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2026 - if insane kill self, if normal start podcast am very acoustic and very gay OOC: this is a Marauders rp and my main account is @minhosbxtch :)

[marleneslostmarbles]

Its ya girlll

GRYFFINDORRRR

she/her

Proud Lesbian

Leo

Taken-- hopefully forever (fingers crossed) by my lovely @meadowesofflowers

CHAPPELL ROAN'S BIGGEST FAN

Other music I like: MARINA, ABBA, Lady Gaga, Mother Mother, Eminem, Lana Del Rey, Miley Cyrus, BRITNEY BITCH

People I've met

@totally-sirius - literally insane, will match my freak (platonically)

@definitelynotawerewolf103 - somehow puts up with Siri

@fieldoflillies - LILS MY LITERAL FAVVV

@prongsie-rambles - Literally in love with a cat (platonically ;)

@totally-not-regulus - the said cat

@thatbivthbcj - literally more insane (psychotic) will kill you

@thorns-and-rosier - will hide the body

@pand0ra-certifiedweirdo - slightly mad scientist

@i-dont-have-farm - MY SWEETIE PIE

@bellatrix-black-bitch - real scary badass bitch

@h4lf-bl00d-pr1nc3 - Jamie's and Siri's nemesis

OOC: If you want to join the rp dm @ieatglowsticks :)

[pand0ra-certifiedweirdo-deactiv]

@thatbivthbcj tell me you’re kidding, please, cause he is not living in our dorms

[marleneslostmarbles]

OMG I'LL TAKE THE GOAT

[isabel-lillah]

2:56 AM, James sneaking out of Regulus's room and Marlene sneaking out of Dorcas's room

James:

Marlene:

James: Dorcas, right?

Marlene: yeah, you?

James: Regulus

Marlene: ah

Marlene: soo wanna start a club talking about secretly dating some grumpy slytherins?

James: oooh absolutely

[prongsie-rambles]

@marleneslostmarbles I know it’s not technically a secret but…..

[marleneslostmarbles]

I've been waiting FOREVER for this

FOR

EVER

[prongsie-rambles]

OKAY WHEN THEY SAY THEYRE FINE BUT THEY ALSO LOOK LIKE THEYRE GOING TO COMMIT A HOMICIDE WHAT DO WE DO

[marleneslostmarbles]

ok so we make sure Evan and Barty are as far away as possible and we just have to sorta wait it out

[prongsie-rambles]

Okay cool

and also if you see Dorcas grimacing when she drinks her morning coffee it’s bc she accomplished put salt in it and doesn’t want to admit it

[marleneslostmarbles]

why am i not surprised

[isabel-lillah]

2:56 AM, James sneaking out of Regulus's room and Marlene sneaking out of Dorcas's room

James:

Marlene:

James: Dorcas, right?

Marlene: yeah, you?

James: Regulus

Marlene: ah

Marlene: soo wanna start a club talking about secretly dating some grumpy slytherins?

James: oooh absolutely

[prongsie-rambles]

@marleneslostmarbles I know it’s not technically a secret but…..

[marleneslostmarbles]

I've been waiting FOREVER for this

FOR

EVER

[prongsie-rambles]

OKAY WHEN THEY SAY THEYRE FINE BUT THEY ALSO LOOK LIKE THEYRE GOING TO COMMIT A HOMICIDE WHAT DO WE DO

[marleneslostmarbles]

ok so we make sure Evan and Barty are as far away as possible and we just have to sorta wait it out

[isabel-lillah]

2:56 AM, James sneaking out of Regulus's room and Marlene sneaking out of Dorcas's room

James:

Marlene:

James: Dorcas, right?

Marlene: yeah, you?

James: Regulus

Marlene: ah

Marlene: soo wanna start a club talking about secretly dating some grumpy slytherins?

James: oooh absolutely

[prongsie-rambles]

@marleneslostmarbles I know it’s not technically a secret but…..

[marleneslostmarbles]

I've been waiting FOREVER for this

FOR

EVER

[she-atti-on-my-lyus]

barty crouch jr

[marleneslostmarbles]

@thatbivthbcj not if i eat the crayon first

[charlie-jl]

Dorlene

They dress so cool I'm jealous

Close up:

[ask-curly-mouthwashing]

@marleneslostmarbles ur so pretty <3

[marleneslostmarbles]

i know but your prettier <333

we're fr fr the cutest couple

[reguluslovesspelunking]

dorcas: hear me out, bio degradable sex toys

marlene: now that’s not a nice thing to say about men

[ask-curly-mouthwashing]

@marleneslostmarbles i both admire and question your logic

[marleneslostmarbles]

My logic is impenetrable

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Pandora: I love you so much I wish I could build a giant maze in a parking garage or perhaps in an abandoned factory and put you in it and watch you solve various puzzles in order to receive peanuts and seeds Xeno: Xeno: Really 🥹🥰

[marleneslostmarbles]

@pand0ra-certifiedweirdo @xen0-lovegood

awww y'all are adorable

[petertheratatoullie]

party rockers @marleneslostmarbles

[marleneslostmarbles]

backpack "borrowed" from @i-dont-have-farm

[i-dont-have-farm]

That’s where it went 😭😭 MARLS IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGESSSSS FICE IT BACK

[marleneslostmarbles]

NEVERRRRRRR

[i-dont-have-farm]

IMMMA TAKE IT BACK. :(

[marleneslostmarbles]

UH UH PETE'S STILL IN THERE

[petertheratatoullie]

party rockers @marleneslostmarbles

[marleneslostmarbles]

backpack "borrowed" from @i-dont-have-farm

[i-dont-have-farm]

That’s where it went 😭😭 MARLS IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGESSSSS FICE IT BACK

[marleneslostmarbles]

NEVERRRRRRR

[petertheratatoullie]

party rockers @marleneslostmarbles

[marleneslostmarbles]

backpack "borrowed" from @i-dont-have-farm

[catchymemes]

[theprongspotter]

Sirius, coming out: I don’t like women.

James, gasping: You’re a misogynist?!

[omghotmemes]

It’s coming.

[marleneslostmarbles]

Damn it I missed it

[catchymemes]

[marleneslostmarbles]

i want someone to do this for me

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[spacejasontodd]

"Joe!! Get your lazy ass over here!!" My crackhead of a Vice President shouted.

I put my short white hair in a messy bun as I stared at my reflection's blue orbs giving me a proper gander before throwing on a hoodie and heading downstairs. Vice President Kamala Harris was already at the table, taking a swing of her vape in between downing more vodka like the socialist commie she was.

"Pack your shit and go! I needed money for the presidential campain so I sold you!"

"You can't do that, you can't just sell me to some young hot tail!!" I cried out with tears streaming down my pretty, sharp cheekbones.

"I never even wanted you to be my President! Now go to your room and pack!!"

"Why are you doing this!!"

"Because I love being the President and hate you!!!"

Before I could even stumble and trip on my way up the stairs, there came a knock to the White House's door. The handle was pulled without waiting for an answer, and suddenly I was very glad I wasn't stuck in an unlocked stall.

"'Ello luv! We're your new owners!" Said Harry One Direction, making himself right at home like the Colonizer he was.

"B-but I'm Irish!" I croaked, dumbfounded.

"Nonsense! We both know they've revoked your ancestry card thanks to your war crimes! Now get your bags and let's go, our private jet is waiting." Harry winked at me smiling devilishly and amidst all this chaos all I could think was...

Would Obama be jealous?

[marleneslostmarbles]

I'm stuck between crying out of traumatized or laughter

so i wanted to traumatize everyone else