Things, People, Words

Hi, I'm Jonathan. Let’s watch the decline of man together over coffee

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[catmask]

someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid

[catmask]

IM PLAYING! IM PLAYING!!!! WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING WITH ME WHY ARE YOU PUTTING AWAY OUR TOYS

[machinegunbukkake]

Breaks my heart every time 😔💔

Then you spend the next hour trying to subtly retract it and show them that you are in fact actually not a dumb moron buffoon idiot

[marimbaone]

Very cool that Tumblr has also adopted the Twitter hell feature of showing me original posts of people I don't fucking follow

[marimbaone]

I'm back and I'm having a pretty rough time

[mollyjames]

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

[marimbaone]

I’m back bitches the bird app had a good run

[tredlocity]

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

[tredlocity]

DRAWING

[tredlocity]

I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES

[gibbonhugdotgif]

I really just do not understand the ultra-rich.

Like, the Flint water crisis, right? I just read an estimate that it would take $55 million to bring clean water back to Flint. That sounds like a lot of money until you consider that’s less than a tenth of a billion dollars. Jeff Bezos is worth $118 billion. For less than .05% of his net worth, Jeff Bezos could bring water back to an entire town. At the most money I have ever had in my bank account, .05% of it could buy me like a burger. And not even a particularly nice one.

And let’s say, yeah, the ultra-rich are soulless monsters devoid of empathy or altruism. For .05% of his net wealth, Jeff Bezos could completely turn his public image around. Instead of being the asshole who exploits his workers, suddenly he’s the unlikely hero who saved an entire town.

Like

How do you have the power to become a hero at practically no personal cost and just

Not?

[shikagemaru]

Queue the stream of libertarians bitching about “you can’t just steal money from people!” Shut up, chad. I’d skin Jeff Bezos with a butterknife if it would undo his greed and give money to the millions of people it could help. He could single-handedly end poverty if he wanted to.

[deadgodjess]

[marquisdesad]

I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted

[cloudsinsummertime]

hot take: hrt, gender therapy and trans surgeries should be free

[cloudsinsummertime]

if cis people don’t have to pay to have a body that doesn’t make them dysphoric, neither should trans people

[daisto-deactivated20181027]

So by that logic does that mean that I should get anti-depressants and all the other pills for my mental issues for free because the people who don’t suffer from them don’t have to pay to have them?

[cloudsinsummertime]

yes

[fun-with-colors]

And does that mean that corrective lenses should also be free, because people with good vision don’t need to pay to see clearly, and that devices to aid in mobility for people with limited mobility (from crutches to (practical) canes to wheelchairs to prosthetics) should also be free, because people who don’t have limited mobility don’t need to pay for them?

[cloudsinsummertime]

yes? why does everyone in the notes keep trying to come up with gotchas lmao everything to do with healthcare should be free

[sa2ha]

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

[787-dreamliner]

Ant-man shrinks the infinity gauntlet and it no longer fits Thanos’ hand. The world is saved. The end.

[tasteslikekeys]

[discreet45]

[karasratworld]

Dylan really loved the Budweiser puppy ad

[dogsaremypatronuspersonal-blog]

Are you kidding me that’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen I’m crying. I’m actually crying over a dog watching a puppy and a horse on tv someone stop me.

[ellway]

I’m literally crying what is happening that was the sweetest shit in the world.

[marimbaone]

honestly they should play this on TV instead of the actual ad

[rubyetc]

hello Monday

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hello tuesday

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hello wednesday

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hello thursday

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hello friday

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hello saturday

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hello sunday 

[kaleighfratkins]

Trauma often messes with one’s ability to say “no”. 

You either consciously or subconsciously think, “I don’t want to hurt this person’s feelings” or “If I say no, then they’ll hurt me” or “It won’t really be that bad” or “I can handle this” or “I need to do this to prove myself” or “I deserve this”, or you forget that “no” is even an option.

It’s still not your fault if you didn’t say “no”, even if you think maybe you could have. It’s still not your fault. You didn’t deserve what happened to you and you didn’t bring it upon yourself. It was never your fault.

[harperhug]

I just cried when I read this. Thank you.

[marimbaone]

Honest question here. I completely understand that this is a thing, I'm just wondering what the other party can do in this situation, beyond continually asking to affirm consent.

[gogomrbrown]

Lovely.

[terror-foster]

What a punch

[trashbandikyut-deactivated20181]

This happened in Seattle. The nazi was shouting at people and telling folks of color to get out of the country, a crowd gathered after he chucked a banana at someone, anothe rperson told him off, then this guy punched him. No one called the cops. When he finally woke up he was asking for help getting up and the few who tried were told he’s a nazi and immediately dropped his ass. The cops finally had to come helpnpick his ass up. He refused to really tell the cops what happened as he took his armband off.

The story is fucking wild.

http://www.thestranger.com/slog/2017/09/18/25419894/witness-neo-nazi-threw-a-banana-before-he-got-socked-in-the-face

[blaqpanther]

Make nazis scared

[into-solitude-deactivated202009]

Eradicate the Eradicators. 

[no-respect-for-bullshit-deactiv]

I love how the nazi first is like “come at me bro” and then immediatlyy backs off when the person really moves