[m-lopez]

picture me fingers deep in your ex wife or whatever it was that taylor swift said

[ohjuicy-deactivated20160416]

[lostinhistorypics]

Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

[homofobe]

[roskvawinther]

As with all german actors in the 30's, you always gotta check the World War II section of their Wikipedia page. Well im happy to report that Marlene Dietrich was in open opposition to the Nazi regime, and in 1937 donated her entire salary for a film (over 9 million dollars in todays money) to helping Jewish refugees :)

[greelin]

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

[zezeb12]

Steve Harvey: Name something a man and a woman might do on their wedding night in their bedroom naked.

Contestant: have sex.

Steve Harvey:

[suigintou]

im about to have a realistic depiction of a panic attack

[bigchump1994]

Lost Jimmy Neutron episode where he creates a machine to find God and it leads him to a single grouper in the ocean swimming about a shipwreck. The last shot is him cooking it on a spit and winking at the camera

[dankxsinatra]

I wanna see a ufo

[theseventhoffrostfall]

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

[dankxsinatra]

[farmlesbians]

[owochimuwu]

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

[lesbx]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

"Dooby doo" my sort of fucked up stoner take on ehat schoby diudwoud glgbecakkf iff hfeb sndmfwaaded

[danielkahndyke]

i want to be her so bad

[danielkahndyke]

wet beast wednesday

[jerseyclown]

everybody in the club get earnest

[fortooate]

[audientvoid13]

Vyacheslav Belov

[weedpoop]

how it feels to visit walmart after getting willy wonka levels of high

[everythingfox]

A masseuse

[batmanego]

take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are (remembers im playing at a gay bar on bear night) men

[batteredhilt]