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Spongebob Squarepants Close Up Products Appreciation Post

Tiny Tim, the original glam punk, on The Hollywood Palace, January 1969, sources here and here

(Someday I’ll tell you the story of how Mother’s Day Brunch with me, Tiny Tim and our wives became an annual tradition for a while in the early 90s. A genuinely amazing guy.)

coolhotdad

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

youstoodmeupforayardsale-mo-blog

this passed the bechdel test

soundsof71

Bob Dylan & Patti Smith in her Keith Richards t-shirt, backstage at her June 26, 1975 show at New York’s Bitter End: their first meeting! Photos by Chuck Pulin. Here’s the Village Voice story

theshitpostcalligrapher

advice for cowpokes

submitted by @salparadisewasright

generally sound advice tbh

soundsof71

Bob Dylan and Joan Baez on The Rolling Thunder Revue, Montreal, December 4, 1975. Photo by Ken Regan.

travelingworkshop

Behold. My new favorite reaction image.

pattismithandrobertmapplethorpe

Patti Smith 1988 © Robert Mapplethorpe Foundation

kropotkhristian-deactivated2019

Particularly if you live in Texas, please vote, just for the schadenfreude. Can you even imagine if Texas goes blue. Can you even imagine Ted Cruz losing. I’m getting giddy just thinking about the conservative meltdown. There is literally zero path to the Presidency for Republicans that doesn’t include Texas. If they have to sweat bullets for the next forever thinking that Texas might be a left-leaning state… guys, this just sounds like a fun time.

Vote for Beto for the schadenfreude.

dabblingindissent

elijah-kamski

I found this gem on twitter and I’m laughing so hard now

theshitpostcalligrapher

req’d by @kitterjitters

aaah a good 2k18 mood, wouldn’t you say @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses?

protego-et-servio

The point of voting blue in 2018 isn’t to make the US perfect. We cannot accomplish that in one fell swoop. There’s gerrymandering, voter apathy, voter suppression, and generations of older party-line fucks we have to deal with.

Voting blue in 2018 is to make it less immediately threatening for PoC, LGBT+ people, the disabled, and any other marginalized demographic. It’s a stopgap against Republicans who are aligned with Nazis, white supremacists, and sexual abusers.

Correcting politics in the United States is going to take decades of new voters staying on top of politics and not falling prey to apathy, like our predecessors.

People telling you not to waste a vote on 3rd Party this midterm aren’t saying “never vote 3rd party.” Republicans have united behind one utterly heinous front. We need to unite behind Democrats, for the time being.

reproductivejusticeandliberty

In Canada, splitting the leftwing vote between the Liberal and New Democratic Parties was how we wound up with almost 10 years of Stephen Harper. Holding our noses and voting for the party that had the best chance of winning was how we got Justin Trudeau, who isn’t perfect, but is leagues better than a Conservative government. Yes, it sucks to have to make sacrifices, but you need to look at your alternatives. -V

themaninthegreenshirt

John Coltrane and Wes Montgomery at the Monterey Jazz Festival September 24, 1961 by Jim Marshall

onlyjimfromit-deactivated201608

I intend on cosplaying Kuzco this summer, and I innocently googled “llama costume” and I feel like a whole new world has opened up before me. What a time to be alive.