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Sweetcheeks. Jesus, I’m not five here, lass.

#chat: finnegan #chat #finnegan #sometimes i laugh bc marlowe no honey some of them are p ridiculous #sugarpie honeybunch

Your talk of Americans and their wars say otherwise.

Hell, knowing you Americans and your wars against the Europeans, showin’ ‘em the whites o’ me eyes might cause them t’shoot me.

#well excuse u finnegan #chat: finnegan #finnegan #chat

That might not be a subject you'd like to get me started on, sweetcheeks. So just scare the children and thank me when it works.

Are ya suggesting I speak in tongues and act like I’m from hell or somethin’?

#chat: finnegan #chat #finnegan

I was just gonna say that you should show your whites and stick your face against the window, but, hey, go hard or go home.

Dildos falling from the sky could probably cause a whole lotta damage. That shit’s dangerous.

Don’t tempt me, Hurst.

#thank u bless u #i have gifs from when kerin #im locked and loaded and read yto go #chat: shawn #chat #shawn #YAY #we ate mcd's and pizza and played with my little cousins and swam and saw monsters university #he mISSED OUT MAN

Do not cross somebody with a plane, money and the will to destroy.

And that goes double for you, by the way.

There’s probably going to be some guy in Singapore writing “first” in all the comments, just to spite you.

Marlowe, if you make it rain dildos on my house, I will personally join the air force and work my way to you and then tap dance in uniform while in flight.

#my nose is the actual worst my sneezes are big and gorss #i used to get bloody noses a l l o f t h e t i m e #like from daycare to seventh grade they literally wanted to call 911 whenever i got one bc they were so bad #and my nose gets stuffy a lot #i hATE NOSES ELLE I HATE EM #sounds good to me tbh #chat: shawn #chat #shawn #ITS ON DISNEY WATCH IT #my friend kevin didnt want the brownie i saved for him #aFTER MAKING THEM #u dont want to be kevin he is rude af he always bails on plans and promised to come to my birthday party than didnt #i was pissed all summer tbh #dont be kevin

I'll make it rain dildos on him too.

Hit me with your best shot, Stevens, I dare you.

The Hurst-Approved Method: make sure strangers on the internet have more say in your life than you do.

Mister Cori Geraghty? Nice one, Mar. And just to spite you, I think I’ll have to brush up on my tap dancing.

#NO THEYRE NOT EVEN THE NOSE IS I HATE NOSES UGH #WELL ACTUALLY MORE NOSTRILS THAN ANYTHING ELSE BUT #norlowe??#aRE WE REALLY PLANNING LESBIANS CAUSE I DONT KNOW IF MY HEART CAN TAKE TWO PAIRS OF LESBIANS I MIGHT DIE HEONSTLY #chat: shawn #chat #shawn #ELLE ELLE ELLE SUNNY WITH A CHANCE IS ON SCREAMS #ALSO DO U WANT A BLOG DEDICATED TO THE MINOR CHARACTERS #ALSO MARLOWE'S PLOT IS STOLEN FROM MY FRIEND KEVIN #HE PLANS TO BE IN THE AIRFORCE #AND HE SAYS HES GONNA BOMB MY HOSUE WITH DILDOS

They know best.

I swear to all of the gods, I'll choose the air force just so I can drop dildos on your house.

Always trust the internet when it comes to life-altering choices.

Alas, I don’t think dancing’s in my future. I do know I want to head to NYC, so I’ll probably apply to NYU and Columbia and whatever else is there.

#FEET ARENT EVEN THAT BAD #yes good #marlowe is a flirt so there u go #its going to be compliments do u understand she cant flirt but it might sound like flirting like #'omg kimmy ur hair looks so nice today!!'#or #'i knew youd do well on that test youre way smarter than u give urself credit for'#but itll be there #ohoohoho #itll be there #im good with this #chat: shawn #chat #shawn #ARE U READING IT ISNT IT GREAT

It's how I make all of my decisions.

Shawn. ShawnShawnShawnShawnShawnShawnShawn Stevens Mister Cori Geraghty no I was referencing a song please don't ever consider dancing,

Mm. Tough decisions, man. But you’ve got, what, two years before you can enlist? You’ve got time.

Not really. My parents are pushing for Ivy League and Law, but I have no clue what I wanna do.

#IM SORRY I COULDNT NOT #I HAVE NO RESTRAINT #thank u i try i rly do #if we did i honestly think itd end up playful and flirty and theyd end up making out bc thats just how things work honestly #if we had any characters the same age mine would hit on yours all the time #indirectly maybe #maybe only slightly #maybe only in compliments #but its gonna happen just u wait bud #chat: shawn #chat #shawn #OKAY #ITS SO FUNNY

I'll probably end up posting a poll online or something because I can't make decisions for shit.

Well, I mean, you can find out with college your friends are going to and go to one of those and then, like, transfer once you've found out? So you don't have to leave your friends behind or whatever while you're deciding. Unless you wanna dance. Then, and only then, you can leave your friends behind.

My neighbor’s little feckin’ children need to go to bed. It’s past their bloody bedtime and they keep runnin’ by my window and it’s dodgy as shite.

#i dilsike u #chat: finnegan #chat #finnegan

Can you make your eyes roll back into your head?

Which branch do you want to go into, anyway? Because I can totally picture you kicking ass in the marines or something.