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[i-will-recover-tomorrow]

[marquessklink]

It's so frustrating

[airplanned]

We all agree, right?

AI to write your novel is wrong

A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Only if you specify in the contract that the demon can't use chat-GPT

[athenadark]

I've been thinking about this - and why asking the demon is also a bad idea

Tartini was a composer and violin teacher and no one respected him, he was generally broke, and he started having weird dreams in which the devil asked him to teach him violin

despite being catholic tartini agreed - although everything told him this was a bad idea

so he taught the devil violin in his dreams and when he had taught him everything he knew the devil offered him payment, he played an original composition in his dream

Tartini woke up weeping and struggled to write it down

we have a historical version of "couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, this is just its tribute", and the song he wrote down made him "Sonata in G Minor, aka the devil's trill" it's usually played by 2 violinists because it's evil difficult,

now imagine you make a deal with the devil to write your novel, he writes it but only lets you read it in a dream and you have to transcribe it from memory the next day.... 150k of the best prose and plot you've ever seen in your life and you have to remember it

chatgpt is evil, but that's just mean

[themanedwolf]

This brings a whole new element to my understanding of Devil Went Down to Georgia

[marquessklink]

So fun things about the devil went down to Georgia is it's not a violin contest. It is a fiddling contest. Back in the day before radio if people wanted music at an event you had to have musicians. So a fiddler is more like a DJ in function. A fiddler would play the music and know all the hip songs of the time.

That's actually what Johnny's verse in the song is, it's all song titles.

Fire on the mountain

House of the rising sun [the animals version of this one is more fun imo]

Chicken in the bread pan (picking out dough)

Granny will your dog bite

The devil may have been the better violin player, but Johnny was the superior fiddler.

[marxism-transgenderism]

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

[marxism-transgenderism]

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

[marquessklink]

Keep practicing till you can use glacial vinegar (they freeze the water out so it's just pure acetic acid)

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[feyosha]

CASK OF CRACKING OPEN A BOY WITH THE COLD ONES

-property of Hunter the Ozark Vampire

[segamascott]

america please just collapse already

[marquessklink]

Trust me that's what is happening. Collapses aren't usually instantaneous. It took how long for Rome to deflate?

But I digress, allow me to address the topic of interest. I am a resident of the Chesapeake Bay and this makes me really sad to see happen. Also it's worth mentioning, all the industrial waste that can be captured by watershed in those states ends up in the bay. It's not like this one thing is the only source of the bay's problems.

I don't really care about what happens to Nations. I do however care about what happens to people and the environments we inhabit. So I am trying to come up with my own solutions to maybe help fix things a little.

Wish me luck.

[cryptotheism]

is there an occult force i can blame for the yankees 12-4'ing the rays out of nowhere

Yes actually. You would be shocked at how much ancient Greek sports magic there is.

[marquessklink]

Isn't baseball already some kind of American mysticism? I'm sure something classic like wearing the wrong socks made it happen.

[jardinssteve]

[marquessklink]

In 1979 President Jimmy Carter signed a federal mandate during the energy crisis requiring all non-residential federal and public buildings to keep summer cooling temperatures at no lower than 78° F.

My guy this has been the recommendation for nearly 50 Years. Shut the F up. You are the problem.

[hilarioushitshq]

Not Karl..

[thememedaddy]

[my-dailydreams]

[marquessklink]

The nice thing about using the censor to cast spells is that its also an impromptu flail that's filled with burning incense

[thememedaddy]

[marquessklink]

Imagine your birthday present actually being what you asked for "Nothing"

I hope so get some nothing some day

[causing7laughter]

[thememedaddy]

[rrrick]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lvl10blvkmage]

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

[thememedaddy]

[marquessklink]

Dude it's season 3 and the whole cast has changed I am looking for the door myself