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A slight pivot from birds, but im picturing Yuna and David combating the empty nest syndrome (like 6 years into Shane's career so everything's little calmer) by getting Really Big Dogs. Like Ilya opens the door and there's like 5 rhodesian ridgebacks staring at him and wanting to inspect him. And Ilya loves dogs but these guys are a little intimidating and then of course Miko the fuckin bird marches through their legs and Ilya is just Bro what the Fuck, and thereafter the hollanders house is called the Menagerie. When they get scruffy rescue Anya Ilya is a bit nervous to introduce her to the pack but she has these big lion dogs wrapped around her paw in no time.

the double whammy of Giant Fucking Dogs all looking at him and then a parrot strutting her way through is KILLING ME

man is trying to be a good and present and supportive new boyfriend, but GOD the odds are stacked against him rn

the wildest thing is happening in front of him and he can't even ASK ABOUT IT

penandinkprincess

the dogs are pretty polite in general, but yuna is ABSOLUTELY the ultimate authority. she is the only one powerful enough to overcome zeke's cheese madness.

which leads to the EXTREMELY funny scenario of big ass hockey player ilya getting his ass beat tf up by this massive dog because he made the fatal mistake of bringing shredded cheese into the house until yuna leans in and snatches the bag away, which makes zeke immediately sit and wait

meanwhile ilya is just

w-what just happened

penandinkprincess

her name is clara, and she is convinced she is a lapdog

the fact that when she sits on someone they disappear behind how big she is simply NOT her problem

orchidscript

I am a Big Dog Gal, and I could see Shane having a stubborn face-off with a big Great Pyrenees. I maybe am biased because I have 2 of those fluffy white buttheads (affectionate), but Shane Hollander could NOT out-stubborn my girl Daisy.

Fluffiest Butt in the Northeast 😉

argillaforma

boring really gets ilya going

ampervadasz

Unmute !

fuckyeahreligionpigeon

goldensunset

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

firestorm09890

frankbelloriley

daysleftofsecondterm

Forcing myself to believe this is a bit on 916 days left

whydidisavethistomyphone

assiraphales

ok so apparently in celebration of the 250th anniversary of paul revere’s ride this was projected onto a church in boston??

xiaq

“A church”?? That’s Old North Church! That’s THE church where the lanterns were lit.

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

911onabcbts

Ryan and Peter having a stache-off via Kenny’s instagram.

liberalsarecool

Almost every MAGA argument has zero logic.

There is no election fraud, only hurt feelings. MAGA runs almost entirely on protecting Trump's ego.

devincastro

tguzz

I will always reblog this

bradspace3000

still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago

annesophiewashere

excuse me but it still feels revolutionary

stevviefox

Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.

ruffboi-mags

For context: this came out in 2011 in Australia. Same-sex marriage would not be legalized until December 2017.

It was only legalized in 8 US states (the 8th only a few months before), and wouldn’t be legalized nation-wide until 2015.

It was only legal in TEN COUNTRIES in 2011. We wouldn’t hit 20 countries until 2017. (Australia was 23rd)

As of today (April 14, 2026), I believe only 38 countries have fully legalized same-sex marriage. Out of somewhere around 200 countries in the world. That’s only ~19% of countries.

This is still revolutionary.

liberalsarecool

Almost every MAGA argument has zero logic.

There is no election fraud, only hurt feelings. MAGA runs almost entirely on protecting Trump's ego.

mommahoney

Nothing. Weird.

yesterdayiwrote

The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they're all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people's work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped...

Don't copy and paste anyone's AO3 work into third party websites, you're not the good guys in this situation?

zaziki1412

Reblog cause FACTS

atlinmerrick

Also, please listen again: AI was trained on real writing. Of course some works sound like AI because THEY WERE STOLEN like millions of others, to train the idiot machines.

Stop preying on people. Stop punching down. You hate AI so much, then punch up. But that's not what it's about for you is it?

Is it?