We Making Markipliers Now

Factive/subsystem blog. Bodily an adult. Pro endo. Don't be weird.

[markollective-mansion]

Iron Lung brought back our Markiplier hyperfixation and gave us a subsystem 42 members strong.

Important notes about us

-Yancy likes reblogging super horny posts. All nsfw will be tagged.

-Engie and Celci in our system are siblings so we tend to avoid people who ship them for personal comfort reasons

-Yancy and Murdock are also siblings, they don't gaf about shippers, it just felt important to say

-We will probably reblog some bloodymary posts. The Ironwoods [our Simons] aren't super into the ship, we're literally just reblogging for the Simon Iron Lung. Saying this so no one asks them about it.

We put emojis in the tags to show who made or reblogged a post. This isn't even everybody. There's 42 of us.

🎮 Host Mark

🌱 Rapture and the Ironwoods

⛓️ or 🛠️ Various other Iron Lung fictives

🔷 Engie and the Paradox Engine Subsystem

🧊 Celci

🔻 Dave

🪩 Lucid Dreamers subsystem [aka, way too many Wilfords Warfstache]

🌑 Dark and occasionally Celine, Damien or Abyss

⌛ Annus

🍾 Actor, also goes by Marc

🍔 Bim Trimmer

🔵 The Jims

🟧 Bing

🛜 Google

💐 Fleur

🖤 Marzipan

🖋️ The Host

🏺 Illinois

🪓 Leon

🪸 Levi

♣️ Marco

🔦 Schmidt

🐝 Murdock

🔑 Yancy

🔧 Morgan

🟢, ☣️, 🚫 or 🔫 Septic Shock subsystem, who aren't Marks, they just like it here

And more will be added later

[markollective-mansion]

I wonder if we should make introduction posts for some of our guys. Like a meet the headmates sorta thing, but like. We're all Markiplier egos here. Everyone knows the Markiplier egos.

[lululablette]

Something fishy is going on here...........

[pixopix]

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Much pixely love from me to all of you, you've made this blog so much fun to run and I can't wait to share more of what I make with you all!

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[weepingwidar]

Esther Sarto (Danish, 1992) - Roots of Entanglement (2016)

[markollective-mansion]

Someone remind me to go grab the Iron Lung analysis post we did on our main blog later.

[markollective-mansion]

I see that the Iron Lung fanfiction situation is dire.

With crossovers included

Without crossovers included

It feels like Something Happened here and I can guarantee that something is some combination of Project Hail Mary and Markiplier ego fics. [This post is meant to be humorous, people can write whatever they want, I don't give a fuck]

[markollective-mansion]

Ok nevermind, I was wrong, it's entirely PHM lol

[markollective-mansion]

I see that the Iron Lung fanfiction situation is dire.

With crossovers included

Without crossovers included

It feels like Something Happened here and I can guarantee that something is some combination of Project Hail Mary and Markiplier ego fics. [This post is meant to be humorous, people can write whatever they want, I don't give a fuck]

[markollective-mansion]

Ok, so we finally actually watched Project Hail Mary since the Iron Lung fandom seems to be going wild over it. Very good movie, it didn't hit the same as Iron Lung, but that's an us thing. Not what I'm here to talk about.

I'm just so confused why the patron saint of one way trips title is being applied to Grace as well as Simon? It doesn't make any sense to us. I get that their stories started similarly and neither of them were intended to survive. But that completely ignores the fact that Grace did survive and he had the chance to go back to Earth and chose not to. The outcomes are completely different, and the applying of the title to both characters kinda feels like it's underselling both stories. It feels like some people just wanted to compare Grace to Simon without actually thinking about how differently their stories ended and how much more agency Grace had in his own ending. Maybe it's just us idk. It just feels bizarre.

[greasby]

Andromeda, chained to the rocks.

[dsunearthed]

Columbus, OH, 2006

[squipedmew]

I went to go see the fnaf movie and someone had set up a picture of markiplier in the chair next to me for the entire movie

[tetsuooooooooooo]

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

[markollective-mansion]

The masculine urge to block anyone who rates Iron Lung lower than a 7/10

[heyyallitsbeth]

literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

[unyieldingsilence]

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[crustycantankerousgrownup]

Can a poison control expert in the Iron Lung fandom speak to this for me?

On my first watch, I interpreted the alcohol scene to mean that the COI had filled the SM-13’s survival kit with a bunch of bullshit and gave Simon hooch instead of proper rubbing alcohol.

Supporting evidence:

The measly amount of water they gave him. Survival amounts of water would be 1 gallon per person per day just for drinking, or you use a purification system to get more drinking water. (There was room in that locker for a 1 gallon tank or jug).

They gave him a block of “food” labeled at 1,200 calories as his emergency rations. I’m sure things are tight after the quiet rapture but come on.

The two above indicate to me that the COI is not trying to buy time to find the operator of the SM-13, only giving them “supplies” so they can say that they did. This is supported by the fact that the SM-13 is known as a “burner sub” and other convicts have been sent down in it to die.

When Simon opens the alcohol, he has a cotton pad in hand ready to treat his wounds. Then he smells it from afar, frowns, checks the label, sniffs it again, then gets a look like “fuck it,” and drinks it. That sounds an awful lot like the substance in the jar is not what it says it is.

My understanding is that drinkable alcohols are not concentrated enough to clean a wound. Simon might’ve preferred to take the edge off of the horrors rather than futilely rub vodka on his many scrapes and cuts (although he could have thought this even if it was methanol I suppose, or not known that vodka isn’t strong enough to clean wounds)

10 ml of rubbing alcohol can cause permanent blindness. The container Simon drank looked like… more than that.

IMMEDIATELY AFTER supposedly drinking enough rubbing alcohol to blind (and maybe kill) a person, he says “I’m not dying down here.” I don’t think Simon thinks he just drank rubbing alcohol.

Does anyone with more knowledge about methanol poisoning or alcohol distillation in general have anything to add? I’m begging.

[flock-of-feral-plague-doctors]

Not an expert, so there's plenty of details we might have wrong, but my partner has a special interest in mixology so I've heard a few things from her. We've been under the impression that it was 70% everclear or something like that. It has a high enough concentration to be antimicrobial and would fuck you up going down but isn't a death sentence like isopropyl would be.

Simon could also have other reasons for drinking the alcohol than just cause he doesn't think it'll work to clean his wounds. He likely has little to no alcohol tolerance considering his overall life circumstances [I dunno if either Eden or the COI would be willing to put in resources to make alcohol for drinking, and he's been in prison for potentially several years anyway] and might have wanted it to calm himself down or for pain relief. Even the small amount he had would likely have some effect since the concentration is so high. Maybe he figured since he was racing against the clock against his oxygen running out anyway, worrying about infected wounds wasn't his highest priority. I don't actually know how long it takes for infection to set in.

[crackshipsandregret]

The Convict

[malwareproductions]

i think about my ex on the daily but not in a yearning way in a “hate. let me tell you how much i have come to hate you since i began to live” way