My dreams have been getting weird lately... I don't even have a husband
(My dream)
Me: Honey, I love you so freaking much, I'm going to get you pregnant!
Dream husband: um... hun, I don't think that's how it works.
Me: shhhhh... let's do this.
(After sex)
Me: *leans my head to my husband's tummy and whispers* hey there little buddy.
Dream husband: [very concerned facial expression]











