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Sorry if my tagging you is getting on your nerves. @5am-the-foxing-hour
Oh noooooo bunny! XD (and no worries)
That bun completely underestimated that jump XD
draw an ANGERY PATTON
HOO BOY
I had way too much fun with this.
I am very scared of angry Patton. But at least he has good heart.
Remus: can we go to Disney land?
Deceit: no.
Remus and Virgil: *make eye contact and communicate in their brains and nods*
Virgil: Patton would take us to Disney land!
Deceit: well then pack your shit weâre going to Disney land!
If my squad was in Rim of the World
Constantly hitting each over the head.
Tripping over shit
Screaming the whole time
Would probably have one of those scenes like:
One of my friends: *hits alien with rock*
Alien: *acts like nothing happened*
One of my friends: oh shit
Lots of swearing -youâre so fucking dumb -HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT -oh thank fuck -it had its fucking dick in my mouth?
None of us know how to drive so walking and biking it is
Complaining about said transportation
None of us sleep
Me being that person thatâs always saying: welp weâre gonna die
Getting distracted easily
Screaming so loud at whoever has to move the satellite that we donât need the loudspeaker for them to hear us
None of us actually being smart Enough to figure how to kill the alien until one of us ends up mentioning how the âdogâ was killed by a blast so the alien could too
All of us fighting about who has to do the dangerous shit
All of us crying and collapsing when we actually launch Excalibur and escape
Actually making NASA pay for our therapy
Knowing me and my friends weâd probably die but it would be fun to have an adventure.
Just watched Rim of the World and can I just say we stan power couples Alex/Zhenzhen and Dariush/Gabriel
I TOLD you dariush and gabriel are endgame you cant change my mind
I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT
if you couldnt do the monkey bars as a kid youre gay
donât do this to us
Why is it so trueâŠâŠ
This statement explains a lot about me now.......
i feel called out
Omg this is actually me
Me, walking to class with a friend. My friend: You need to take off that coat. Me: ?? Why?? I thought you liked my red coat? My friend: You canât wear a red coat and thigh high boots, you look like the dude from the circus film. Me, sweating: âŠâŠâŠ..Is that a bad thing?
NO IT IS THE BEST THING
YES I AGREE
Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.
âYes, Captain America has LEGS!â
Youâre telling me, a man in a luigi mask
tuck in baby
it all started in new jersey
scrom scrom
âuuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHITâ
Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.
strangerly
âIâm more thirsty than anythingâ
NOOT NOOT,
âYou said âIâm icing your dildo?â In front of my MOTHER???â
âWeâll feed you supper, but you gotta clean the FISH PIT firstâ
âHere comes Simone biles!â *Take on me starts playing on the bassoon*
Bongle my jonk jonk
Iâm just breathing!
âWhoâs gayer??? Ellen or Alex???â
ShArOn, NeW yOrK, mUsIc, N O W! ! !
âI donât need a leg to sell papesââ
âYou come into MY house⊠in the middle of my house??â
âwhat can I do?â đ©Â
*coughs*
@whyamiherewhosummonedme
thumbs up pe- *gets shot*
No eating in this house we lack teeth
(Levels up) stronk
I can name a few examples:
âSnake/[mod] ainât shitâ
âBannedâ
(This one is technically my own and not entirely a joke but) President Jedi Reverend Princess Optimus Snake, the Punk-Rock Prom Queen
Waldusgdisnxuli Sanders
Tingle Harder
Solid plan⊠but where are the fish?
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES
Waluxndkdydali Sanders (It bears repeating)
Yimes
Combustible Lemons
SQUAGLE
I beleath in this ship
Do u think she yes probably
Ur sneezes could be their own musical
The Sides as things Iâve ACTUALLY done while drunk
Logan:
Held a funeral for the Oxford Comma because I saw ONE post where it had been neglected. I drew a comma on a piece of paper, taped it to my Oxford dictionary, and buried it with pillows. I legitimately teared up. It was a tasteful memorial.
Roman:
Composed a thank-you sonnet to Shakespeare for his iconic work, and for single-handedly rerouting the history of linguistics to keep the English language alive. Weâd be speaking French if not for him, and damn if that ainât hard to spell/pronounce. Nous avons esquivĂ© une munition!
Virgil:
Taken a shower fully clothed because I didnât want to be vulnerable and it felt Edgyâą, like I was standing in an enclosed patch of warm rain. Oh yeah, and I was singing/sobbing various P!ATD songs the whole time.Â
Patton:
Dialed random numbers on the phone to tell strangers that they are valid and loved and worthy of all things wonderful, etc. A couple people said they really needed that, so I listened to their problems and tried to make them feel better :)
Ive almost showered with my socks and bra on and i was completley sober
Oh yeah, Iâve showered in clothes before while sober lol. I just couldnât think of a particularly good one for Virgil that Iâve done so :/ But Iâve done a LOT of stuff for the others XD But uh showering in your clothes can be COOL AF - Iâve done it when Iâm super sad so itâs like Iâm crying in the rain - then when you take off the wet clothes itâs like a huge weight has been lifted and itâs super freeing :D
Noted! Will try someday :D
I am honestly inspired by the things you do while drunk
Well, thank you! Though Iâm not sure you should aspire to bury a dictionary or cry over a punctuation mark⊠Logan, youâre a Messâą
These all fit the Sides so perfectly though! đ
Oh yay! I was worried my Roman one was too Logan-y and my Virgil one wasnât very solid lol. I debated putting Romanâs as âperformed the entirety of the musical Next to Normal for my catâ or for Virgil âhid under my bed for 20 minutes so I could befriend the monsters under the bedâ (yes it sounds like the song lol).
No I think they were still perfect! Those definitely would have worked too though lol
Also the question here is did your cat enjoy your performance? đ
Well he stuck around the whole time so imma hope yes lmao
shouldâve performed Cats, come to think of it
Maybe you would have gotten actual applause if youâd performed Cats. Or even audience participation. đ
That settles it. My catâs destined for Broadway! Also, the visual of a cat applauding is the cutest fucking thing Iâve ever heard
Ur actually adorable. U cried over a punctuation mark AND called strangers and told them their valid. U probs saved a life. WHILE U WERE DRUNK. Drunk u is an amazing person.
aWWW ilysm thank you!!! To be fair I do similar things while sober :P I thought about the Library of Alexandria and started tearing up, and I went around at school sliding nice messages into peopleâs lockers, etc. Drunk me just does this stuff without worrying about embarrassment lmao. ALSO THE OXFORD COMMA IS A PURE LOVING PUNCTUATION MARK AND DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD <3
and aaaah I doubt I saved anyoneâs life, but if I made their day just a little bit better then thatâs all that matters :)
YOUâRE SO NICE THANK YOU <3 To reiterate, a keysmash is in order: erbalâgS:KDqeâlbk/amv thank you for your timeÂ
Awww ur welcome
I just realized that 90% of the time I say âfight meâ itâs followed by a <3
Why am I destined to never be menacing? grrrrr am I scary yet?
Mate I age the same problem Iâm 4"10 at the age of 14 and all my friends laugh when I try to be tough.
Then tell them that Bonnie Parker (as in Bonnie and Clyde) was your height and SHE managed to shoot a TON of people! Whatâs scarier than a murderer during the Great Depression who wants to be a movie star? NOTHING
Haha ok