tell me your sins

gossip: noun. information about the behavior and personal lives of other people. You know what they say. It's always better to confess your sins. You will eventually anyways.

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KC and Clare

Old news, but in what could be a good way? I’d be interested in seeing a rekindling of that romance, if only to see how bad KC screws it up the second time around, and even more if he manages to make it work.

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Arthur and Becky

Unarguably the couple most worth shipping around here. I can’t put my finger on it exactly, but there’s something about those two that I adore… It probably has something to do with the fact that Becky’s finally taken an interest in a guy who will appreciate her awesomeness.

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Zoe and Grace

This only exists in Grace’s fantasies. 

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Mason and Frankie

They were more interesting before they got together.

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Drew and Zoe

He’s old and gross and probably gonna knock her up before she finishes high school and ruin her life. And then they’ll get married and have a mediocre life for the rest of their lives.

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Juliet and JM

Just another will they won’t they. And honestly, I don’t care if they will or they won’t. They probably won’t.

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Juliet and Dustin

I can’t figure out why they dated in the first place. Other than the fact that Juliet is just terrible at finding anyone she’s actually compatible with in the first place.

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tori and maclean

Yawn.

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zig and zoe

I thought they were cute, but then she had to go for the old man. And now I’m expected to believe the three of them are all just good friends. I’d vote for a backslide.

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Eleanor and Ruben

Honestly, every exchange between the two of them has been utterly pathetic. She falls for everyone to give her the time of day, and let’s be honest, he was just using her as a distraction because he couldn’t have Angie.

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Leah and Roman

Is this a thing? I didn’t think she swung that way. The last I heard from her she was all over Ophelia.

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Brie and KC

This is in my inbox twice and all I have to say is: do they even count as a couple? They fucked once and then he left town and she threw a fit that he didn’t wait for her or whatever when they never even talked about it. Obviously if either one of them cared about preserving the relationship, or even the friendship, they wouldn’t have waited for him to move back to Toronto to talk about what happened.

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Brice

Has this subject not been exhausted already? All of Degrassi and the internet have already made the unanimous decision that Bryce is trash and Brie deserves better. So here’s a couple that I wish were exes, but unfortunately are not. Yet. I’m just waiting for Brie to get some common sense and dump his ass.

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What do you think about some of the exs around here?

I don’t have the energy to wrack my brain to remember whose broken up. Send me a couple (together or not) and I’ll tell you my opinions.

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What do you think about Cricket and KC having each other's tattoos but claiming they're not in love with each other?

Biology doesn’t lie, but people do. It’s all about self-preservation and not wanting to deal with the fallout when one of them fucks up and ruins what could be an actual relationship.

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How much do you bet Bryce will cheat on Brie and how long will it take?

I’d bet my life he’ll try. And as for how long it takes, well that sort of depends on how long it takes him to convince some girl to fuck over Brie Torres, which I obviously wouldn’t advise to anyone who wants to live.

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It’s been much to quiet around here lately. Send me something interesting.