$$morton gorrickz$$

Surprisingly, I'm not actually Martin Garrix. Sorry about that.

[fag]

Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there!

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

[weirdbuzzfeed]

“Do you think we’ll be friends forever, Phil?”

“I think we will, Chuckie. I think we will.“

[jesusmahoney]

How does Willy Wonka send golden tickets all over the world and only a bunch of English speaking white kids win

[polisical-deactivated20160713]

[earthdad]

take it now (X)

[cuttlefishteaparty]

Is this illegal yet??? 

[phans-catwhiskers-deactivated20]

I fucking knew it

[wishes-and-stars]

phanlolzr

[celebrityho]

Rare: Pepe’s first TV appearance 

[just-shower-thoughts]

At one point in my life, I was exactly pi years old.

[delicatee-dreams]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[martingarricks-blog]

[spookylass]

can you draw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but with more feeling?

[arabshawty]

[sandandglass]

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

[marllyjane]

Where’s the lie

[just-joshin-you]

The legend leaving. I will miss this show.

[spritzeal]

how do they advertise for stockphoto models like. ‘are you conventionally attractive, but in a weirdly bland sort of way? do your friends have difficulty picking you out of a crowd? do you look faintly like a default sim? we want YOU’