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catch me at the zoo slow blinking at the big cats to let them know i love them
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older brother in a teen movie who has caution tape and a hazardous waste symbol on his door
Milo Murphy’s Law for the fandom thing
sherlock girl trying to hit on me: hey ;) i noticed the thin indentations calloused into your fingertips. you a bassist? me: that? oh thats from opening pistachios
happy anniversary to Milo Murphy's Law!
Phineas and Ferb from Phineas and Ferb are Forkllift Certified!
aren't they a little YOUNG to be forklift certified?
Why yes, yes they are!
…well it's good to know today's youths are focused on safety! Carry on!
Hi ajskajs
I’ve seen some videos like this in tiktok and they always get me jsjsj
What is summer? Man, where do I begin!
This Steampunk Guy with the Funky Name is a Tumblr Sexyman!
See? I can get behind this. He's got that dilf energy, fits the criteria perfectly!
i want to say dakota fits tumblr sexyman critera much more but i think it would have to depend on like. the TYPE of sexyman. dakota’s more of a sans-type with his more laid-back attitude and his less-than-put-together appearance, not to mention the whole. you know. “it’s cavendish, whaddya gonna do?” thing. very sexy in the “depressed man hides behind jokes” way
cavendish is more like. i mean he’s NOT put together at all he’s a little bitch but he’s great for people who love pathetic men. king of burying your gays
Heinz Doofenshmirtz vs Second Dimension Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Seriously. Heinz, mainverse Heinz, has so many tragic traumatic backstories, to the point of getting a whole clipshow episode about them. His parents didn’t show up to his birth, he was raised by ocelots, he was forced to work as a lawn gnome, the family pet was called Only Son, he had to wear hand-me-up girls dresses after his younger brother was born… and that’s just the start.
And he’s “Evil”. He is very much Theatre Evil, performing it (with scripted monologues and musical numbers and the expectation that his nemesis will thwart him), rather than acting on innate cruelty.
His daughter, in the season finale, actually told him he wasn’t Evil. She said, and I quote, “No, Dad. You’re basically a nice guy who’s pretending to be evil. And, you know, it seems like it’s all out of obligation to your backstories, not something that truly comes from your heart.”
(This is just headcanon but I see him as someone searching for acceptance and healing, the only way he knows how (ie Evil), who’s more interested in annoying people with petty “revenge” than in genuinely harming anyone. All he wants is the attention he’d been denied his whole life, and if he can’t have positive attention he’ll take whatever he can get.)
Meanwhile, Doof-2, from the Second Dimension… he has a “backstory”: He lost his toy train. That’s it.
To quote mainverse Heinz after that revelation: “That’s your emotionally scarring backstory? That’s your great tragedy?”
All that happened to him was losing his toy train, and now he’s a twisted and cruel man who commits “crimes against humanity” because he thinks it’s fun. He’s destroyed lives because it benefited him, without even an ounce of remorse.
Doof-2 is the epitome of “cruel because he never suffered”, in stark contrast to Heinz’s lashing out in pain because he doesn’t know how else to get the attention he’s so desperate for.
You can see this in how they treat their respective nemeses, too. Doof-2 turned his nemesis into a cyborg who can’t disobey orders, Heinz found a friend who’ll be there for him of his own free will.
All of which leads to Heinz being given the opportunity to learn and grow and heal, while Doof-2, who’ll never regret his actions, is rightfully imprisoned.
OSHA safe stimboard for anon!
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The masonry saw depicted in the bottom-center gif does not appear to be properly guarded, a violation of OSHA Standard 29 CFR 1928.702(i)(1):
Masonry saw shall be guarded with a semicircular enclosure over the blade
By claiming that this stimboard is “OSHA Safe” you have provided false information about the safety of your workplace and may be subject to a fine of up to $10,000
actually, if you look at the full gifset linked, it is indeed OSHA safe as a semicircular enclosure over the blade is fully visible there. you can also check out the Instagram video here, where you can see the saw being used. i apologize for any misunderstanding, i take my workplace safety very seriously.
Thank you for your cooperation! You are no longer required to keep the above citation posted for the usual 3 Day period and you will not be charged a penalty fee.
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HRJSHFJSJF I WASNT EXPECTING THAT
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Zack deserves a weapon, how about an axe?