batburger’s employee of the month

constantly toeing the line between canon and fanon

[belovedrobins]

it’s batman and robin

[dictearchive]

[lyn1tx]

This is so stupid I’m so sorry

[memoriesofuture]

im both

[crimsonjaws]

I love them so much

Made this while trying to come up with something actually cool to draw and i came up with nothihng

[robs-your-robins]

Do you think that Bruce sometimes pulls the ‘my parents are dead’ card? Yes, I get that it was a traumatic and formative event for him but it would also sort of be funny, especially if he’s doing it ironically.

Some socialite telling him that he can’t bring his kids to events, asking what his mother would have said and Bruce deadpans and goes, ‘I think she would have liked to have met her grandchildren. But of course, she never did’

His med school lecturers threatening to flunk him if he doesn’t hand in his essay on blood loss, only for Bruce to say ‘it’s just a touchy subject for me’ and the lecturer blue screening because shit

Some rogue tries to kidnap Bruce at some event, holding a gun to his head, just for Bruce to look at the rogue, almost tearfully and be like ‘i always knew I would end up like my dad’ and the rogue just panics because now they are in a room with a bunch of pissed off people because they’ve almost made the Princess Diana of Gotham cry.

Clark gets mad at him over something, yelling at him and of course Bruce is just no listening so Clark just snaps, Ma Kent’s favourite phrase of ‘who raised you???’ Only to completely fucking choke, pray for the ground to swallow him up because Bruce’s expression just slips a little (inside he’s hysterically laughing). Clark comes by again with a batch of cookies.

He can't obviously use it on the kids and they can't use it on him.

[littlefankingdom]

Canon

[moonstainn]

The brothers ever

[mysterypuppys]

can someone draw this as tim

[atomikats]

yes boss

[hexadonis]

been reading absolute batman and dreaming about freaky ass absolute red robin of my au dreams

[samstigmata]

uhhh tried something new

[phantomchick]

SUPER COOL OP!

[fizzylemonades]

which could mean absolutely nothing (i'm sobbing btw 💔💔)

[izbnart]

Batman animation 👍🌟

[izbnart]

Batman animation yayy 🙌👍

[batsandbirdsandothers]

TikTok video available from HERE

[segamascott]

[strawberryvixentyphoon]

This is what Lex Luthor wears and how Clark Kent pronounces it to ragebait him

[maxthebutchdyke]

[maxthebutchdyke]

maybenoots is the only one who understands

[vexheart]

Life finds a way, even in the cracks of concrete.