butterfly tears

Maru |17 |Bi| Accidentally became a humor blog.

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do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone 

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I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel

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Eating fruit is okay

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source?

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this

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That banana is holding her hostage

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I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

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I hate when someone with the same zodiac as me doesnt click or get along with me. It’s like what a traitor… what’s your moon and rising sign bitch

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declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

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my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

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people are always calling me “cute’ and its like yea im cute but do u wanna do me

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*looks at own dick* amazing

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Ahem.

Butch X femme

Butch X butch

Femme X femme

Thank you for your time

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DO NOT KISS A GIRL  WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign

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THINGS TO INCLUDE IN A COLLEGE APPLICATION

high school musical quotes

the number 5

a 3 page samsung galaxy s2 skyrocket review

your fastest lap time in mario kart ds

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the receipt to a hairdryer

big bird

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Me walking into heaven when society told me my gay ass was going to hell

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Chart of Aquatic Media

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Going out:

*dresses up nicely to look and feel good* *panics from all the looks I’m getting**

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britney spears is the reason we’re here today

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