dont let the shadows reach me

local finnish man enjoyer and lover of seals

[the-text-doctor]

<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

[translatingpoststogerman]

der-text-doktor

<Reblogge um ein Schwert zu bekommen.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

[sweatermuppet]

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

[translatingpoststogerman]

pullimuppet

so pro-abtreibung dass ich vergesse dass leute versuchen mit absicht schwanger zu werden

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[translatingpoststogerman]

einfach-rehdinge

was für eine wunderschöne zeit des jahres alle pflanzen spaziell für mich geümse an, ein problem jedoch ihr müsst zäune kleiner machen ich bin mir sicher es ist ein versehen aber ich kann manche davon nicht erreichen

[egberts]

people 👥️️👥️️ who are anti-emoji 🚫❌️ piss me off 😡🤬😤 they made little pictures 🤏🖼 to help us convey our emotions in text 📲📄 and you 😒 wanna act 🎬 like you're above it all? ⬆️❓️⁉️ fuck you buddy 🖕 and fuck your dog too 🖕🐕

[translatingpoststodanish]

egberts

folk 👥️️👥️️ som er anti-emoji 🚫❌️ pisser mig af 😡🤬😤 de lavede små billeder 🤏🖼 til at hjælpe os med at formidle vores følelser på tekst 📲📄 og du 😒 vil lade som om 🎬 at du er helligere end det? ⬆️❓️⁉️ fuck dig buddy 🖕 og fuck din hund også 🖕🐕

[fool-counter]

people 👥️️👥️️ who are anti-emoji 🚫❌️ piss me off 😡🤬😤 they made little pictures 🤏🖼 to help us convey our emotions in text 📲📄 and you 😒 wanna act 🎬 like you're above it all? ⬆️❓️⁉️ fuck you buddy 🖕 and fuck your dog too 🖕🐕

egberts

folk 👥️️👥️️ som er anti-emoji 🚫❌️ pisser mig af 😡🤬😤 de lavede små billeder 🤏🖼 til at hjælpe os med at formidle vores følelser på tekst 📲📄 og du 😒 vil lade som om 🎬 at du er helligere end det? ⬆️❓️⁉️ fuck dig buddy 🖕 og fuck din hund også 🖕🐕

fool count: 4

[translatingpoststogerman]

egberts

leute 👥️️👥️️ die anti-emoji sind 🚫❌️ pissen mich an 😡🤬😤 sie haben kleine bilder gemacht 🤏🖼 um uns zu helfen unsere emotionen in textnachrichten zu vermitteln 📲📄 und du 😒 willst so tun 🎬 als wäre das unter deinem niveau? ⬆️❓️⁉️ fick dich kumpel 🖕 und fick auch deinen hund 🖕🐕

narr-zähler: 3

[nessiopeia]

Spiders are so important

[translatingpoststogerman]

nessiopeia

Spinnen sind so wichtig

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[translatingpoststogerman]

xalatath

RÄUCHERLACHS IST DAS EINZIGE DAS DEN SCHMERZ BETÄUBT

[syrenki]

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

[translatingpoststogerman]

syrenki

ich fühle mich als wäre etwas in mir schimmelig geworden

[targetedknowledge]

[smallmariofindings]

Extremely rare official art render of Diddy Kong seen from behind, used only once in the official German strategy guide for Donkey Kong 64 and not found in any other known publications.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source

[calebwittebane]

why did the germans need to see this

[fallout-lou-begas]

they are a perverted people

[deathtoamericasmokecrack]

Matières Fécales, “The One Percent," F/W 2026

Make-up Artist: Alexis Stone

[vibrantgutz]

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[venusmage]

Editorial illustrations for a conference discussing AI’s impact on communities.

[teathattast]

[genderkoolaid]

we need more stories about high femme prom queen types who become weird faggy guys. you haven't seen Behaviors until you've seen a repressed closeted tboy holding on to socially acceptable heterosexual femininity by the skin of his teeth

[thatflutefaggot456]

Me before I came out, when I did pageants and modeling.

Me after I came out, cut off my hair, bought comfortable clothes, and decided to actually wear my glasses because fuck contacts.

[crematedequally]

This was me the day of my junior prom. The dress weighed around 20 lbs, was the first one I tried on, and my makeup was done by someone who still thought brown lip liner looked good on white people. I spent the entire day being photographed and generally hating how I looked and wishing I could figure out why, when everything was technically perfect.

And this was me about eleven years later- two weeks after I started T in the first photo, and at around 5 months on T in the second. Much happier, married to the love of my life, and finally looking like myself!

[sisceal]

Such girl, very wow (pro ballet, modeling, and my first wedding)

Came out in 2016, here's nine years of transformation (in reverse order, sorry)

Turns out I'm neither a Normal Guy nor a woman, but a much weirder type of faggy masc thing.

And that's pretty great.

[antisocial-transfag]

In my lifestyle lolita egg era. Somehow getting to dress like a princess gave me the will to get up in the morning

1 year and 5 months on T

[romanticfatale]

[hauntedchronicler]

granted being a big ol goth doesn't really fit the bill of "socially acceptable heterosexual femininity" but i was HYPER feminine when i was closeted, especially in the years between when i FIRST tried to come out (age 16 - around the time of those first photos) and when i actually made the jump (age 19 - about a year after the last photo)

you can tell in that second to last photo i literally got a tattoo that said "MAD GIRL" which was an exercise in many things, including abstract self-harm, a visual reminder that i had given up on myself, and wildly underestimating the number of dudes who would misread it as BAD GIRL and take that as a cue to say gross shit to me while i was at work

anyway never kill yourself

[toyourliking]

haha yeah 🫣

consciously dipped my toes into the gender fuckery pool at around 15/16 but I was pentecostal at the time and well. took them out real quick

i tried very very hard to be “femme” for a LONG time but during covid lockdowns I didn’t have to perform for anyone and I slowly started to let it all go and now I’m a silly little man 😌

[mj-theskywitch]

ahem

these are about 10 years apart, 7 years on t and 5 years post op. it gets better guys

[genderkoolaid]

this too is a poem. these are my favorite kind of tags to see on this post btw. you will be in one of these posts someday <3

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[charlesoberonn]

The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

[charlesoberonn]

Make sure I fit in the pot at least.

[lilyyy63]

Shorter pasta could definitely fit on a store shelf. Longer pasta however...

Free yourself of corporate interests and demand comically and inconviently long pasta

[charlesoberonn]

Pasta so long it can't fit in your car and you gotta tie it to the roof. Pasta so long you gotta cook it outside because your ceiling is too low.

[clumsysprings]

I think space filling pasta would be the best of all worlds. Easy to fit on shelves, long, and fits in the pot without breaking!

Good luck manufacturing it, but I think it could be done by extrusion and chopping, but I don't know if it'd be spaghetti still

[charlesoberonn]

Something like this?

[charlesoberonn]

But in a little over 4 months it's gonna be m

[charlesoberonn]

This post gains more and more notes as we approach the day