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[bareboneswitch]

This is your yearly reminder that, in the lead up to Halloween, you should never use activated charcoal to spookify your food/drink

Activated charcoal will nullify your meds.

Anything you take orally can and will be absorbed by the activated charcoal, preventing it from doing you any good. There's a reason it's used in emergencies to counteract poisoning!!

[captain-kelli]

Master List

Works by Captain Kelli

Please read the individual warnings for each post. There will occasionally be content that is only suitable for 18+ readers.

Steve Rogers x Reader

Call Sign: Renaissance Series (WIP) // 11.13.2019 After a rescue mission gone wrong, you retire as a pararescue airwoman. When an old friend of yours comes calling, asking you to spearhead a disaster response team for the Avengers, you have to decide if you can let go of the past in order to save lives. Will you move on and possibly fall in love? Or will the demons of your past come back to haunt you? 

‘Tis the Season to be Married Challenge, One-shot // 12.02.2019 As a New Yorker, it was always your dream to get married in the city at Christmas. You just didn’t think the actual day would be better than your imagination.

Losing My Religion One-Shot // 11.21.2019 When everything Steve had faith in abandoned him, he abandoned you. But a close-call makes him second guess his decision. 

Christmas in the District  Challenge, One-Shot, Coffee Shop AU // 11.07.2019 Christmas makes you want to be with the people you love. Will you and Steve finally admit your feelings for one another? 

Still Feel Like Your Man  Challenge, One-Shot // 11.04.2019 You weren’t an easy girl to get over, not that Steve wanted to do that anyway. 

No Supervision Required Challenge, One-Shot // 11.01.2019 You’re fiercely independent and exceedingly capable. You’re also undercover. Why can’t Steve Rogers see that?

Lay Me Down  One-Shot // 11.01.2019 The Sokovia Accords split up the Avengers and forced Steve into hiding with you still in New York.  He leaves a letter behind, asking you to wait for him. But just how long is a girl supposed to wait?

The Air That I Breathe  One-Shot // 10.31.2019 Steve loves you, but he never really let Peggy go. When he left to return the infinity stones to their proper places in time, he knew he wanted to stay. But that meant he was leaving you behind.

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Killer Queen One-Shot // 11.15.2109 You were the assassin that got away. Bucky wouldn’t be able to get you off of his mind until he got you into his bed.

Keeping Barnes Warm Drabble // 11.08.2019 Bucky is asked to go on a mission somewhere he’s not entirely eager to return to.

Delicate  One-Shot // 11.03.2019 Bucky explores his path of renewal with you in Bucharest.

Stop This Train  One-Shot // 10.31.2019 Saying good-bye to Natasha was impossible. You find comfort in Bucky as the two of you figure out what life looks without your two best friends.

[cake-writes]

Master List

(Updated 11 December 2019)

Greatest Hits = 🌸 My Favourites = ✨

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Steve Rogers x Reader x Bucky Barnes

CHAPTER FICS

🌸 Little Lies (18+)   //  In Progress  //  tw: literally everything Your little lies always slipped right through the cracks – until one night, they didn’t. Steve x Reader x Bucky // Slight Natasha x Reader // Smut

🌸✨ Fever (18+)   //  In Progress  //  tw: cheating, dubcon (sex pollen) Steve couldn’t. No, he wouldn’t. Not to his best friend’s girl. Steve x Reader // Bucky x Reader  // Smut

In Your Atmosphere (18+)  //  In Progress (Rewriting) The first time you met Steve Rogers, he kissed the hell out of you. It wasn’t the first time he met you. Steve x Reader x (mostly platonic) Bucky  //  Eventual Smut 

ONE SHOTS

Heartbreak Girl (18+)  //  One-Shot  //  tw: abuse All Bucky wanted was to ease your pain, and for a bit, he did. Dark!Steve x Reader // Bucky x Reader

Stucky x Reader

Options (18+)   //  One-Shot The three of you had never discussed it, but the writing was on the wall. Steve and Bucky knew what you wanted, because it was what they wanted, too. A family.

Point   //  One-Shot There was something about you that they just couldn’t shake. The fact that you outranked Steve might have had something to do with it.

DRABBLES

An anti-avengers vigilante

A sharp-tongued lover

Never had an orgasm with a guy before (18+)

Movie night with the team, hold the moan (18+)

Degradation, spanking, sub drop, aftercare (18+)

Caught in the act, whoops (18+)

Sweet period pampering (18+)

Healing after an abusive relationship (18+)

→ Dialogue Prompts

Stucky x Reader x Natasha (18+)

“This coat closet is a little cramped, don’t you think?” (18+)

“Well, that was a pleasant surprise.” (18+)

Steve Rogers x Reader

CHAPTER FICS

Fire Breather (18+)  //  In Progress (Taking a Break) It all made sense now why he wanted to go alone, why he’d been so distant with you lately. Steve had planned this. It wasn’t a spur of the moment decision like yours. And yours, well – it changed everything. Steve x Reader x Dark!Steve  //  Eventual Smut

Ménage à Trois (18+)  //  Three-Shot  //  In Progress Peggy was beautiful and strong-willed and every bit the perfect partner, in any way you could possibly imagine. You were lucky to have her. Steve, on the other hand, had no idea how to talk to women. He also had no idea about you – at least until the night before he went back out to the front lines for the umpteenth time. Steve x Reader x Peggy // Smut

ONE-SHOTS

🌸 Simplicity (18+) You and Steve discover that you share a breeding kink. Steve x Reader  //  Smut

🌸 Friday Nights (18+)  //  tw: dubcon (sex pollen) The air was a little thick, a little strange in that cold, abandoned warehouse where the two of you went for your mission. Steve x Reader // Smut 

Low (18+)  //  tw: drug abuse Steve did what he could to help you through your highs and your lows, but he couldn’t do much. That’s where the pills came in.  Steve x Reader

🌸 Birthday Girl Steve has a little crush. Steve x Reader

DRABBLES

Six Steamy Sentences

“You can get rough with me; I won’t break.” (18+)

“Is that a new tattoo?” (18+)

“Jealousy isn’t cute on you.” 

Bucky Barnes x Reader

CHAPTER FICS

Activation (18+)   //  In Progress  //  tw: literally everything At first glance, the Winter Soldier’s activation code sounds like a nonsensical string of words. In reality, each word’s been carefully selected to break him just a little bit more. His behaviour is half-compliant at best and fully erratic at worst – and to keep him in line, you put him to use for your own… needs. Soldat x Reader  //  Smut

🌸✨ Six (18+)   //  In Progress  //  tw: eating disorder Bucky knew that there were more important things for him to worry about. Of course he did. He still had to work through the horrors of his past, never mind his present, which was the exact reason why he honed right in on your petty bullshit. You distracted him from the things he didn’t want to think about. You also drove him up a fucking wall. Bucky x Reader  //  Eventual Smut

🌸✨ Compromise (18+)  //  In Progress You didn’t want to trust him again, because every time you did, Bucky broke your heart just a little more. Deep down, though, you wanted to get along with him. You wanted to be amicable. You wanted your daughter to know her father. You’d always wanted that. It just required a compromise. Bucky x Reader  //  Eventual Smut

🌸✨ Breathe (18+)  //  In Progress Bucky takes a history class at his local university in hopes of catching up on the last few decades, on everything he’s missed whilst under Hydra’s control – but he winds up learning a lot more than what’s on the syllabus.  Bucky x Reader  //  Eventual Smut

🌸 Forever Yours  //  In Progress  //  tw: war Two lovebirds exchange letters during the War. 1940s!Bucky x Reader

Hi Daddy (18+)  //  In Progress (Taking a Break) After Sam jokingly puts Tinder on Bucky’s phone, Bucky discovers a whole new side of himself with the first girl who messages him. Bucky x Reader  //  Eventual Smut

✨ Be Free (18+)  //  In Progress  //  tw: cheating You’ve been in a secret relationship with Natasha for the last year and a half. When she starts to withdraw from you, it’s the last straw – so you go elsewhere for the affection you crave, and end up in way over your head. Bucky x Reader x Natasha  //  Eventual Smut

ONE-SHOTS

✨ Fleeting  //  tw: war Love is like war: easy to begin, but too hard to stop. 1940s!Bucky x Reader

🌸 Sin (18+)  //  tw: incest, dubcon (sex pollen) Bucky’s the only one who can help you, but there’s just one small problem: he’s your brother. Bucky x Reader  //  Smut

Scars (18+)  //  tw: self-harm (cutting)  Bucky has scars, and so do you. Bucky x Reader

🌸 Promise (18+) A promise is what he offers you. It’s the least he can do. Bucky x Reader  //  Smut

🌸 Risk (18+) You love it when Bucky talks dirty. That’s a given. Bucky x Reader  //  Smut

🌸 Control (18+) Bucky isn’t one to relinquish control, except when you tempt him to. Bucky x Reader  //  Smut

DRABBLES

Six Steamy Sentences (18+)

Bucky makes you feel small and protected

Bucky drives through the night with you by his side

→ Dialogue Prompts

Bucky x Reader x Natasha (18+) 

“Slip your hand between your legs for me.” (18+)

“I can see you undressing me with your eyes.”

“I love the way you taste.” (18+)

“Do you fantasize about me?”

“I’m not wearing panties.”

“Stop trying to kiss me while I’m trying to yell at you!”

“I love you.” (18+)

“Come sit on Daddy’s lap.” (18+)

“Didn’t think I could get you any more wet.” (18+)

“You can get rough with me; I won’t break.” (18+)

“This coat closet is a little cramped, don’t you think?” (18+)

“I can show you just how flexible I am.” (18+)

“I don’t care where we do it, I just need you now!” (18+)

“You’re the only person I wanted to be with tonight.” (18+)

“You don’t have to act like you’re okay.” (18+)

“Just sit down and let me take care of you.”

OTHER FUN STUFF

Bucky’s Apartment: an analysis

Bucky’s Murder Strut™️ and other headcanons

Bucky is an environmentalist!

Natasha x Reader (WLW)

CHAPTER FICS

✨ Be Free (18+)  //  In Progress  //  tw: cheating You’ve been in a secret relationship with Natasha for the last year and a half. When she starts to withdraw from you, it’s the last straw – so you go elsewhere for the affection you crave, and end up in way over your head. Bucky x Reader x Natasha  //  Eventual Smut

DRABBLES

Bucky x Reader x Natasha (18+)

Stucky x Reader x Natasha (18+)

“Is that a new tattoo?” (18+)

“Do you fantasize about me?” (18+)

“I’m about to take a shower – join me?”

“I’m never letting you leave this bed again.” (18+)

“I can show you just how flexible I am.” (18+)

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[mypassionsarenysins-deactivated]

Masterlist 🧡

Bucky Barnes 

Series 

Old Love, New Love (Hiatus)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2 

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Flowers, Bakers, and Heartbreakers. (Complete)

Baby, she’s mine, and I’m yours. (Complete)

One (one shot)

Colors, Caryons, and Mischief (WIP)

Old Lovers and Past Ghosts. (One shot)

One Shots 

Yellow 

Dean Winchester 

One Shots 

Life is Good

Sam Wilson

I fell, and I don’t want to get up (complete)

Baby, don’t fear the reaper. (One shot)

Chritmas Miracles, and First Kisses. (One shot)

Flowers and Surprises. (One Shot)

Clint Barton

I’ll make you coffe; you’ll make me yours (complete)

Steve Rogers

Baby, she’s mine, and I’m yours. (Compete)

One (one shot)

Guiding Light (one shot)

Tony Stark

SUGAR, MONEY, AND OTHER ADDICTIONS (Hiatus)

Bruce Banner

Bumps, Bruises, and Love at first sight. (Competed)

Pietro Maximoff

Color, Crayons, and Mischief (WIP)

Stephen Strange

Songs, Melodies, and Changing Hearts (WIP)

[daffodilsbucky-deactivated20210]

Honey, I’ve Tried {chapter ten}

Notes: i just really like this series and you guysss 💖

HIT MASTERLIST

[riconastymp3]

If she’s your girl why is she my boyfriend

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Visit Original Link

Push play and just trust me

[leaper182]

This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.

[the-cones-of-dunshire]

ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY

[thecharmingchimaera]

@honestlytrulymaybe HOT DAMN THIS IS MY JAM *bops*

[rat-draws]

Asharanni Surana c. The Battle of Ostagar, 9:30 Dragon.

(Hello yes I am in fact drawing again)

[spider-left-the-game-deactivate]

mutuals. c'mere. this is a checkpoint. i am checking in. i am wrapping you in a blanket and giving you a nice warm drink. also some pretty flowers. it will be ok.

[ones233]

[marquiswrites]

Silk and Steel Ch: 32

AO3 Link

Master List

Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Characters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Natasha Romanov, Sam Wilson, OFC/MC

Relationship: James “Bucky” Barnes/Reader

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 1165

Warnings: Slight Language

Author’s Notes: Aaack it’s been so long. But I have yet another chapter, yay!If any of you are interested, I have considered starting to stream my writing process on twitch, https://www.twitch.tv/marquis1305, so I will be on there (at random intervals, lets be honest). Where you can reach out to me as I write, ask questions, and just have a good time. We are slowly but surely heading towards the end of this fic, hopefully by 40 chapters.

Summary:  Shuri explains how they are going to tackle the control that Hydra has over you.

Chapter 32: The Process

“First thing that I need to tell you is that this is not an easy thing to fix.” Shuri had returned when Bucky had needed to leave. Sitting by your side, offering a bevy of tissues to help you wipe away your previous break down. “It took the White Wolf many tries. And there is always the chance that you will revert before we can release the control entirely.” You swallow past the lump in your throat before managing to nod. “Right… So… This… Might not work?” “Now, I didn’t say that.” Shuri chuckled brightly, patting your knee with her hand. “Only that it will take time and effort. Like anything good should.”

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[aurosoulart]

all of the celestial prints are now more affordable!

I’m still gonna be leaving my INPRNT shop up as an option for those who want my art on the more sturdy cotton rag paper they use, but you can now ALSO get my prints on lustre paper from Darkroom starting at just $5. (they print on METAL too!) links to each piece here are below ⬇

Sunrise / Sunset / Sundance / Dawn / Dusk / Moondance / Midday / Midnight

[somecunttookmyurl]

idk how this "prev tags" nonsense got started but i promise you i am not following a breadcrumb trail to find out what those tags were. if they're that funny then share them with the class in a reblog like a normal clown this isn't twitter

[ezhilmozhi]

There are angry Tumblr users screaming their tags were stolen. I have been here for a fricking DECADE and this is the first time I've had to say #notmytags. #notmypost.

This is a big reason for Tumblr reblogs falling. Twitter, instagram users migrants think REBLOGS ARE SAME AS REPOSTING. THAT USING OG TAGS IS STEALING.

[somecunttookmyurl]

wow can't believe i just made this meme and already got to use it twice

[somecunttookmyurl]

we talk in the tags and then the tags go to peer review and if they're deemed Good Content somebody ELSE will put them in a reblog and publish them

replies also go to peer review and get added to the main post if they pass the board

[ellynneversweet]

How could you leave this in the tags, etc.

[kalinara]

My least favorite habit of certain (usually female) fans is when they try to find a “woke” reason to dislike a major female character.  See for example, the argument that Yennefer of Vengerberg is “there primarily for the male gaze”.

Yennefer of Vengerberg is a woman whose storyline was placed front and center from the second episode and given parallel importance with the titular male character.

Yennefer is a character who is fearless, powerful, ambitious and selfish in equal measures, all of which are traits we rarely see in female characters period, and the narrative (and the lead male character) treat these traits generally as ones to be celebrated rather than decried.

Yennefer is a character who is given so much story beyond her relationship to the male character that when she has a moment where she has to think back to all of the painful and infuriating things that have been said to her, he never crosses her mind.

Yennefer is a character who owns her sexuality both before and after her transformation and her relationship with the lead male character is primarily on her own terms.  (And the part that isn’t on her terms: the wish, is something that she gets rightfully angry about.  And at no point does the narrative try to say that she made the wrong decision there.)

Yennefer is a character who is dressed according to female power fantasies.  Her gowns are wildly designed, with crazy arches and sleeves, and they look fabulous but also very much in line with what a woman would choose as opposed to a man.  And while sometimes she is nude, it’s always plot relevant and not presented in an objectifying or dehumanizing way.  

Yennefer is a woman of color in a leading role in a fantasy drama that is both helmed and penned by women.  (The original books are written by a man, sure, but the teleplay was written by a woman.  The showrunner is a woman.)

Yennefer is not going to resonate with every single woman watching the show, sure.  But she resonates with quite a lot of them.  And she’s crafted with exactly the same “gaze” as every other character in the series.  (Including the male ones who are miraculously free of this ridiculous complaint).

[lilacsdandelionsandonions]

ok but do you mind if elaborate just how far all her nude scenes are from “the male gaze”??? 

her first love scene with istredd is BEFORE her transformation! i don’t think i’ve ever seen a disabled woman on TV get to express her sexuality like that before! her hunchback isn’t hidden, either, it’s right in the center of the frame. both of their faces and bodies are the focus, as opposed to the camera lingering on her breasts and ass, and ignoring the male actor’s body completely, like so many other shows and movies. it’s equality!

her transformation scene is the FURTHEST from sexy. and sadly they could have made it sexy, so many shows do fetishize scenes of violence against women (having actresses scream prettily, make the “O” face, positioning their bodies provocatively, pointing their toes, etc). but once again, the camera never centers on her breasts, but on her face. her screaming and struggling is ugly and authentic. her nudity only added to the discomfort of the scene, with her feet in stirrups evoking an OBGYN visit or childbirth, not sex. 

in the bath scene, all glimpses of her tits and ass are super brief, off center, moving, never posed… as opposed to the long AND very centered shots of geralt titties.

yennefer’s longest tits out scene with the djinn ritual is interesting, because while her chest is occasionally centered in frame…  jaskier’s reaction is super telling! he doesn’t acknowledge her nudity at all! (especially as a hypersexual comedic character who in a lesser show would be drooling over her!) instead he reacts purely to her “devilish eyes” and the painted amphora and the knife in her hands. she’s not treated by either the camera or by jaskier as a sexual object, but as a threat.

in the ritual scene proper, she’s allowed to be sweaty and strident and red-eyed (which if you ask me is very sexy, but i’m not a man). it might not be a fertility ritual, exactly, but since it’s her womb she’s trying to regain, having her breasts out could be symbolic of her potential motherhood that she’s vying for, as opposed to just titillation (ha). it’s also a call back to her transformation scene.

in every sex scene with geralt, they’re both clothed. which is weird for the main romance! like, really weird. so no nudity, no male gaze. (i wonder why though? maybe they wanted to visually indicate how closed off geralt and yennefer are with each other at first, not wanting the vulnerability of nakedness. plus i think we’re meant to take that their hookups are extremely rushed and spontaneous.) once they’re finally naked together, she’s turned away/wearing a modesty blanket, while he’s got his chest and thighs out, and they’re just talking. 

in short… male gaze where?? yennefer of vengerberg might be literally the only female character i’ve ever seen that’s been actually empowered while nude. a male-led production could never. 

also, she’s dynamite, and if you disagree, please keep it to yourself and out of the tags. thanks for letting me borrow the mic at this ted talk.

[hedwig-dordt]

I think people are trying to rationalise their discomfort with a woman who asserts herself. People say they want strong female characters, but the second we get one, they start whining that she’s not a perfect woman. 

That goes double when the actress is a woman of colour. 

[helianthus-hellion]

i’ve reblogged this before but i just really wanna emphasize one thing, also:

istredhe has sex before her transformation. a disabled woman of color is given her own sexuality to claim and express on the goddamn screen. i don’t give a flying FUCK how you feel about yennefer as a character, A DISABLED WOMAN OF COLOR IS BEING GIVEN HER OWN SEXUALITY. and it’s not treated like a fetish or anything! sure istredd is spying on her but he could have done that without having sex with her, instead we are shown that he thinks she’s hot as fuck before her transformation.

[indigosquid]

People also like to point out the storyline about her wanting a baby, and while I do see how you could see that as problematic, they adapted it explicitly to mean that she wants the choice. And while she’s definitely a bit short-sighted in the fact that she doesn’t really acknowledge that she gave up that choice herself at the time, that’s okay, because that’s a character flaw. Which is not just something characters are allowed to have, it’s something a well-rounded character should have

[flootzavut]

Honestly I also think that the way they’ve framed her wanting a child is also really interesting because (to me at least) it doesn’t come off as “she wants a baby because All Women Want That” but more that she’s desperate to be loved and wanted, and it’s an extension of that need. Which, you know, isn’t healthy, but that goes back to her being a flawed character who makes some really stupid decisions, and hello, again, complex, flawed character whose main character trait is not her boobs, thank you show runners 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

(This is thrown in particularly sharp relief to me at the moment, because I’m watching Star Trek Voyager and getting so frustrated by how they cast Jeri Ryan and then used her mostly as eye candy in a tight catsuit. Every time they give her something to do besides glower and stand around looking hot, she nails it, and I’m reminded how much they wasted her as an actress in this role. Makes me extra specially grateful for the complex, flawed, messy women in the Witcher.)

[nudityandnerdery]

One of the things I love about The Witcher is how they don’t make her always look glamorous and lovely. It reminds me of the interview Elizabeth Olsen did, talking about filming Age of Ultron, and how Joss Whedon told her to do “a calm face” when Wanda was casting spells, because…

Meanwhile, The Witcher doesn’t do that.

Magic takes effort.

Yennefer doesn’t always have to look like a model, she’s allowed to be a person.

And it’s sad that this is how low the bar can be sometimes, but it’s still just something that I noticed and appreciated. They let their actress act and not focus on some dude’s idea of “what’s attractive” in the scene.

[hedwig-dordt]

I want to re-interate that the showrunner and writing team clearly have put a lot more thought into Yenn’s backstory than Sapkowski.

[ruffboi-mags]

I would disagree with the idea that she chose to give up her ability to have children - like yes she agreed to it, but as opposed to what, exactly? She was a disabled girl whose only option was this, because she wasn’t given another option. Agreeing to the only thing that will get you any freedom and self-determination, especially when you are not given any other choices, is not the same thing as choosing it.

Yen wants her choice back because giving it up in the first place wasn’t something she had any real say over.

[madshoemaker-deactivated2017121]

старые добрые электрические пальчики

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[bladedamus]

easily a contender for post of the decade

[vir-adahlen]