MarstheBuni

That bun completely underestimated that jump XD

sleepy-starling

draw an ANGERY PATTON

HOO BOY

I had way too much fun with this.

I am very scared of angry Patton. But at least he has good heart.

Remus: can we go to Disney land?

Deceit: no.

Remus and Virgil: *make eye contact and communicate in their brains and nods*

Virgil: Patton would take us to Disney land!

Deceit: well then pack your shit we’re going to Disney land!

If my squad was in Rim of the World

Constantly hitting each over the head.

Tripping over shit

Screaming the whole time

Would probably have one of those scenes like:

One of my friends: *hits alien with rock*

Alien: *acts like nothing happened*

One of my friends: oh shit

Lots of swearing -you’re so fucking dumb -HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT -oh thank fuck -it had its fucking dick in my mouth?

None of us know how to drive so walking and biking it is

Complaining about said transportation

None of us sleep

Me being that person that’s always saying: welp we’re gonna die

Getting distracted easily

Screaming so loud at whoever has to move the satellite that we don’t need the loudspeaker for them to hear us

None of us actually being smart Enough to figure how to kill the alien until one of us ends up mentioning how the “dog” was killed by a blast so the alien could too

All of us fighting about who has to do the dangerous shit

All of us crying and collapsing when we actually launch Excalibur and escape

Actually making NASA pay for our therapy

Knowing me and my friends we’d probably die but it would be fun to have an adventure.

#rim of the world

jadealatus

Just watched Rim of the World and can I just say we stan power couples Alex/Zhenzhen and Dariush/Gabriel

imdead-2-u

I TOLD you dariush and gabriel are endgame you cant change my mind

remakesihavetoremake-deactivate

I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT

if you couldnt do the monkey bars as a kid youre gay

911official-deactivated20200526

don’t do this to us

heyyadorra

Why is it so true……

msmoonlighter-deactivated202502

This statement explains a lot about me now.......

dankmemesreasonforliving

i feel called out

Omg this is actually me

thebreadcircus

Me, walking to class with a friend. My friend: You need to take off that coat. Me: ?? Why?? I thought you liked my red coat? My friend: You can’t wear a red coat and thigh high boots, you look like the dude from the circus film. Me, sweating: ………..Is that a bad thing?

jackmansjoy

NO IT IS THE BEST THING

keelre-deactivated20151002

YES I AGREE

frist--xvi

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

witchelny

tuck in baby

redmedic-moved

it all started in new jersey

miserycord-deactivated20160225

scrom scrom

clownblood-moved-blog

“uuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHIT”

nuesama

Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.

daisy-butler-deactivated2015072

strangerly

edgeworthie

“I’m more thirsty than anything”

gay-but-not-for-pay

NOOT NOOT,

daisys-typewriter

“You said “I’m icing your dildo?” In front of my MOTHER???”

“We’ll feed you supper, but you gotta clean the FISH PIT first”

“Here comes Simone biles!” *Take on me starts playing on the bassoon*

sorta-sunshine

Bongle my jonk jonk

hailey-holland-writes

I’m just breathing!

alex-does-things

“Who’s gayer??? Ellen or Alex???”

sapphire--love

ShArOn, NeW yOrK, mUsIc, N O W! ! !

double-heart-anon

“I don’t need a leg to sell papes—“

friendevan-deactivated20181215

“You come into MY house… in the middle of my house??”

umbronydraws-deactivated2024050

“what can I do?” 😩

moved-tm

*coughs*

@whyamiherewhosummonedme

shpore

thumbs up pe- *gets shot*

lululablette

No eating in this house we lack teeth

thelooniemoonie

(Levels up) stronk

foreverinvideos

I can name a few examples:

“Snake/[mod] ain’t shit”

“Banned”

(This one is technically my own and not entirely a joke but) President Jedi Reverend Princess Optimus Snake, the Punk-Rock Prom Queen

milomeepit

Waldusgdisnxuli Sanders

Tingle Harder

Solid plan… but where are the fish?

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES

Waluxndkdydali Sanders (It bears repeating)

Yimes

Combustible Lemons

quietgamesart

SQUAGLE

I beleath in this ship

Do u think she yes probably

Ur sneezes could be their own musical

The Sides as things I’ve ACTUALLY done while drunk

Logan:

Held a funeral for the Oxford Comma because I saw ONE post where it had been neglected. I drew a comma on a piece of paper, taped it to my Oxford dictionary, and buried it with pillows. I legitimately teared up. It was a tasteful memorial.

Roman:

Composed a thank-you sonnet to Shakespeare for his iconic work, and for single-handedly rerouting the history of linguistics to keep the English language alive. We’d be speaking French if not for him, and damn if that ain’t hard to spell/pronounce. Nous avons esquivé une munition!

Virgil:

Taken a shower fully clothed because I didn’t want to be vulnerable and it felt Edgy™, like I was standing in an enclosed patch of warm rain. Oh yeah, and I was singing/sobbing various P!ATD songs the whole time.

Patton:

Dialed random numbers on the phone to tell strangers that they are valid and loved and worthy of all things wonderful, etc. A couple people said they really needed that, so I listened to their problems and tried to make them feel better :)

yt-memes

Ive almost showered with my socks and bra on and i was completley sober

Oh yeah, I’ve showered in clothes before while sober lol. I just couldn’t think of a particularly good one for Virgil that I’ve done so :/ But I’ve done a LOT of stuff for the others XD But uh showering in your clothes can be COOL AF - I’ve done it when I’m super sad so it’s like I’m crying in the rain - then when you take off the wet clothes it’s like a huge weight has been lifted and it’s super freeing :D

yt-memes

Noted! Will try someday :D

littleteacupdragon

I am honestly inspired by the things you do while drunk

Well, thank you! Though I’m not sure you should aspire to bury a dictionary or cry over a punctuation mark… Logan, you’re a Mess™

These all fit the Sides so perfectly though! 😂

Oh yay! I was worried my Roman one was too Logan-y and my Virgil one wasn’t very solid lol. I debated putting Roman’s as “performed the entirety of the musical Next to Normal for my cat” or for Virgil “hid under my bed for 20 minutes so I could befriend the monsters under the bed” (yes it sounds like the song lol).

No I think they were still perfect! Those definitely would have worked too though lol

Also the question here is did your cat enjoy your performance? 😂

Well he stuck around the whole time so imma hope yes lmao

Ayy😂

should’ve performed Cats, come to think of it

Maybe you would have gotten actual applause if you’d performed Cats. Or even audience participation. 😂

That settles it. My cat’s destined for Broadway! Also, the visual of a cat applauding is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever heard

Ur actually adorable. U cried over a punctuation mark AND called strangers and told them their valid. U probs saved a life. WHILE U WERE DRUNK. Drunk u is an amazing person.

aWWW ilysm thank you!!! To be fair I do similar things while sober :P I thought about the Library of Alexandria and started tearing up, and I went around at school sliding nice messages into people’s lockers, etc. Drunk me just does this stuff without worrying about embarrassment lmao. ALSO THE OXFORD COMMA IS A PURE LOVING PUNCTUATION MARK AND DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD <3

and aaaah I doubt I saved anyone’s life, but if I made their day just a little bit better then that’s all that matters :)

YOU’RE SO NICE THANK YOU <3 To reiterate, a keysmash is in order: erbal’gS:KDqe’lbk/amv thank you for your time

Awww ur welcome

#ur so adorable

I just realized that 90% of the time I say “fight me” it’s followed by a <3

Why am I destined to never be menacing? grrrrr am I scary yet?

Mate I age the same problem I’m 4"10 at the age of 14 and all my friends laugh when I try to be tough.

Then tell them that Bonnie Parker (as in Bonnie and Clyde) was your height and SHE managed to shoot a TON of people! What’s scarier than a murderer during the Great Depression who wants to be a movie star? NOTHING