Whatevaaa

fun sized / feminist / sailor mouth / 21 / nyc

[marlaynuh]

Do you ever just listen to the shit your friends say and want to slap the shit out of them?

“You have to go for guys a little uglier than you if you want it to work.”

Like??? Excuse me??? Bitch?? No I don’t??? Also how dare you??? What are you saying???

[marlaynuh]

white men aren't heroic for expressing regret and remorse for voting for trump.

don't treat them as such.

[marlaynuh]

a theory

everyone on tinder is 1 of 3 things: pretentious a serial killer or a pretentious serial killer

[katespadeny]

Keep reading

[renicula]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[girlinthepark]

Anthropologie | photo credit: arielle vey. 

[purepastry]

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[nerdeas]

[prominent-nipple]

[marlaynuh]

Shop my listings on Poshmark! My username is marlenamcle. Join with code: GRZNP for a $5 credit! #poshmark #fashion #shopping

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[frijolito-lindo]

[marlaynuh]

okay wtf are Tumblr adds even real who is in charge of this

[weloveshortvideos]

[thelesseroftwo]

Is Russia even real

[numinous-queer]

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

[sciuridyke]

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”