Riss

nice

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[rosasanctus]

Them: What do you remember about Middle School?

Me:

[thebootydiaries]

me seeing a dog doing literally anything: what a Cool Guy

[uikoru-remade-blog]

this is maggie and she wants to know if you think she’s cool

[thebootydiaries]

she is a star i love her

[librarydrone]

this is Zeus. he also wants to know if you think he’s an internet cool guy

[thebootydiaries]

yes,, amazing pronominal i love him

[akitashiranui]

Lilo gives you a smile in hopes that you think she’s cool despite only having one eye

[thebootydiaries]

im crying i lov e her so much look at that smile,she makes my heart race,,

how do i make it clear that im wearing gay flannel not country flannel??

[sapphicsugar]

Converse instead of cowboy boots

[buwuizel]

what if you’re a gay cowboy

[friend-called-boxcar]

white cowboy boots

[kimkais-thighs]

[coolthingoftheday]

This photograph of a sturgeon has been making the rounds on Facebook lately, freaking people out because they couldn’t figure out what it was. 

[coolthingoftheday]

It has come to my attention that many people find this picture scary - but I actually think sturgeon are big squishy babies? I mean

look

at their faces

HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THAT? And their mouths:

Sturgeon are actually bottom-feeders! They don’t even have teeth. 

But I really can see why people are creeped out by them! They look like dinosaurs. And they kind of are, in a way - they’re a relic of a bygone era, dating back over 208 million years ago to the Triassic period.

The sad thing about this, though, is that since sturgeon grow so large, live so long, and have survived on our planet for so many years, they reproduce very, very slowly. Over the years, this has led to the decline of sturgeon populations, with some subspecies - like the kaluga - becoming critically endangered.

Maybe it’s because I saw them on River Monsters (one of my favorite wildlife shows! Seriously, go check it out), but I’ve always had a massive soft spot for sturgeon. The only dangerous thing about them is that they sometimes breach out of the water, and this tendency has occasionally led to the deaths of boaters because they’re so massive. 

(Side note: I saw a sturgeon while I was at the aquarium portion of the Biodome, and it was SO CUTE AND IT WAS SO BIG AND I LOVED IT AND I JUST SPENT LIKE 45 MINUTES WATCHING IT SWIM AROUND.)

Also, here’s a babby sturgeon because they are very cute and very smol.

[meladoodle]

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

[coreymagz-deactivated20210907]

“You need to leave him, Karen”.

[scaremoonturkey]

[smolbean-isaac]

I am so here for this

[deactivated-blog]

I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing

[narrativeninja]

Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.

“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”

“Its…what?”

“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”

The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:

Remember you need to study for that biology exam.

“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”

He’s no good for you Brenda.

“Rh’lygh, we’ve been over this.”

He’s a cad, Brenda.

[styna]

Listen to Rh'lygh, Brenda.

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

Listen to him

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

imagine if you got ready to assault an enemy base and walked into this guy

[rbthemad]

[mercenarypool]

Team Avatar is back! Air. Water. Earth. Fire … Fan and sword!

[comradecomradecomrade]

Tfw you just ARE zuko

[lime-green-time-machine]

bonus:

[auroranmaiden]

Mass Effect & Text Posts #1

[misaoooart]

Qween of Omega Aria T'loak requested by raedmagdon

[hoiist]

have some icon’s of the stupid face things

part 2/2

[al-teya]

[dailymasseffect]

Don’t f*ck with Aria

[rcah]

he’s 12 how does he just GET IT 

[grumpquoteoftheday]

here’s your daily dose of wonderful

[gqotd]

[11roses]

[rockthrowingbutch]

Patronize these kids at your own risk.