M A R

i honestly dont know

[mars-pngs]

Someone PLEASE do a one shot of this, be it smut or fluff idc. just get me fed please.

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[thoughtsareloading]

ngl if I did this fanfic it would be crackfic

imagine you're thinking about the freakiest possible fanfic (fanfic in fanfic :OOO) ever and you turn around and see (ŏ_ŏ)

[mars-pngs]

girl.. give it to me rn, i need 20 pages and 15k words each. STAT! That's such a great idea omdd

[moonstros1ty]

hey.. you guys probably don't care but

im still mourning this hunk of man na'vi

[mars-pngs]

crying again, I saw a tiktok saying that tsu'tey said 'I will be remembered' as his last breath and that he wasn't remembered in the second movie

[only4ukoa]

Smash or Pass (invasion of privacy edition).

Wherein Saiki accidentally catches (or rather, hears) a glimpse of your mind while walking pass you.

(Another description would be is that you play smash or pass in your mind. )

‘Eh… pass, would’ve been smash if only he had a better hairstyle.’

‘Smash. Definitely smash. Pass, cute but not cute enough. Pass, pass, pass. Damn, are there even any good looking guy here?’

What..?

‘Oh wait, over there. Smash, but dangerously close to pass.’

Stopping dead in his tracks, he looks around and sees no one, at least no one that seems to be thinking about such things. It’s not like he recognizes the voice, so he can’t just put a face to the voice that’s been intruding his mind with the words ‘smash or pass’.

‘Oh, holy shit! Who’s this cute babe with pink hair!? He’s totally my type, what the fuck, smash. Like, ‘till the sun goes up!’

‘Huh!?’ His eyes widened in surprise at her new thought, is she talking about him?

‘I’ve never seen him around though, is he a new student?’ Locking eyes with you he now realizes that the girl on the bench drinking from some juicebox in peace is the one he’s been looking for.

You swiftly turn your head away, breaking eye contact. ‘Did I say that out loud!? No way that after I said that he looked at me, is he some kind of mind reader?’

Looking down on the floor in front of you like it’s the most interesting thing you’ve ever seen in your life, you continue to entertain the thought of him being a mind reader. ‘Cough if you can read my mind.’

Are you stupid? Or do you think he’s stupid? No respectable mind reader would ever out themselves like that!

‘No takers? Damn, I really thought that would work.’ Okay, so you’re the stupid one. After that he decides you aren’t worth his time, it’s only a stupid game anyways.

As he walks away, you take another small glance at his way. Pink, and weird little head thingys. Cute.

He heard that, too.

Went scrolling through the saiki x reader tag—as one usually does and I saw this banger of a post:

Anyways, @mars-pngs, sorry if it’s short 😞 also, this is a crackfic

[mars-pngs]

STOPP THIS LITERALLY MADE MY DAY LMAOO 😹💞

[mars-pngs]

Someone PLEASE do a one shot of this, be it smut or fluff idc. just get me fed please.

© arshuu.xx on tiktok

[mars-pngs]

flashback a few days ago:

[mars-pngs]

to say that i was laughing at this was an understatement LOL

[melodramaticmatter]

Miya (palms himself while he eats you out because he's that into your taste) Osamu

[mars-pngs]

me rn

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[mars-pngs]

this better work or i'll despise potatoes 🥔