ellievsbear
Claire Keane
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Misplaced Lens Cap
pixel skylines
#extradirty
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Not today Justin
Cosimo Galluzzi
oozey mess
JVL
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz
tumblr dot com
todays bird
Product Placement
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noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.
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@marrymemaeby
Why does every single conversation I have with someone feel like a performance. I am performing the act of communicating which to most, comes naturally but for me, it’s like I need 100% of my cognitive capacity and to constantly calculate the best response, best tone, best gestures for the given moment and then do it over and over again perfectly until the conversation ends in order to have had a normal one and it’s so exhausting I feel like a fucking robot
women exist in a whole universe in and of themselves
If our love isn’t gonna be like this, I don’t want it
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Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.
*casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it*
I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light
It looks amazing! I really recommend.
Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark.
I want all of them!!!
Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.
THE. BOOK. OMF
wow i rly want the moon one
The Princess Diaries (2001)
Just be yourself.
People don’t forget!
@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend, if only you knew
It’s a very dangerous language to learn
Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:
truly the language of love
Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.” That has become one of my guiding life philosophies.
I miss him 😩
And sadly not much as changed…
This is fun! Reblog with your poor explanation!
I enter codes so that dudes with hammers can have help when they’re sick or old.
I break your electric stuff when you don’t want it no more.
I tap very loudly on my keyboard so insurance vendors can fight each other for big-ass client business.
Three different sets of people yell at me about three separate things they want implemented. I then yell at a different set of people to do what the other people want done. Then I travel to the place to make sure the people I yelled at did what I told them to so I don’t get yelled at again.
I make my money from a company who makes its money by taking the money earned by people who trust them with their money. I also run reports on who makes more money and where they put it. Money.
I run a team that makes people online feel like they need to click things for information. I then force them to consume extra things that they don’t want. I also spend a lot of time trying to not piss off very rich public figures with giant egos.
I use computers and mathematical equations that don’t make any sense to figure out how few people are needed to do a job so as little money is spent as possible
[♫ that’s the technology-being-use-to-exploit-workers-under-the-guise-of-efficiency raaaaagggg ♫]
I use my extensive knowledge of a particular product to put outdated system admins out of work
[♫ that’s the i’m-going-to-be-the-first-against-the-wall-when-the-proletariat-rises raaaaaag ♫]
(sorry for ripping you off david)
(sorry not sorry)
I encourage adults who act like children to act like adults.
I try to make online services make sense to mostly men who sell things really fast (currebt project).
I tell people where books are.
I make sure the machines that give off particles that might give you cancer give off the right amount of particles. Also I know how magnets work?
I put dirty books and movies/CDs into piles. If they are very dirty or broken, I put them in a special pile of shame. I’m in grad school so I can take the piles of dirty books and give them to other people.
People who are bad with computers call me.
I stalk the wealthy.
I judge you based on your engagement ring.
I never throw anything away and ensure the federal government doesn’t either.
I pay a LOT of bills and yell at schools when they’re being stupid with their spending (like spending too much money on pens for the office and not enough money on books for students).
I eavesdrop on other people’s conversations.
I instruct small humans in codified methods of moving to music. Occasionally tiaras are involved.
I make sure small humans that I’ve spawned don’t die. Every day. Sometimes I take them places and leave them there, then retrieve them later. I also give them food so their meatsacks grow. I don’t get paid, this is strictly volunteer work.
I pretend enough to not get fired.
I make sure the shit you buy in stores is not gonna break, not full of toxic chemicals, and not made by 10 year olds.
I process checks and tell people to stop calling me and call 911
I take an extremely small amount of liquid from someone, add other extremely small amounts of additional liquids to the original liquid for a few days. Then, they get billions of letters that still need organizing in return.
