Some make out place in Hogwarts, 1976
*James + Regulus making out*
Sirius: Moony, I feel that this is a very common spot and we’ll probably get caught, like I don’t exactly want McGonagall finding out about us.
Remus: Half the school knows about us, she probably knows.
*Remus sees James + Regulus*
Remus: Oh shit, you know I think we should go to another place come on.
Sirius: JAMES FUCKING POTTER ARE YOU SNOGGING MY BROTHER?
James: Sirius, it’s not what it looks like.
Regulus: Sort of is though…
Sirius: You know, James, Regulus actually wet the bed up until he was 10.
Regulus: Remus, Sirius still sucks their thumb sometimes, did you know that?
Remus: Love, yes you do, I’ve seen you sleep you know.
Sirius: Oh Merlin this is embarrassing. James why are you still here? I gave you time to run before I bloody murder you.
James: Right, um, bye Regs.
Sirius: I will deal with you later, snogging my best mate? Fucking cunt.
*Sirius runs after James*
Remus: Knew they’d take that well.
Regulus: Hold on, you knew?
Remus: Gay senses, and you two were always sneaking around.
Regulus: But Sirius didn’t know.
Remus: They don’t notice anything.