Tending to My Memes

I hand pick only the freshest memes and jokes for your consumption.

[beemovieerotica]

incredible video and also PSA: art competition for anyone interested

[frascospecimen]

Feel old yet? Team Fortress 2 released in 1972

[frascospecimen]

Team fortress 2 released in 1971

[frascospecimen]

[kaijuno]

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat

After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:

Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.

[finrays]

I wrote one for my roommate’s cat as well;

Do not stand at my feet and cry It’s VEGETABLES, you silly guy! Your begging will not change the food Into a thing you think is good I’ll give you things not cheese or meat You sniff at them and then retreat And yet, as soon as chopping starts You run back in and beg for parts You squint your eyes at plant-based food And yet you won’t stop BEGGING, dude! Do not stand by the stove and bleat You don’t like this. You will not eat.

[blackrosesandwhump]

I haven't had the best day, but this...this made me laugh so hard I had to get a tissue and wipe my eyes 🤣🤣🤣

[kneelbeforeclefairy]

@bestnoncannonship Samson

[su-whisterfield]

@petermorwood

[queer-as-city-folk]

Trains

[whizpurr]

[roach-works]

[natalieironside]

The idea of using Tumblr as a training dataset is at least a little bit funny, or would be if it was make-believe. That's, like, one, at most 3 steps removed from using 4chan as a training dataset.

[natalieironside]

"There is something seriously wrong with this LLM. What did you do to it?"

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

I'm forwarding all of you my next therapy bill.

[gay-irl]

[anxietyproblem]

[catserotonin]

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[neon-slime]

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

[thoughtstherapy]

@thoughtstherapy

[mysteriousboo]

the urge to share this with every person who has ever hurt me..

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[manicpixiedckgirl]