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23 | they/them | intrusive thoughts & marauders brainrot ✧˖° ⋆˙⟡

[reguluslovesspelunking]

imagine regulus black and james potter at disney world.

[reguluslovesspelunking]

James: Regulus I think you should talk to your therapist

Regulus: What’s a therapist?

[gh0stwithaheart]

Eight-year-old Harry: Reggie, is Pa your boyfriend?

Regulus: No.

Eight-year-old Harry: Then why are you always staring at him?

Regulus: Because...adult stuff?

Eight-year-old Harry: Well, do you want him to be your boyfriend?

Regulus: y-yeah

Eight-year-old Harry: (walks over to James and whispers something into his ear)

James: (starts blushing)

James: Uh, hi Regulus. Um, Harry says that you want me to be your boyfriend?

Harry: Pa and Reggie, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!

Remus and Sirius spying on them: Yes Harry, go!

[reguluslovesspelunking]

james potter accidentally hurting regulus black’s feelings by accidentally wording things wrong and making him not feel good enough

[reguluslovesspelunking]

regulus black having autism allowed him to master masking to his mother

[reguluslovesspelunking]

every time i see pink sticky notes i cry

[mountainrusing]

Regulus, singing in the tune of ‘Reindeer Are Better Than People’ from ‘Frozen’: House-elves, are better than people.

Regulus: Kreacher, don’t you think that’s true?

Kreacher: Yeah, people will beat you, and curse you and cheat you, every one of them’s bad except you.

Sirius: What—

[reguluslovesspelunking]

@theprongspotter @the-bourgeoisies

[reguluslovesspelunking]

asexual james potter and asexual regulus black finding each other because they both craved romantic love, but thought they were broken until they found one another.

[rudamaruda520]

Sirius, on the phone: no, I love you more... no, I love you more... NO, I LOVE YOU MORE...

Regulus, looking at him in disgust: I can't believe Remus participates in this shitshow...

Remus, walking in: I'm not.

Regulus: Then who the fuck is he speaking with?

Sirius: no, you hang up... no, you hang up... NO, YOU HANG UP...

Regulus: *realisation hits* he's speaking with my boyfriend, isn't he?

[silkbuggy]

I know it’s a running joke in the fandom but I hope people realize how truly horrible Regulus’ drowning was. It wasn’t because he couldn’t swim, it was because he was being dragged down by corpses, like that’s just absolutely horrid.

Imagine a bunch of pruny fingers with weak nails grabbing you and pulling you down, uncaring for where they’re touching or how, pulling on his hair, his cheek, his eyes, his legs. The sound they made, the screams of agony. His screams. He couldn’t fight against them, that’s how many there were, not to mention the potion he drank.

He was delirious with fear, hallucinating, in pain and dying of thirst, all the while being dragged into putrid water by hundreds of living corpses. It wasn’t just a drowning. His death was unthinkable.

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

headcanon that the rosier twins were neglected children, their parents were never there for their childhood and hired nannie’s to raise them instead

but because evan and pandora are evan and pandora, they scared every single one off because of how weird they were

like imagine this

the nanny: children, it’s time for bed!

the nanny: oh my salazar!!!

pandora, with a knife at evan’s head: what?

the nanny: you- you- you

evan: she’s just practicing on me

evan: she’s not gonna kill me

the nanny: well- well, what are you practicing for exactly?

pandora: for when I kill you :)

[fourthemarauders]

Regulus:"I have been told to stop being passive aggressive. I have therefore decided that the proper course of action is to become fully aggressive"

Regulus:"*swinging a sword* come and get some fuckers."

Sirius in the background:"Who gave regulus a sword????"

Remus,disappearing into the night:

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HES SO ME

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Lily: [puts her feet up on the table] So, I heard you like bad girls.

Mary: No?

Lily: [puts her feet back down] Oh thank god, that felt awful.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Evan: I love you, I really do, but we can't date Barty: What? Why? Evan: Because what happens if we break up? Barty: ... Barty: ! Barty: Who gets Regulus in the divorce?! Evan: Exactly!

[noblehouseofgay]

Dorcas: violence isn't the answer

Evan: you're right. It's the question

Barty: and the answer is yes

Regulus: *pulling out knives*

Dorcas: no

Regulus: *puts away the knives*

[honeylemonntea]

Remus: “They’re just so frustrating.”

Remus: “Regulus has been dropping obvious hints that he likes James and he still doesn’t get it!”

Sirius: *wearing a ‘PLEASE SNOG ME, MOONY’ hat* “Wow that’s crazy”