Brb I’m learning this.
I love haim
who is she? does she have a contract? she got bars
$LAYYYTER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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EXPECTATIONS
Not today Justin
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Phantogram Three
The Stonewall Inn

@theartofmadeline

shark vs the universe
Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
taylor price

pixel skylines

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@memes-and-bananas
Brb I’m learning this.
I love haim
who is she? does she have a contract? she got bars
YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.
so ppl know
I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too
you gotta be dumb to not realize hes joking lol
Oh myyy, indeed!
ALERT ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
GEORGE TAKEI IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS.
HE IS RUNNING AGAINST DEVIN NUNES, THE ASSHOLE WHO’S BEEN HOLDING UP THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION.
HE’S GOING TO UNSEAT THE FUCKER.
SULU IS GOING TO CONGRESS.
Look, America. You’ve done some pretty crazy shit recently and you need to make up for it. Start with this. Please elect this wonderful, compassionate man to Congress.
tfw april fools
this is like saying the titanic reboot won’t have the titanic
its a videogame instead
my two cents about pornhub trying getting a bunch of good publicity lately by plowing roads, posting a sex ed page, & disabling “straight” porn on women’s day:
y’all should spend less time making jokes about pornhub and more time supporting sex workers politically, socially & financially for their work instead of supporting a site that profits off devaluing their labor
yeah if you can, buy porn from sex workers. If you really can’t afford anything or don’t want to, try streaming sites (where you can give camgirls extra viewers as payment) like myfreecams, etc (or perhaps other sites that allow trans women <.<)
Didn’t pornhub just give out like student grants or something to sex workers
Isn’t every single video on pornhub stolen work from sex workers, uploaded without their consent, and from which they make $0.00?
#the answer is yes #stealing work and then paying back literally nothing to a select few is literally evil?
MindGeek is destroying the porn industry like its.. a big problem http://fusion.net/story/212078/how-mindgeek-transformed-the-economics-of-porn/ http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2014/10/mindgeek_porn_monopoly_its_dominance_is_a_cautionary_tale_for_other_industries.html
idc im gonna watch pornhub
Being autistic like
There are so many great new shows to try on Netflix! I think I’m gonna watch Star Trek again.
YouTube is an endless fountain of possibility! I think I’m gonna watch that one in-depth criticism of Fallout 3 again.
My Steam library is so full of games I’ve never played! I think I’m gonna play Dragon Age: Origins again.
Spotify has more music than I could ever hope to listen to! I think I’m just gonna play this one song on repeat for the next week.
This restaurant has so many different options! I think I’m going to order the same thing I order very time I come here.
Wow! Didn’t know I was autistic!
Just so everyone is clear about the shit show that happened at the Grammys last night, the academy had an actual meeting accusing Beyonce of trying to “game” the system by dipping into several genres– such as country, blues and rock– on Lemonade and that is very much the reason they latently disrespected her.
The New York Times reported on this- “According to a senior music executive who attended the meeting, and spoke on the condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the internal deliberations, there was a “very spirited debate that took maybe five minutes” and included several voters’ suspicions that by recording a rock song and a country song (“Daddy Lessons”) on her album “Lemonade,” Beyoncé was trying to “run the table” on nominations in a diverse group of categories.” (LINK)
The Grammys literally punished Beyonce– a black woman and the greatest entertainer of the past couple decades– for stretching the boundaries on music. Instead of acting with any dignity and commending such an outstanding and genre defying piece of work, they considered it an egregious threat and showed it with last night.
tbh why didnt chance win best gospel
when u got that crush and ur about to die
help
ready to see some titties
Actual photo of my gaming rig
the most thrilling way to surf the net is knowing at any moment your heavy-ass crt might slip from its flimsy safety belt and obliterate your dick
I’m pretty sure this is for disabled people how is that a hilarious joke
because u can make jokes about things lol
when you overhear someone talking shit about you
isnt this froma porn
Does anyone want to hangout in Eugene, Oregon?
so that rlly rlly popular tumblr funnyman who always wrote those cringey ‘anti-terf’ posts just got exposed as…an abuser w/ a weird fetish who kept suicide baiting children and asked minors for nudes w/ them looking ‘mindless’ who’da guessed it
Terfs are still trash
Terfs will always be bad no matter who on the opposite spectrum gets exposed
Not even surprised OP has ‘vulva’ in their URL
^ no female reproductive systems allowed here folks this is a penis-only area!!!
Why do radfems always have vagina words in their URLs
because radical feminism focuses on the sex-based oppression of biological women? because we’re outraged at how it’s taboo to even say the word ‘vagina’ as our society is phallocentric and our own genitals are stigmatized in favor of male genitals? because we’d like something for ourselves for once thank you?
Hang on, I speak radfem:
VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VULVA VAGINA UTERUS VAGINA VULVA VULVA RADVAGINA PATRIARCHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MALES
this is not a very efficient mode of argument op
“JUST LET ME REPEAT MY STUPID UNFUNNY JOKES BC I HAVE NO BRAIN!!!!”
@northdakotaisamyth I think you’d find a better audience for your ‘humour’ on /r/mensrights. There’s still a few too many here who don’t really go for the blatant-disgust-at-women-as-banter genre of comedy.
“rageclit”
If these people actually wanted to be taken seriously, they’re doing a terrible job at it.
im kinda confused why @vulvacrat called @northdakotaisamyth OP even tho vulva was the op..
sry if i post some controversial stuff on my personal tumblr i created a story told through many different tumblr users (i made like 7 different blogs) for shcool, so i may mess up
reblog with the age you turn in 2017
So pure.
A grandma for the ages.