We'll take .500

Two Seattle Mariner fans who can't quit on this organization, no matter how bad they are. But that doesn't mean we go easy on them either.

[marinerssuck]

Today we find out if we suck.

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Seattle Times Sports on Twitter

“Bret Boone, apparently at random, slid into a reporter's DMs to air his grievances with "the liberal bs" about sexual harassment https://t.co/iyNWHFtqOM”

Bert Boone sucks

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Sometimes we suck, sometimes we don't. Life of a sub .500 team.

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Tag yourself: I'm the guy on the right

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The M's are sucking, but that gives no man the right to make jokes at Dae Ho Lee's expense.

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I guess it could be worse.

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New Year Same BS

We still can't hit lefties for shit.

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End the season now! 1st place baby.

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If this is the headline after Game 1, you might be in trouble

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Conrad got to wake up to this headline after watching his very 1st M's game. Here is to a life of Mariners disappointment!

[marinerssuck]

If this is the headline after Game 1, you might be in trouble

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These guys don't look so fucking bad. #openingdaythought #beforegame #mariners

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I'm my mind Buhner only hit HR's, Edgar only hit double, and Griffey was always Griffey. #theynevergotout #mariners

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I’m hoping with all hope that we don’t have to see this headline once the 2016 season starts.

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Why waste this headline in spring training?

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I'm hoping with all hope that we don't have to see this headline once the 2016 season starts.

[seattlish]

Congrats, Junior!

Ken Griffey, Jr.’s near-unanimous (he missed it by three votes!) selection the Hall of Fame makes today a big day for Seattle baseball fans AND ALSO HUMAN BEINGS WITH HEARTS AND SOULS so here are a bunch of Griffey gifs to celebrate.

And of course…

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Go ahead and try, but you will all suck compared to Ken Griffey Jr.