STREET SMARTS

hi!! i write headcanons and fanfiction for dear evan hansen, be more chill, newsies, and the game grumps (to an extent)!! i love all of you, and don’t be afraid to send me an ask!!

[queer-luxray]

i’m

HERE

and i’m

QUEER

and

IT’S MUCH EASIER TO SAY I’M QUEER THAN TO LIST OUT MY ENTIRE FUCKING IDENTITY

[peraltiago-s]

#trying to get out of a weird situation

[firyfox]

Holt: *answering the phone* Hello?

Jake: it’s Jake .

Holt: What did he do this time ?

Jake: what no it’s me Jake

Holt: Oh .

Holt: What did you do this time ?

[tbdfandom-blog]

Jake is definitely pansexual

[christinecanigula-archive]

the squip would have saved so much time if he had just nominated jeremy for queer eye

[softnsquishable]

When you overhear the bridesmaid and the waiter talking shit from the back row

[starscreamingg]

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

[cronusamporaa]

not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost

[miss-atomicbobomb]

These are the three moods of 2018 how’s everyone feelin today

[f-ire-fly]

The most  e p i c  opening scene ever

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

jake peralta ✓ (insp.)

[literaphobe]

mean girls reboot except the lonely island plays the Plastics™ and John Mulaney plays Cady Heron the new girl

[double-heart-anon]

PFFF I LOVE

[someonecastmeinamusical-blog]

THE HOLY TRINITY OF GOOD FUCKING COMEDY

- starkid

- john mulaney

- brooklyn 99

[rosadiiiaz-deactivated20181223]

please, for the small price of everything I own, can john mulaney write an episode of brooklyn nine nine

[vanishingpals]

this website needs to learn to appreciate andy samberg the same way we appreciate john mulaney. he is just as pure and has given us so much, like brooklyn 99 and the “mmm watcha say” meme. he is really underrated here.

[pocmemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[theawkwardhomo]

Money Chadwick

[pocmemes]

[freshest-tittymilk]

This is the Monetary Prosperity T'Challa

Like to charge with secluded financial energy

Reblog for your bank account to have the stength of the Panther…