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cherry valley forever
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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I’ve never related more to a post in my life.
DnD is all fun and games until you're in the midst of preparing for the final battle of a four year long campaign and you character's boyfriend chooses becoming a Lich over him.
something fun about all those "could granny weatherwax defeat kira" "could the infinity train fix izzy hands" sort of tumblr polls is like. there's a smug answer that's just "it depends whose story they're in," like, bugs bunny always wins if the genre is a looney tunes short but if he's in some sort of grimdark action drama then he's just a rabbit and gets shot by a hunter. but the other way to look at those polls is that's the whole question: whose genre rules have priority? there are some characters whose genre rules take priority over whatever story they're in.
here's what i say, granny weatherwax would always defeat kira precisely because granny can't exist in the death note universe without her own genre rules taking over; there's no "if it's a light yagami story then light wins" here because if granny's there it isn't a light yagami story. bugs bunny always wins because whatever story he enters becomes a looney tunes short, he cannot by his nature exist in any other context. the answer to "which our flag means death character could survive black sails?" is stede bonnet and only stede bonnet, because if any other ofmd character enters black sails they become a black sails character and most black sails characters die. but stede is the one who carries the romcom aura and that's part of who he is, if stede enters the world of black sails then black sails is now a romcom, and he's absolutely fine
I suppose the logical next step is this which genre takes priority.
Who wins: Granny Weatherwax or Bugs Bunny?
Granny Weatherwax
Bugs Bunny
Nuance/tie/vanilla extract/I’m bald
It’s Granny Weatherwax, and I’ll tell you why:
In a Bugs Bunny story, Bugs will win if a) the loser deserves it, and/or b) it’s funny. But Bugs is also fully capable of committing acts of hubris or foolishness that make him deserving of comeuppance.
In a Granny Weatherwax story, Granny will win because the loser is deserving of comeuppance.
Bugs Bunny winning is not compatible with a Granny Weatherwax story.
Granny Weatherwax winning is compatible with a Bugs Bunny story.
Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths - Part Three (2024) dir. Jeff Wamester
🦇Kevin Conroy's final performance as Batman🦇
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america
nosferatu (2024) is so fucking funny. they did this joke twice
"I wonder how Thomas is doing"
Thomas:
Ah shit, here comes Cid. (This is the funniest thing they'll ever do)
OP: so this is the ‘intense regional downpour’ on the weather forecast
I love when the weather says 'fuck you, get soaked,' to a single mile-wide or square-mile piece of land.
Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
comedy gold is when you complain about some piece of media, a book a movie, whatever, but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings and it's not that deep so you don't name it you just say its genre and everything you hated about it and then someone is like "if you want to cleanse your pallet with something good from [genre], check out [exact media you're not naming]!! it doesn't do any of that!" and you're like did we even consume the same thing or perhaps have they guessed the media and they're some sort of sick villain twisting the knife on purpose, knowing you can't cry out...
one time i said i'd love a new high fantasy TV series that doesn't make me watch egregious violence toward women and which doesn't feel like a typical medieval western European setting, and someone told me with absolute sincerity to watch Game of Thrones : (
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