[kosmogrl]

[kangaruthi]

[grynwood]

Your honor, I love them, they're so horrible

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[batsandboba]

@munnchausenzip i can't lie, it goes hard (x) (x)

[rabbitindisguise]

Also I need everyone to know that humans are just as ecologically important to the wilderness as wolves

We break the shells of invasive species in coral reefs with hammers, shoot invasive fish with guns and feed them to sharks, pick up cigarette butts off the ground, plant native plants where they never would have flourished naturally, create captive breeding programs for release in zoos, hunt deer and other game where there are no natural predators, make laws banning whale fishing, and a billion other small and large attempts to garden nature into a more hospitable place

It's true we caused a lot of the problems we help solve but like. Wolves kill cattle and people as well. They kill other wolves. It's okay that we're flawed as a species, we're trying. We're just animals too. Have compassion for the anxious monkey.

[importantcatpics]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

Need one more to unlock the door

[runasulienadanika]

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[sweet4ngell]

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

[sailatina3]

[probuccalfat]

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[getrealprim]

Me: “Why does the cop get flung out but everyone else I see just go down it normally? What did the cop do?”

Me: “Ohhhh ☝️ it’s because the slide is alive and hates cops. This is good.”

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours