Howdy!

I love you; stop taking everything so seriously

[pearlpoet]

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

[shadow-von-vamp]

oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

[that-house]

Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

[belindablumenthal-deactivated-d]

Undiagnosed autism be damned, my boy can fly a Boeing 737

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[cognitohazardous]

well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

[hauntedzone]

[jesterlesbian]

beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone

[bananacockroach]

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

[kingcatnine]

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

[cherryflavoredbutch]

oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

[deepspaceboytoy]

The Hidden Leftist Politics of My Toys

[mysterium-solis]

Para Selance, or Arctic Moon with HMS Resolution, Assistance, Intrepid, and Pioneer by Adam Aldrich (1850-51)

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[papayajuan2019]

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

[fanged-desire]

can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this