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the fact the new series of hypothetical isn’t allowed to talk about the pandemic just in case people forget it happened is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

fernsandsunflowers

Watch me scheduling this to be re-reblogged in two years for obvious reasons that I might forget in that time.

stellabat

that bad sensory moment when you’re trying to do something that requires a lot of focus and the people around you are talking loudly and you’re just sitting there like $&@&&@@^%#%^%***++*%%#%^*+%%%

stanningsos

I can only explain this in cat memes

martij

The Open Office Curse™️

tallahasseemp3

i don’t think humans are inherently bad i just don’t. once i posted about how i can’t ever get poached eggs right and someone took time out of their day to send me tips on how to make them. they used their finite time on this planet to teach me how to poach an egg with no motivation other than helping a stranger have a better breakfast and if that isn’t proof humanity is worth saving i don’t know what is

jean-luc-thiccard

I love Riker so much. He could be facing a serious moral dilemma, a matter of life and death, but his face would never tell you that. I look at him and see a being free from the burden of conscious thought.

Oh there’s nobody home

toastbutteregg

why is this so true

kultklassic

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

synx

wlfgrrl

reptilia2003

people really love to say “no one is pro abortion” and I’d like to clarify that I’m very pro-abortion. I think abortion is good and we should make it super accesible and easy.

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

do people that say shit like “ooh nobody reads anymore, they only use their phones and computers” think that computers and phones can only display pictures and make sounds

like do they think words can’t be displayed by computers

themysteriousmurasamecastle

what’s this post say, my phone can only display pictures and make sounds

oatmilkcore

reverse ‘i knew about it before it was cool’. i refuse to consume it until it is borderline irrelevant.

prokopetz

It’s funny how whenever a major media site publishes a bloviating thinkpiece about The Rise and Fall of Tumblr, their elaborately justified list of things about Tumblr that modern social media users hate just happens to be perfectly, one-to-one identical with a list of things about Tumblr that make it difficult for advertisers to harvest personally identifying information about individual users. Like, exactly who do y’all think you’re fooling, buddy?

yourheartinyourmouth

“Tumblr died because people just hate websites that don’t have intrusive advertising built into the platform!”

prokopetz

I especially like the ones that frame arguments to the effect of “having no functional ability to curate your user experience is actually a good thing because people are inherently lazy and content recommendation algorithms can be trusted to act in everyone’s best interests“.