artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning
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artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning
Congratulations! You have been Isekai’d to the Pokemon World and you are now a Pokemon Trainer! Spin here! to find out your new Trainer Class!
How do you feel about your result?
HELL YEAH THIS IS SO COOL AND SO PERFECT FOR ME
I’m not sure if it really fits me…. But it is REALLY GREAT
This is awesome!
It’s pretty cool!!
It’s nice, I guess
I feel totally indifferent about it
This has a lot of positives and a lot of negatives, not sure how I feel…
…Eh…
Could be worse, I guess?
This is perfect for me (derogatory)
This SUCKS, but… at least it’s better than NOT being a Pokemon Trainer, right?
THIS IS TERRIBLE THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE THAN NOT BEING A POKEMON TRAINER
This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.
kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*
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❝ No never. I’m - I’ll be the Vice President of sports❞
omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written
Omg she wrote one of my favorites also
my politics are that lesbians can do whatever they want. the rest of you go join a monastery
(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
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