Martin Schäfer

Alt blog for @martinshep where I'm more openly nsfw 18+ obviously, I will block minors if I catch you

[moved-please-leave-me-alone]

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

[druidquest]

words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend

[t-auto]

[were-ralph]

[druidquest]

words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend

[t-auto]

[were-ralph]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[gunsandfireandshit]

[rottenrobbie]

have a couple more drooly boyss~

[versodile]

btw u can call ur top a good boy when he’s hitting it and maybe he would enjoy that and then after he rearranges your guts maybe you could stroke his hair and tell him how good he was.please

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[watcher0flightanddarkness]

[dragongirlteeth]

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

[pattymelterqp]

So much of the fantasy of pissing in someone fails to account for how hard it is to pee inside someone, much less on command

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[martin-schaefer]

11. The fetish the author included without intending to

[martin-schaefer]

Degrading prey by calling them a bonus and them having zero clue what that means

[thewomenandthechildren]

When the pee sesh so good you start cumming!

[charlottan]

[puppynametaken]

You unlock secret dialogue by being open about your kinks with friends

[freeingalexandra]

you unlock hidden events too

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[mallowmaenad]

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

[firstethicalpisces]

happy tipsy touch it thursday everybody

[stellarstella707butlewd]

Reblog to touch prev inappropriately