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#We all need a platonic soulmate like SteveĀ
Sometime in 1977.....
Minerva: An outstanding on the latest assignment. Keep up the good work, Mr. Black.
Sirius: Thanks, Mum.
Sirius: ......Why is everyone staring at me?
Marlene: You just called Professor McGonagall, Mum.
Remus: Yes. You said 'thanks, mum'.
Sirius: No, I did not. I said 'thanks, Minnie'.
Minerva: Do you see me as a mother figure, Black?
Sirius: No! If anything, I see you a bother figure as you're always bothering me.
James: Hey! Show your Mother some respect!
Sirius: I didn't call her Mum!
Minerva: No, no, no, Sirius..... I take it as a compliment.
Peter: It's no big deal, Padfoot. I called Maggie mum once. And she's my girlfriend.
Sirius: JUMP ON THAT! Peter has psycho-sexual issues.
Lily: Old news. But you calling Professor McGonagall, Mommy -
Sirius: Hey, Mommy is not on the table here.
Snape: Uh...But you did call her Mum, Black.
Sirius: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Snape: Alright, alright. I was lying about your brother. But the whole Mum thing, that happened.
Sirius: Aha! He admitted that he was lying about my brother. It was a trap. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Minerva: I believe you -
Sirius: Thank you.
Minerva: - son.
Minerva: Do you want to talk about this over a couple of biscuits?
Sirius: ........I'd like that.
Remus: Why are James and Lily rolling on the floor, laughing like maniacs and what happened to Sirius?
Marlene trying not to laugh: Sirius was about to hit his head on the door frame so I told him to duck.
Marlene: He quaked at me.
Marlene: And then he hit his head.
Remus:
Remus: *wheezes*
Lion-hearted girl, wild and free
Marlene Mckinnon, 1960 - 1981
Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova | Hawkeye (2021)
Okay but how would TVA Loki react to In-Unga if he saw her on his 'Greatest Hits' with Mobius, or even better if she showed up at the TVA š
Loki: Is that⦠is that a human girl⦠biting my neck??
Mobius: Yeah, sorry, thatās a bit much. Awkward. Doesnāt really fit with the theme, either. Let me just fast forwardā
Loki: No, wait. š
omg i love this - mobius and in-unga the chaotic duo we didn't know we needed <3
Marlene McKinnon & James Potter general moodboard
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james potter and marlene mckinnon moodboard
James Potter and Marlene McKinnon
Happy Birthday Jeremy Shada and Booboo Stewart ā”ā”ā”
⢠As a questionably wise dude once said, "This is food! It's all candy! Hmmmm, dairy." š
Marlene Mckinnon Headcanons
*Disclaimer: these are all personal headcanons*
Definitely a gryffindor
Shes extremely proud of her house
Is the biggest extrovert you'll ever meet; literally feeds off of talking with other people
Party animal
Even though she usually gets a lot of attention because of her personality, she can be a bit of an attention whore at times when she feels left out
Has long, wavy blonde hair that she would never cut short
"Marly I swear to Merlin, I'll cut it myself. You shed like a bloody cat!" "Fight me, Lily."
Ironically, loves styling hair and is always doing her friends but almost never has time to do her own so it's always either down or in a quick, messy bun/ponytail/braid
The only time she ever cuts her hair short is sometime at the start of the war and she only does it for convenience
Her eyes are green-blue with flecks of gold in them that resemble the turquoise color of the sea
Sirius would never admit it but he could spend hours studying the different shades they turn depending on the way the light touches them
She's of average height but next to 6' Sirius she always complains that he makes her look short af
Halfblood but theres a common misconception that shes a pureblood because both her parents are magical; muggleborn wizard father, halfblood witch mother
Sirius's family hates her not only because of her blood status but also because they are convinced she (and the rest of the marauders) are the reason Sirius is so rogue
Favorite color is deep red but she also loves wearing black because it's so versatile
One word to describe her style: bold
Her nails are always kept short and painted a loud color; usually any shade of red
Doesn't usually wear makeup but when she does, it's like the rest of her style, bold. She usually likes doing a red lip, any shade, with nothing else except some mascara
Loves lace-up combat boots. Would wear them all the time if she could.
Makes up any excuse to wear her gryffindor jumper literally 24/7
So so so so stubborn
Competitive as hell. You challenge her, theres no way she'd back down
She's also known to have a bit of a fiery temper. Gets riled up very easily
However, there are a few select people that if they catch her at certain times, she's super soft with (Lily, Sirius, her brothers, occasionally James)
Also super protective of the people mentioned above :)
Played quidditch as a chaser during her 4th to 6th years at Hogwarts and become commentator in her 7th year
Can hold her freaking liquor and drank all the gryffindor guys under the table at a quidditch party once (and then passed the fuck out)
Hates the taste of firewhisky but loves the burn
Can hold her own in a duel but has been known to completely abandon her wand (and the rules) and throw a couple punches at a few people during her hogwarts days
"Forget wands I'm taking this bitch down myself, out of my way Lily"
Is surprisingly good at Herbology
Also has good grades in potions but that's mostly because of Lily
Has pretty mediocre grades in DADA but that's mostly because her heart isn't really in it (but she can be really good at it if she needs to be; shes part of the Order for a reason people)
Absolute shit at every other subject under the sun
Wanted to become a healer after Hogwarts
Never got the chance
Marlene: Anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Sirius: No, because we screw girls like whores on tequila.
James: And then we try to marry them or drown ourselves.
ļæ¼Sirius: Well, at least Iāll still have you, right? Youāll still be my friend and have sex with me when I want.
Marlene: Anytime. You know, once your face heals.
Sirius: I hate you.
Marlene: You love me.
I knew youād haunt all of my what-ifās
Marlene and James racing each other to the end of the pier,Ā
On Holiday 1978.
Taken by Lily Evans.Ā
āIām so going to beat you Potter.ā Marlene laughedĀ
āIn your dreams Mckinnon.ā James said teasingly.
So most people in the marauders fandom believe in Marlene McKinnon. No matter who she was shipped with she was always one of Lilyās closest friends. But Iāve been reading a lot of fics where Marlene and James are close family friends and or cousins and honestly I donāt hate it. Imagine Marlene talking James up once and a while to lily or even giving James tips and pointers.
āNo James DONāT just randomly kiss her after the quidditch match you big blokeā
āSo lily I hear that James hasnāt asked you out in a week. How does that feel?ā
Everyoneās reactions when James and lily announced their pregnancy:
Sirius: Iām gonna be a dadfoot? Iām gonNA BE A DADFOOT! MERLIN JAMES IM MOVING IN AMD TAKING MARLENE WITH ME FOR MORAL SUPPORT.
Remus: Congratulations mate! If you guys need any help Iām here. If Sirius is dadfoot then Iām moomy right? Ok then, its official that this baby will forever be confused with our names.
Peter: You had sex? Cool mate.
Marlene: OH MY MERLIN CONGRATULATIONS LILY HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU? SIRIUS AND I ARE MOVING IN NEXT WEEK AND OH DO YOU KNOW THE GENDER OR SHOULD I PLAN A REVEAL?!?!
Mary: Congratulations!
Alice: Lily Iām also pregnant! Our babies will be the bestest of friends and our lives will be complete.
Mcgonagall: Mini James Potter? I donāt know whether to be excited since James is a quidditch and transformation expert or scared because itās James potters child...
Madam pomfrey: Iām retiring as soon as this child turns 11
Snape overhearing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO