Midlife Crisis at 30

xe/they. This is just a RyGos extended universe blog at this point what the fuck has happened to me. Malevolent also falls into that bc Holland March is my headcanon for Arthur and by extension, Jackson Healy is human John.

[thee-faded-memory]

larson screaming over the phone to the butcher 'i want that twink obliterated' and he just sighs and nods and arthur is visible in the background shaking and crying like a wet little meow meow

[vililae]

Alexa, play "Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby" by Cigarettes After Sex

Uncensored on Ao3

Uncensored on Bluesky

No dialogue, just vibes ⤵️

[lordbaba]

Being a multishipper is great I get the best of all worlds.

[its-timego]

I feel like in the movie so much of Grace and Stratt's strange relationship is a snowball effect of Grace's initial complete obliviousness to who/how powerful she actually is. She doesn't say "I'm the Director of the Petrova Task Force" when she comes to his school, she just says "I'm with the Petrova Task Force." And so at first she's just This Weird Lady Who Kidnapped Me, and then she kidnaps him again onto the boat and suddenly he's getting shoved in front of a room full of scientists and told to explain the astrophage breeding and oh no oh no now there's EXPECTATIONS, so she stops being This Weird Lady Who Kidnapped Me and is This Weird Lady Who Kidnapped Me And Much More Importantly Is The Only Familiar Presence In An Extremely Scary Situation. (Enter instinctively grabbing her hand when she comes to tell him to sit down and also whispering the Venus thing into her ear instead of talking into the microphone.)

Then however much later, oh she's dictator of the world you say? Whoopsies, too bad, I've already, to her perplexity, emotionally imprinted on the dictator of the world, I guess.

[socially-anxious-wizard]

John get his homo ass you go Queen

[cloudabserk]

i know adrian is widely headcanoned as green. but they could really be any color

[trashfishhh]

weighted blanket TOO HEAVY

[rylandgrace-official]

Please crush me. I'll finally be free.

Not- not like.. dead free. Just.. my body will finally feel comfortable and my bones wont feel all weird. Yknow? ...gosh I sound crazy.

[asteronomical]

eridian students: savior grace! what is savior rocky to you?

grace: he's the reason i wake up every morning :)

eridian students: aww!

[earlier]

rocky, banging on grace's door: GRACE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP NOW

[alleysap]

3/4 requests down!! this one's courtesy of @bluetribbles thank you for being an excellent reblogger and avid nice guy enjoyer 🫶

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[adventures-in-instant-ramen]

[semtruc]

Rocky, but in hells kitchen

[ghstwht]

"It's maroon."

[spookonlooks]

More bloodymary plant shop au <3

Turns out my ass couldn’t draw the comic properly digitally so I just drew it on paper then coloured em’ digitally :P

[kinsasi-sae]

Art collab with @undyingdevotee

[manuuart]

I saw this picture of mark and I just had to

(Markplier please stop going to the hospital YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR BODY IS CAPPABLE OF )

[wraithillustrates]

I am in a really bad mood but at least they’re having the time of their lives

[pianopochacco]

i watched the nice guys for shits and giggles. now im healymarch pilled and bloodymary pilled. its all ryan goslings fault man fuck that guy and his nice face when does this end /pos