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GUYS PLSS, THE WAY MY BBYGIRL BLINKS HIS EYES 😭😭😭😔😔😔
“Stay for Him”
Pairing: Ex husband! Jaehyun x Ex wife! Reader
Word count: ~9.2k
Themes: Divorce, Family, Angst, Fluff, Tension, Jealousy, Slice of life.
Preview: You and Jaehyun are divorced, on a reluctant family vacation for your 3-year-old son, but you can’t stand each other—and he has a girlfriend now. Wonderful.
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back to friends.
࣪ ִֶָ☾. pairing: childhood friend!jaehyun x fem!reader
࣪ ִֶָ☾. warnings/tags: angst, fluff, smut, protected sex (pill), blow job, 69, name calling/pet names, implied cheating, no happy ending
࣪ ִֶָ☾. w.c: 3.2k
࣪ ִֶָ☾. a.n: as promised here's my newest edition for my jaehyun angsty writes. this idea based upon the song linked below, one that's been all over my tiktok, so here i am coming up with my own interpretation of it :0 . this story i advise isn't a happy ending, i tried to be as realistic as possible.
“how can we go back to being friends, when we just shared a bed?”
“how can you look at me and pretend i’m someone you’ve never met?”
prologue.
he was a quiet boy, an outsider who’d just move in right next door. he introduced himself as: jeong jaehyun– with skin looking as soft as snow and eyes and hair like chocolate.
he didn’t stand out in any particular way, but something about him made you fall in love. as cliche as it sounds, it was love at first sight. and yeah perhaps at first it was just a silly innocent crush, it ended up flourishing into even stronger feelings when you two got closer.
regardless though as the years went by and your feelings remained unchanged and locked away– a secret you thought would’ve been buried in your grave.
though you know what they say, life comes at you unexpectedly when you least expect it.
“i love you.”
3 simple words. yet those 3 simple words were ones you’d dream of hearing from him. an impossibility beyond your reach, but here he was saying them to you now. with so much sincerity, you could feel his love in his voice— it brought you to tears.
you recall crying in his arms that day, comforted by his warmth. it would only mark one of many days that you would be able to be comforted by his warmth.
because from here on out jaehyun became your lifeline. he was the perfect boyfriend— he loved you unconditionally. nothing could ever come in between you two, there was just no way.
present day.
“jaehyun,” you called out to him, voice still sounding sleepy.
“mmhm,” he responds, pulling you even tighter against his chest.
“stop rubbing yourself against me, it’s interrupting my beauty sleep.”
“who says you need beauty sleep when you’re already beautiful,” he responds groggily, as he opens his eyes to look down at you. leaning down, jaehyun kisses every feature of your face before getting lost in your lips.
“and plus you wouldn’t stop begging for it, i didn’t have a choice but to go all night,” jaehyun replied in between the kiss.
“you’re so nasty,” you moaned as his tongue overtook yours.
his member grew harder underneath his underwear as you two shamelessly grinded against one another. feeling as his tip rubbed against your belly, you couldn’t contain yourself much longer.
your hand travels down to touch him. he groans against your lips as you stroke him– starting off slow before picking up the pace.
he parts from your lips, but before any words could come out you stopped. “want you in my mouth,” you moan.
jaehyun lets out a curse, you’re too hot to handle. he doesn’t even say anything before you’re already down. the blanket and boxers long forgotten.
you hold his hardened member in your hands now, stroking it from the base to his reddened tip that leaked with his pre.
inching closer, you look up at him as you lapped his pre up with your tongue. your tongue flicks right on the line of his tip before shoving him down your throat little by little. he’d always been too big for your mouth, but that didn’t stop you.
you loved the way he felt as he was balls deep inside your mouth, as nasty as that sounds, he was right– you are a freak.
it wasn’t until he was deep inside your throat that you began bopping your head, slowly at first before picking up the pace. you used your tongue to lick his sides and tease his sensitive tip. he drew closer to his release as you felt him twitch inside your mouth.
“w-wait,” he groaned, but you didn’t stop. it wasn’t until he pulled on your hair that you did. “sit on my face.”
you didn’t question him nor second guess it as you took off your panties and sat on top of his face. jaehyun, wanting to waste no time, laps his tongue all over your dripping cunt before turning his focus onto your clit.
using his tongue to flick the sensitive bud a few times before opting to suck on it. you unconsciously moved your hips, grinding yourself on his face. you were losing yourself too quickly on his mouth before the slaps on your ass brought you back to reality.
you sucked him off again with muffled moans that spilled out of your mouth from how good he was eating you up. the sensation delighted jaehyun as he slurped more of your juices up. his tongue finds its way inside you now, fucking you your tight gummy walls.
he adds to the pleasure when his two fingers begin scissoring you inside. you could feel as your release was not far from unleashing.
not wanting to leave him behind either, you worked yourself faster on his cock. using your hands to the mix as well to stroke him after you’d suck him off. he slowly twitched inside your mouth, it wasn’t enough to get him to cum, so you used your hands to stimulate his balls instead— his sensitive spot.
he moaned against your pussy lips, as his cock twitched inside your mouth. you continued this exact movement for a while longer before you felt his hot white seeds filling your mouth. your very own releasing filling his mouth as well as parts of his face.
he laps up every last drop of your juices before smacking on your ass. “so sweet, love the way you taste baby,” he says in a sultry tone. “now lay down for me,” he continued when he finished licking you up.
you get on your back, spreading your legs. shame was nonexistent, your desire to have him inside you overriding.
jaehyun rubs himself on your cunt, coating himself with your juices before entering you. sliding in, his hips snap up as he shoves his length deep inside you. he didn’t take going gentle, fucking you roughly.
“fuck,” he cursed.
his hands gripped onto your hips tightly as he continued fucking your gummy walls that gripped onto him tightly. his long and hard strokes too much to make you loosen up, he felt too good inside you as he reached your g-spot.
jaehyun spread your legs wider, holding onto your thighs now so he could fuck into you more deeper. your body shook the more he continued, insides twitching against his cock.
“almost there aren’t you, don’t worry baby you can cum,” he says as he uses his thumb to rub your clit.
your already sensitive clit eliciting an inexplicable pleasure to you as jaehyun continued his rough thrusts. he adds the right amount of pleasure, know the right amount of pleasure that had you tipping over the edge.
you came for a second time again, your juices reaching his lower stomach. your tightened grip on his cock, became jaehyun’s breaking point. he cums inside you, filling you up with his whiteness.
he doesn’t pull out just yet, staying inside you. you notice in your hazy state that his member doesn’t calm down either.
and as you look up to find your boyfriend, he’s already looking at you– only that his eyes are filled with an intense amount of lust.
you knew what this look meant all too well.
jaehyun would be far from done with you today. he fucked you in the bed for at least 3 more rounds before moving to the bathroom where he suggested you two showered.
only then did he have you cumming more and adding 2 more rounds to the mix. your morning all the way up to the afternoon, you were in his embrace.
“you’re insatiable, you know that,” you chuckled as your head hit your pillow.
jaehyun laughed, coming to lay beside you. “can you blame me, when i have such a beautiful woman by my side,” he replied as he held you tight, kissing your hair.
“i love you,” you whispered, loud enough for his ears.
“i love you forever.”
a couple days later.
“have fun, jae,” you said as you followed him to the door.
“i love you,” jaehyun replied, kissing your lips.
“call me if anything, i’ll try my best to stay up.”
“mhm, if anything we’ll probably crash in a hotel,” he informed you.
“got it!” you said before continuing, “i’ll see you tomorrow then!”
“lock up and don’t stay up too late,” he says as he turns the doorknob to open the door.
you could feel the cold breeze from outside coming in, making a shiver run down your spine. jaehyun nor you spoke up after that, communicating through the parting peck he gave your lips.
finally out the door, jaehyun makes his way to his friend's car who waited for him outside the apartment. you watched, almost like a peeping tom, as your boyfriend drove off. you smiled to yourself as you thought of all the fun he was about to have. nothing brought you more happiness than seeing your beloved living his best life.
and for the remainder of the evening and night you received check-in’s from jaehyun, but you never got to see the end of it as you fell fast asleep. off into another world as you became oblivious of this one’s.
the day after.
you woke up, feeling colder than usual and with a suspicious feeling creeping inside you. jaehyun didn't actually come home last night, but again you didn’t question it as he did inform you of it before he left and through text.
regardless though something still felt off and you couldn’t pinpoint what exactly it was, but it still ached your heart.
“maybe i’ve finally gone mad,” you chuckled, going about your day until jaehyun got back.
“i’m home!” jaehyun’s voice echoed through the living room where you sat.
you ran to the doorway, wrapping yourself around him, kissing his cheek. “welcome back, did you have fun?!” you said cheerfully.
there’s a slight hesitation in his answer as he tells you, “yeah, never a dull moment with the guys,” he smiled.
“i’m glad you had fun, though i did fall asleep– well, doesn’t matter you still made it back to me in one piece!”
he chuckled, not saying a word after that– only instead wrapping his arms around your waist. he held you tight, letting out a small sigh.
“everything alright?” you questioned.
“y-yeah, just still a little hungover,” he answered.
“oh, okay let me cook up something light for you and then you could go rest some more if you want.”
he mutters a small “mhm.”
you cooked for him, he ate, and he slept. that was how it played out, and fortunately he did bounce right back up. only a bit clingy, touching, kissing, and saying countless i love you’s.
as a result you two went at it all night, loving each other unconditionally as you two always had. and when you two hit the pillows, he whispered such sweet words to you. curated a song made specially for you.
there really was no other way to put it– you love him. and there is absolutely nothing in this world that could ever tear you two apart.
a month later.
“i’m heading out now,” you informed jaehyun who was still on his phone.
he’s been doing that lately, constantly looking at his phone screen. and yeah you talked to him about it, but he’d just say it was some new game.
you brushed it off since then, but it still irked you.
whatever, at least tonight you won’t have to deal with it. it’s girl’s night after all.
girl’s night– a one month gathering between all your friends so you could all go out for some drinks. it’s a way to de-stress.
“y-yeah, have fun,” he responds a beat or two later.
finally, parting from his phone and the couch, he walks over to you. you’re surprised he even does since the past month he’s been sort of distant with you. even during sex he acts differently, finishing things off earlier than what you two are used to.
when you questioned him about it, he got sort of irritated, responding with: “i’m just tired.”
you didn’t dare ask again, deciding to brush it off as well.
“i’ll come back later tonight, you can wait up if you want.”
“sounds good,” he said before reaching over to peck your check, “i love you.”
“love you too,” you replied, but with a hint of coldness.
and out the door you were. locking away any and all memories of jaehyun. no need to focus on him and whatever tantrum he was throwing. you were going to live tonight to the fullest instead of locking yourself in the bathroom again to cry.
“hey, isn’t that jaehyun?” your friend whispers into your ear.
jaehyun? what would he be doing here?
you paused from taking a sip of your drink to turn around, looking in the direction she was looking at. for some mysterious reason, your eyes immediately landed on the bar.
and there he was.
you could recognize that figure anywhere, it was definitely jaehyun. then besides him, a woman. she giggled, placing a hand on his thigh as jaehyun inched closer to tell her something.
as he was apart to depart she kissed him on the lips, he didn’t push her away– getting lost in her lips.
your breath stilled. you couldn’t believe it… no, there was no way.
but yes way, you watched as it played in front of you.
you didn’t even know when you began moving, but your feet start moving on their own. the shouts of your friends calling your name becoming white noise in the background.
you sat on the empty stool beside him, though he didn’t feel your presence. you could now hear their conversation clearly.
though perhaps it would’ve been better if you didn’t.
“are you sure you don’t have a girlfriend?”
“no, i told you– i broke up with her,” jaehyun responds.
broke up?
“right… then who’s y/n.”
jaehyun hesitates for a moment, “my childhood friend.”
she let out a sigh, “did you ever fuck her.”
“no, no, why would i?”
you felt sick. you felt angry. you wanted to hit him and cause a scene right here, right now at the bar.
yet, you still continued to hear their conversation. every word they spew made your insides hurt. jaehyun’s words especially, pretending as if you were someone he never meant– just a friend.
he twisted the knife in your heart, ruthlessly– painfully. you were on the verge of breaking. on the verge of confronting him and running off– but also starting to feel numb. no tears, just a mind filled with endless questions you wanted to ask him.
who is she? when did you meet? why are you with her? did you approach her first? do you lov-
“i’m gonna go get a smoke,” jaehyun announced.
she replied giggly, “don’t take too long then, or else i’ll be lonely.”
you could then hear a faint chuckle come from jaehyun.
so you smoke now, you thought. he’d quit some time ago, but guess he started again– behind your back. how foolish of you to not have noticed.
he then stood up, without noticing you even now. and you, you made sure to get a quick look at the woman. she was beautifully, like a goddess. you almost even understood why he seemed so enamored with her.
he was bewitched.
taking your eyes off her, you knew this was your cue.
you stood up from your seat, following right behind him. your feet moved on their own, one after another, outside the bar.
he walked to some secluded place behind the bar, stood against the wall as if he were a man of no worries– as if he hadn’t been cheating on you.
he takes out his pack, but before he can take one out you spoke.
“having fun tonight aren’t you?”
his movements stilled, face paled as it turned to look at you. surprised would be an understatement, jaehyun was beyond surprised at your sudden appearance.
“w-what are you doing he-here,” he says, stumbling on his words.
“girl’s night remember,” you answered.
“n-no, i mean what are you doing here. aren’t you supposed to be at-”
you laughed, finding his shaken state too much. “right, well the bar we were supposed to go to was too full so we settled on this one instead. though i didn’t expect to run into you here, much less with some random woman by your side.”
“look y/n, i can explain-”
you interrupted him.
“quite the fun night you’re having though.”
he tried to call for your name over and over, but you ignored him. your feet moved again, stopping only when you stood in front of him. it was silence, neither of you talking, just two individuals staring at one another.
you tried looking for the jaehyun you knew, only to come out disappointed. only now could you see that he was no longer there– the jaehyun you once knew and loved had disappeared.
long gone forever, replaced by the man standing in front of you now.
“why,” you whispered, moving an inch closer. “why,” you chanted, eyes finally watering with tears.
you balled your hands into fist as you began to hit his chest repeatedly. he didn’t try stopping you as you yelled at him, as you hit him– why would he? he knew he deserved it, what was he thinking ruining something so precious. losing something that was supposed to be his world.
“we were supposed to get married, have kids,” you sobbed, growing more upset than angry. “you idiot, what were you thinking, why, why us.”
he wanted to cry along with you, but then was reminded he had no right to. he was the one who caused this, he hurt you.
there was no turning back time, jaehyun couldn’t undo his stupid mistakes nor could you go back in time to stop yourself from becoming his friend– from becoming his lover.
you halted your hitting, resting your fist on his chest, looking at the ground below you now. you couldn’t bring yourself to look up at him anymore, to look at a face that’s unrecognizable now.
“i loved you… i loved you unconditionally jaehyun. my love for you was an undeniable truth. but now… i don’t even recognize you. the you who smokes now, who spews lies. that isn’t the jaehyun i’ve known my whole life. in fact, it feels like the jaehyun i knew was a facade, an illusion– yeah perhaps that was it, just a sweet dream. this must’ve been your true nature all along.”
you finally gained the courage to look up at him now, eyes digging into his. eyes of pure sadness staring back at you. but you didn’t falter. nothing he could say or do could reverse your decision.
“we can never go back to being lovers, much less friends jaehyun,” you delivered the final blow.
you begin to depart from him, trying to walk away hurriedly. another second of this and you might just crumble apart.
though jaehyun’s shouts make you come to a halt: “i’m sorry y/n,” he shouted.
you didn’t look back, stopping only to continue walking afterwards. there’s no going back. no second chance to patch things up in the future.
it was over, forever.
in an instant, his tender touches, kisses, words, i love you’s became meaningless memories. a love that was certainly too good to be true had its curtain closed.
"i'm someone you never met."
© jhdyuiee
2025. 08. 31
final a.n: was it sad? well, i'm sorry for that ㅠㅠ. regardless, i hope it was good. i'm glad to be back after so long, i can't wait to share all of what's to come. i'll be back this week. stay safe everyone! xo, jiji 🤍
Trust Issues - Haechan (ft. Mark)
Paring: !haechan x f! reader (ft. mark)
Genre: non-idol au, angst, smut
Synopsis: After not seeing Haechan for over a year, he's surprised to discover that you're now dating his best friend, Mark. As you spend more time around them, Haechan finds himself feeling guilty for rekindling his feelings for you, despite your relationship with Mark…
Warnings: !perv! haechan, bf! mark, cheater! reader (reader lowkey toxic…), dirty talk, him and mark are best friends, haechan looking through mark phone…, alcohol use, slight dub-con, teasing, kissing, fingering, choking (receiving), oral (receiving), manhandling, praise/degradation, soft/rough sex, slight humiliation, edging, overstimulation, unprotected sex
Word Count: 8k words
A/n: I will admit this fic can be pretty dark so read this at your own risk. I don’t condone any of the behavior shown in this fic!!
I AINT EVER REP A SET BABYYY
warnings: noncon, drugging
wc. 837
repost. i found this in my docs accidentally (which is silly because when i intentionally looked for it i couldn’t find it…?)
just imagine...
hyuck or mark
roommate au!
you're rearranging your room around to feel at ease again since it looks like a hurricane ran through it. moving causes a lot of commotion since it's loud and heavy so (hc or mk) come check up on you. it's obvious what're doing when they see you and you ask "can you help me finish up?" instead they ignore you and close the door right back up. so as a petty joke, you control the wifi, and pay for it. SO, WHEN YOU START HEARING POrN COMING FROM THEIR ROOM, YOU DECIDE TO TURN OFF THE WIFI JUST AS THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET OFF. ( then you enter their room while they're cursing about the wifi and meat is out like it's a show "since you won't help me finish up, i don't think i'll let you finish."🫢 SMuT PlS
Pairing: Roommate!Mark x Female Reader
Word Count: 1.4k
Genre: Roommates AU, Non-Idol AU, Smut
Warnings: Cursing/ mature language, smut, fluff at the end, not proofread
Smut Warnings: Degradation, Mark somewhat objectiying the reader, ripping leggings, creampie, unprotected sex
a/n- i simply have nothing to say for myself with why this took actually forever. also...self indulgent because I, too, like the reader, received a degree 😝
it’s like i returned in perfect timing to see this 🤣. I LITERALLY HOPPED ON TUMBLR AND LOOK AT MY MESSAGES TILL I LINGERED BACK TO THIS REQUEST I MADE. AHHH IM GLAD I DID, bc it’s also that time of month and wow, i’m lonely :( lmaoo. TYTY FOR WRITING THIS, I LOVED IT 🩷🩷🫡
i’ve been slowly peeping over tumblr, what’s new 😭😭
any recs for nct fics? 😭😭
texts w/ boyfriend!jaehyun
part ???? who knows… i love him tho… also any jjk fans: jaehyun as nanami.. ARE YOU SEEING WHAT IM PUTTING DOWN?????
hi slayer can i request reader texting dreamies and pretending to be another girl and flirting to see the dreamies reaction :3
pretending to be another girl.
yasss slayer hope u like <3
can i request chenle getting pranks by reader? like "ur mom" "?" "no chenle it was really ur mom" 😭😭 wait do you get me?
! pranking bf chenle !
yesss i get it HAHAHHAHA
thank u for requesting😽😽
mark x fem!reader
wc: 314
warnings: baby fever, breeding kink
# 1. “princess wants to make me feel good? On your knees.” with mark lee
Mark thinks you look so pretty like this. eyes glossy and almost crossed while his cock is lodged down your tight throat. he knows for sure you're making a mess already, both between your thighs and mouth sloppily dribbling a mixture of precum and saliva that only increases the lewd sound that almost covers his grunts of pleasure.
he might be losing his grip on sanity with each bob of your head down his fat length, but he doesn't miss the way your hips move in tandem with your sucking, and he absolutely adores you, hypnotized by the way you lewdly try to get off by just sucking cock, eagerly pushing his orgasm into your waiting mouth by swirling your tongue the way he likes.
his pretty lover, moaning when his hands hold the back of your head to bully his tip down your throat, quenching your cock cravings. you're so good for him and he doesn't want to let you go, gut clenching at the ideal of coming in your mouth but also, wishing to keep using you until you're nothing but a sobbing mess, forgetting to glide your tongue on the underside of his cock and slit, to instead let the man fuck your throat raw, nails digging on his strong tights as you're forced down the whole length of him, nose pressed against his pelvis while you choke and gasp for air.
"When your mouth is full your brain is off baby" he growled as your eyes closed shut and head thrown back is what you see through heavy eyelashes, mark's legs spreading further to let your head get slotted comfortably as you successfully deep throat him with drool sliding down the sides of your stretched out lips, down your chin to wet his heavy balls.
"fuck I'm close" he exhales and you whine, wrapping your much smaller hands around the base of his cock to coax him into letting his cum fill your mouth, matching your hips to his own rutting into your mouth, wishing he'd fuck you the same way afterwards, and just the mere though is enough to have you letting out the cutest sounds, helping him to cum with the needy expression your face holds, globs of cum shooting down your throat with a rumble you feel in his abdomen where your hands currently lay.
"So fucking pretty for me" he mumbles to himself, whipping the single drop of sperm from the corner of your mouth and plunging it past your waiting lips, the simple and intimate action enough to let you know your night wasn't over quite yet
"Spread your fucking legs" mark said whispering in your ear as he grinned the wet sounds of your sloppy cunt and the thrust he gave to you would bounce off the walls making your face flush and your embarrassment raising, your legs would soon slowly start to shake as you bit your bottom lip your eyes closing shut and your cunt creaming against his cock.. you couldnt even count how much this man made you cum the moment he's done performing “ shit.. princess gonna cum in this sloppy cunt, my little slut- shit..” there's no way he's planning to stop after all those stares you gave him bc of that outfit “Mark! W-wait, too fast!” you cried out making him pull your hair as he continued to slam into you.“I don’t remember giving you permission to speak.” He uttered, gripping harder into your hair — a smirk forming on his lips when he felt you tighten around his cock.
Can I request nct dream reactions to being on the kiss cam with reader, can be established relationship but also friends to lovers?
🍶 ⌇ nct dream ! reaction to kiss cam
paining. gn!reader x nctdream | genre. fluff | wc. 1.3k | warnings. none
MARK. as your friend
You were Mark’s friend, just like how Chenle was his friend, or Jaemin or Jeno or- but for you he wasn’t just a friend because friends love each other platonically not romantically.
For you it was anything but platonic. In simpler words you had the biggest crush on Mark and always gave him hints but he was just too oblivious.
During the match Mark sat between you and Chenle, happily enjoying the game paying no attention to the kiss cam. It wasn’t until everyone around him started cheering that he noticed the cam. Laughing he commented “How could they think of us as a couple?”
[10:16 pm]
(cw: alcohol consumptions, suggestive pick up lines)
The music throughout the frat house was thumping loudly, Fratboy!Jaehyn could feel the beats vibrating through the floor beneath him. The lights were flashing in a red and green pattern, the vodka was vanilla flavored, peppermint flavored schnapps mixed with everything, and every brother of the frat had a Santa hat on. There was no better way to celebrate the end of finals, the end of the fall semester, and the beginning of winter break than the annual Winter Nu Chi Theta party. It was one of their most anticipated parties of the year, sure all their parties were great, but this was their best party.
A party that was so good that Jaehyun was having a hard time finding you, despite having received your ‘here’ text 20 minutes ago. He was walking around, fighting his way through the crowds of people to try and find you. He stopped and chatted to a few familiar faces, stopped to take a shot- or more, and helped clean up some messes.
This was happening eve before the party had started, the frat brothers were passing around bottles of vodka and schnapps while they hung plastic garlands, fairy lights, and placed Christmas trees on varying surfaces. They blasted Mariah Carey and Wham through the house with no shame, singing along with no shame at all. Needless to say, by the time the party had started they were all more than a little buzzed- some more than others. *cough cough* Haechan.
Finally, he saw your friends and walked up with a smile. “Ho ho,” you turned to face him with a bright smile, “…holy shit, you look good.” Yes, Jaehyun had bought the outfit for you, but it was one thing to see the outfit on a hanger, and another to see it on you. Jaehyun had told you he was going to be dressed as Santa Claus so he wanted you to dress as Mrs. Claus. You had no reason to deny him besides the fact that it would look totally stupid but then he reminded you he would also be dressed up. Well, he wasn’t dressed up.
“This is your Santa Claus outfit? A hat?” You ask with your arms crossed across your chest.
Jaehyun laughs as he hits the pompom at the end of his hat, “duh!”
You roll your eyes, “I should have never let you watch Mean Girls. Are you all dressed as Santa then?”
His eyes widened in happy surprise, “Yes! You understood the reference for your costume!” Looking down at your red camisole and fur lined plastic skirt, you really wondered how you didn’t catch his reference before.
“So if I match with you and all the other frat bros also have so called Santa costumes on, doesn’t that mean I’m also matching with them?” You ask slowly.
Just then a very drunk Haechan stumbles by and does a double take before walking back to you with a drunken wink, “Mrs. Claus! My wife! I sure ho ho hope I’ll see you later for a not so silent night.”
Taeyong tugs him toward his room upstairs with an apologetic smile while you look at Jaehyun with a questioning arch of your eyebrow, “And here I thought your pick-up line was original. Are all of you using them tonight?”
“No…” but then you hear Johnny trying “I’ve got a one-way ticket to the naughty list if you’re interested,” on a girl from your political science class.
Jaehyun blushes but clearly not ashamed enough to try, “Wanna pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree?”
You face palm, snatching the candy cane patterned shot glass from Mark’s hand for yourself. You tilt your head back and shake your head to help with the strong minty flavor, “How many of these pick-up lines do you have?”
“Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true, baby,” Jaehyun winks dramatically with a kiss blown your way.
You bury your face in his chest while laughing. He’s barely able to hear you over the remix of Justin Bieber’s Drummer Boy, but he managed to hear, “Shut up! They’re getting worse!”
He leans down to whisper in your ear, you can feel his breath, “wanna go up to my room and Scrooge?”
You screech, “Jaehyun!”
You can feel your face heating up with embarrassment while you wrapped your arms tighter around Jaehyun’s waist to keep your face hidden in his sweater.
And then possibly worst of all, “Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?”
You shove him away, your face heating while you fan your face from the immense embarrassment you feel. “Jaehyun, people are going to hear you!”
“What’s wrong with that?” He laughs loudly.
You cross your arms, “I’m going to look like a major loser passing by everyone here on my way to your room later.”
He smirks, “so what I’m hearing is the pick-up lines are working?”
“Unfortunately,” you sigh, “take me to your room?”
Jaehyun smirks at you and guides you up the stairs. He closes his bedroom door behind the both of you while you get comfortable on his bed. Then he turns to you with a cocky smile, “You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning.”
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a/n: I used this prompt list by @novelbear
i’m fucking serious when i say my vagina just flew off my body and starting levitating to the heavens while singing biblical hymns (im atheist)
@jenomov PLSSSSSSSSS