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strange-aeons

Not to be dramatic or anything but waking up with this bug in my bed literally makes life worth living

strange-aeons

BUG IN MY BED!!!!

vultures-nest

im studying histology and i just like the little guys that work so hard to keep our organisms up and running

drdeath

Fully and utterly obsessed with every single aspect of this scene

wintersoldierfell

#when you’re both gay and one of you is stuck at a family dinner so you plan an elaborate rescue mission

prokopetz

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.

midnightvoyager

prokopetz

#wasnt that conan game basically this #idk i never played it (via @piedbirb)

Nah, Conan: Exiles saves on development costs there by applying the same physics simulation it uses for clothing to penises. It's basically treating the cock and balls as a bit of cloth hanging off your character's groin, which produces a totally different (albeit no less entertaining) set of failure modes.

prokopetz

(For those saying this is making them picture a character's penis flapping in the breeze like a flag on a pole or laundry on a line, that was actually, literally happening at launch. I'm not sure if they ever fixed it.)

wisdomofanemptyheart

Once, playing Conan Exiles with friends, we watched in wonder and horror as one guy's dong went zooming across the map. While still attached. The rest of the model remained in place at spawn while his camera followed the tip of an impossibly long weiner, racing across the desert.

prokopetz

As I understand it, there was a specific recurring bug where the tip of a character's penis (and only the tip) could become locked to world origin (i.e, coordinates 0,0,0) without affecting the rest of the model, and it took them a surprisingly long time to figure out why that was happening.

catsbeaversandducks

Art by Jesse Jarldane

boilingheart

when you make an oc as a joke and it’s all silly fun and games but then you accidentally start thinking more in depth about them and their story and who they are and realize it’s not a joke anymore

one-time-i-dreamt

I was in a store when I found a bag of chips that said "deetos". I bought it, then someone said it was theirs even though I was the person who bought it.

So, I beat them up while a character from that book about a babysitters' club watched.

one-time-i-dreamt

everyday-cutephoto

markovchaingang

"seize him? yeah of course i sees him, boss. he's standing there like a chump, plain as day!"

ryebreadgf

one-time-i-dreamt

I was an orphan adopted by a 30 something workaholic woman with an inexplicably large and opulent apartment. She immediately sent me off to some kind of magical school, where through completing botw style trial chambers I was supposed to learn engineering (just regular engineering). The first trial involved defeating a minotaur(?).