#paul 2011

[diesaur]

[vampiricvirtue]

Paul has such a special place in my heart..

[zombergerx]

Big fan of whatever the hell this trope is called

[tigvenus]

do you remember? we were best friends during a zombie apocalypse; and even after you became one of them I kept you in the shed in the garden, chained up, so we could still hang out. do you remember? in another life, we were cops in a little town and I taught you terminology and procedure and you taught me how to let it go; and in the end I stayed with you. in another life, we found an alien while on a road trip in America and we helped him find his way back to his ship, and we stood there in the field, watching him take off into the stars. do you remember? in another life, we were estranged high school best friends, going back to our old hometown on a pub crawl; but after the world ended I left you and we didn't see each other again in that life. in another one, I was a teacher in a bougie public school and you were a hippie stoner in the woods and we fought monsters coming from a mysterious sinkhole. do you remember? in another life, we were clueless detectives, and in another one, we were beasts during the ice age. in another life, I was the alien and I came down to Earth as a man and I was your boss and you were my number one employee. in another life, I was an illustrator and you were a soldier, and you moved to the house where I was renting a place with a girl, and we were best friends. do you remember? in another life, we met at a party which you hosted and we became friends and I got you into the tv show I was making because I wanted to spend every day with you and we became actors and we remained close for the rest of our lives and we went on to make many projects together. we were best friends. do you remember?

[invader-bucky]

gay guys get THIRD WHEELED by an ALIEN

[macsmittens]

paulposting + speedpaint

[iinsawdious]

the many ways of dog-coding ft Simon Pegg

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[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

He’s a dog that’s started to go a bit strange. You’ll walk in on him barking at the wall. He constantly looks really miserable even if he isn’t.

He’s a German Shepherd drug sniffing dog. Those ones online that do that stupid face when they find drugs. Has one of those automatic ball-throwing machines.

He’s one of those traumatised rescue dogs that are so weird that you adopt them because you feel bad for them. Keeps trying to escape the garden. Once found a ziplock bag of coke at the park and had to go to the vets.

He’s a golden retriever with an extensive toy collection, but they’re all plush bongs and stuff. One of those dogs that are sniffing every butt in the park.

He’s a really scruffy long haired dog that looks like a carpet. Adores walks but always gets grass seeds stuck in his fur. One of those dogs that always have a pig foot or something to chew on.