Head in the Clouds

33, She/Her, Bi, Agnostic, Feminist #ProChoice 🐍 #now where did I put my glasses again? 👓

[deadbeatweird]

"you have already left kudos here. :)"

Is it just me or does that smiley face really feel evil? I mean, let me leave more kudos here for fucks sake this fic changed my whole life and I re-read it once a month, so I should be able to leave a kudos every time 😩

[deadbeatweird]

Sometimes I enjoy the tags more than the fic itself ✨

[deadbeatweird]

Can't believe I don't even have a friend to scream with about David Tennant wearing a fez in episode five 😞😞

[chuchucoolate]

RoyEd mermaid AU cus MerMay. Torso is so hard to draw and shade. ; A ;

I know it’s super late now but I spend too much time on it to stash it back to the never-finished folder. Wish I could render water ripples….

[deadbeatweird]

I found this in my notes app, and I have no recollection of writing this.

I don't think I was high or drunk?

Idk... I wish the story would just write itself 👀

[merildae]

*flails*

what even is anatomy??

well anyways, i drew these two dorks yet again :3

i hope you all like it<3

[deadbeatweird]

Edward:(probably) What's a handsome Mustang like you doing in a place like this?

[deadbeatweird]

I need bots to stop following me istg 😩

[elierlick]

Our flags mean death

[deadbeatweird]

Trope: beauty and the beast au but it doesn't say anywhere in the rules that the beast couldn't fall in love with someone else

The beast spends more time with one of object people who has always been less a servant and more a friend to him. They slowly fall in love with each other but never share their feelings, so the curse is still there.

In comes Beauty, who's not interested in men...

Misunderstanding ensues...

But in the end shit gets sorted out and the Beast and his friend confess and the curse is lifted and they live happily ever after ❤️

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[lady-byleth]

it always comes back to skyrim somehow.

[deadbeatweird]

Headcanon

Roy calls Ed "Desert Rose" as an endearment.

Ed hates roses, but loves Roy, so he endures.

[deadbeatweird]

I didn't know desert roses are apparently bonsai plants so I hope Edward Elric won't haunt my dreams for this unintended short joke 😶

[a-sad-writer]

Could I interest you in a modern fantasy AU in which Ed is a human college student and Roy is the crown prince and a vampire and they have some agreement or contract that Ed lets Roy drink his blood and in exchange Roy helps Ed out with all sorts of stuff?

[deadbeatweird]

*draws a pentagon and tries to summon Tierfal*

[campterodactyl]

@neil-gaiman sir. In the name of all the wonderful writers in the world who enjoy writing gay sex.

Thank you, we love you.

[deadbeatweird]

I have accepted Neil as a prophet of the religion of writing gay sex ❤️

[laeffy]

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

[laeffy]

How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god

[deadbeatweird]

My grocery budget has almost doubled in three years... I still eat the same basic foods... Guess how much my salary has increased 🙃

[badwolfbadwolf]

I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who’s the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn’t a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don’t read stuff you don’t want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.

[leeshajoy]

There is nothing quite like the freedom of having gone through all of the Discourse and come out the other side into the promised land of Not Giving A Fuck.

[randomslasher]

The three keys to the promised land are “Block, Unfollow, and Do Not Engage” 

[blithelybonny-deactivated202110]

Bisexuals in committed monogamous relationships have not chosen a “side,” they have chosen a person.

Thank you and have a blessed day.

[scoutsmoocrew]

“animals should be treated well before they’re eaten but eating them isn’t wrong” really isn’t a hard belief to understand