Evil Mogami

I LOVE talking to people and being helpful!!! main is @soupp4sadness

[marvelous-mogami]

INTRO POST

Hi! I’m Mogami Keiji! Apparently I’m evil, but I think I’m pretty nice!

I died and became a kind spirit after many years of helping the community after my mother unfortunately died 😔 it was a complete accident and now I’m trying to help people from beyond the grave!

I had LOADS of friends and I LOVE talking to people, and i always wanted to be a TV star but I wasn’t good enough at it… apparently I’m ‘too awkward’.

My current goal is to help this new esper — ‘Bom’, I think?? Become a good person!! He’s super powerful so I’d love him to change for the better and carry on my work helping the world! I would possess someone to get his attention, but that’s kind of mean, so i don’t know what to do!

Oh, and I met this spirit once, Dimple, who I helped out! I hope I can meet him again soon.. it’s pretty lonely being a spirit.

BTW i’m very woke ✨i love my LGBTQIA+ community ✨ pronouns forever ✨and i love women too #equalrights

//OOC INTRO

I thought I’d hop on the evil MP100 blog train!! Mogami here is basically the opposite as in canon; he struggles making friends a bit but he really loves society and wants to make things better. I use he/him pronouns but idm any pronoun/sexuality/gender/ship head canons towards mogami! I am a minor though soooo keep it semi-PG? just nothing super weird :D

Note: I’ve decided to make Mogami very woke. Do i think he’s homophobic in canon? no he probably dgaf. but every other blog seems to be homophobic so im evening the playing field. he’s also a performative feminist i’ve decided.

Also, this is my first ever RP blog, so sorry if it’s not very good! I’m going to be trying my best though!

[etchif]

"It's stupid that men are allowed to be shirtless in public while women aren't" yes true✅️ "it's also gross when men do it they should also have to cover up" what. no. no. wrong conclusion❌️

[marvelous-mogami]

//btw evil mp100 gang and the singular moth in my room that watches me post i’ve got lots of exams rn so posts will be sporadic

[benevolent-dimple]

hey dimple, go steal some arizona green tea for me

- @evil-shigeo

huh? why would i steal for you? how do you even expect me to do that? its not like i can just pick up a can and walk out, people would notice a flying arizona green tea can

[evil-shigeo]

so? don't care, you'll figure it out. get me the tea or i'll exorcise you AND mashle

[benevolent-dimple]

@marvelous-mogami hes threatening me!!! i mean us! arent you supposed to be doing something about this kid???

[marvelous-mogami]

Bom, this is your last warning, leave Dimple alone! Threatening and stealing is immoral — you’re disrespecting hard-working people and spirits alike!

I don’t want to fight you, but if you don’t stop, I’m going to have to step in!

[marvelous-mogami]

hi mog-ami

here with some cat food for princess :3 and a catnip toy

Mogami grins and calls princess over

Thank you!! He’ll love this so much, you’re too kind!

//princess is best boi i love him so much

[evil-shigeo]

Bom, do you realise that Reigen is illegally using child labour? Minimum working age in Japan is 15. Just saying. You could definitely sue for that. Or get him to pay you minimum wage. Your choice.

- @marvelous-mogami

oh shit?? his rich ass does NOT need all that money. @evil-reigen start paying me ¥3500 an hour or i WILL get the cops involved. don't even think about bullshitting your way out of this either

what was your name again... monogamy? thanks, i guess, for the tip. i'm gonna be RICH 🤑

[marvelous-mogami]

See kiddo, it’s not that hard to be kind after all!!

even if i’m still a little worried about your motivations… but everyone deserves a second chance!

[evil-shigeo]

don't push it monopoly.

[marvelous-mogami]

MY NAME IS MOGAMI!!! MO-GA-MI!!!!

[evil-shigeo]

uh huh, sure matriarchy.

It's very clear that Bom is no longer listening to you.

[marvelous-mogami]

MATRIARCHY????? THATS NOT EVEN CLOSE?!

(Calm down, calm down… don’t get ‘raigebaited’… happy thoughts…)

Mogami walks away and picks up his cat, the tensions from his face disappearing as he strokes princess.

[evil-shigeo]

Bom, do you realise that Reigen is illegally using child labour? Minimum working age in Japan is 15. Just saying. You could definitely sue for that. Or get him to pay you minimum wage. Your choice.

- @marvelous-mogami

oh shit?? his rich ass does NOT need all that money. @evil-reigen start paying me ¥3500 an hour or i WILL get the cops involved. don't even think about bullshitting your way out of this either

what was your name again... monogamy? thanks, i guess, for the tip. i'm gonna be RICH 🤑

[marvelous-mogami]

See kiddo, it’s not that hard to be kind after all!!

even if i’m still a little worried about your motivations… but everyone deserves a second chance!

[evil-shigeo]

don't push it monopoly.

[marvelous-mogami]

MY NAME IS MOGAMI!!! MO-GA-MI!!!!

[evil-shigeo]

Bom, do you realise that Reigen is illegally using child labour? Minimum working age in Japan is 15. Just saying. You could definitely sue for that. Or get him to pay you minimum wage. Your choice.

- @marvelous-mogami

oh shit?? his rich ass does NOT need all that money. @evil-reigen start paying me ¥3500 an hour or i WILL get the cops involved. don't even think about bullshitting your way out of this either

what was your name again... monogamy? thanks, i guess, for the tip. i'm gonna be RICH 🤑

[marvelous-mogami]

See kiddo, it’s not that hard to be kind after all!!

even if i’m still a little worried about your motivations… but everyone deserves a second chance!

[evil-reigen]

do you feel any remorse for the fact that you underpay children? it’s not very kind of you

- @marvelous-mogami

and who the hell are you suppose to be? my mom? i actually spoiled that at the point they're asking for almost unlimited amount of drinks and snacks so nuh, i am not underpaying them, i kinda over do. go mind your own business.

[soupp4sadness]

You’re right, actually, you’re not underpaying then, you’re using ILLEGAL CHILD LABOUR!!

You could’ve at least waited until they were 15 to pay them only 300 yen a day… you should be ashamed!

[evil-reigen]

all the things i wanna do are illegal at some point so idc actually.

[soupp4sadness]

but… that’s against the law!! that’s wrong!!

[evil-reigen]

oh really? and what you're gonna do about it??ツ

[marvelous-mogami]

I’ll inform the—

oh wait shit i’m dead now aren’t I.

I’ll inform someone to inform the police of your extremely illegal business model!!

[evil-reigen]

LOL YOU DEAD LOSER CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT ME AHAHAHA nobody's from police is going to believe a goddamn SPIRIT are you a archangel gabriel with evangel or something? PFFF

[marvelous-mogami]

I GOT BOM ON YOUR ASS HOWS THAT FOR A DEAD LOSER YOU BI—

oh my god. my brand. i’m ruining my good person image. oh no.

I’m sorry for my unkind words, it just upsets me seeing you take advantage of inno— uh, children.

[evil-reigen]

do you feel any remorse for the fact that you underpay children? it’s not very kind of you

- @marvelous-mogami

and who the hell are you suppose to be? my mom? i actually spoiled that at the point they're asking for almost unlimited amount of drinks and snacks so nuh, i am not underpaying them, i kinda over do. go mind your own business.

[soupp4sadness]

You’re right, actually, you’re not underpaying then, you’re using ILLEGAL CHILD LABOUR!!

You could’ve at least waited until they were 15 to pay them only 300 yen a day… you should be ashamed!

[evil-reigen]

all the things i wanna do are illegal at some point so idc actually.

[soupp4sadness]

but… that’s against the law!! that’s wrong!!

[evil-reigen]

oh really? and what you're gonna do about it??ツ

[marvelous-mogami]

I’ll inform the—

oh wait shit i’m dead now aren’t I.

I’ll inform someone to inform the police of your extremely illegal business model!!

[marvelous-mogami]

hey man...... you dropped your feminist literature and your wired ear buds................

NOOOOO!! Those are my favourite things! They’re not damaged, are they?

Mogami quickly picks up The Handmaiden’s Tale and a pair of suspiciously unused looking wired earbuds

Thank you so much for telling me… it’s really kind of you

[marvelous-mogami]

gives you a kitty

you're a father now

Mogami picks up the cat; an awed expression on his face

ITSOCUTEOHMYGODTHANKYOU

I’ll do my best to take care of them!! What’s their name?

[dandelion-jpeg]

you can name them!! they're yours now :3c

[marvelous-mogami]

I am naming him princess. I love him.

[marvelous-mogami]

gives you a kitty

you're a father now

Mogami picks up the cat; an awed expression on his face

ITSOCUTEOHMYGODTHANKYOU

I’ll do my best to take care of them!! What’s their name?

[rottent0fu]

man💔💔

og

[marvelous-mogami]

Do you and Minori have a secret handshake 😱 since you're besties right??

Who’s Minori?

[evil-shigeo]

{ i did a thing... og template + mentioned people under the cut }

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{ In clockwise order, starting from the top: }

@benevolent-dimple

@evil-reigen

@ask-evil-ritsu

@ikuzusuohs

{ no Tsubomi blog I know of. just added her for fun }

@kurata-crap

@terrifyingtelepath

@marvelous-mogami

@terribleteruki

[terribleteruki]

Hello, Hanazawa!!

I’m trying to get Bom to become a nicer person — do you have any advice?

Also, you seem a little sad, so I got you some plain bread to try and cheer you up a little! I hope it helps!

- @marvelous-mogami

oh!!!! bread!! thank you 🥰💖

but i'm sorry, kageyama is.. he's... he's a bad apple! sorry for the language. i tried to be nice to him, but he just attacked me!

you might have a better chance than me, though.

BUT. UM. THIS IS ALL THEORETICAL. BECAUSE I'VE NEVER MET HIM.

THE KAGEYAMA I'VE HEARD ABOUT IS, UH, TOTALLY POWERLESS. WHICH IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THIS THEORETICAL ONE. WHO HAS EXCELLENT AIM WITH KNIVES.

[marvelous-mogami]

yikes, first time i’m glad to be a spirit. i don’t like the idea of knives being thrown at me… is that why this kids hair is a bit weird? poor guy…

Oh.. right… well thank you for the advice. Good luck with the Kageyama you met, anyway!

If you theoretically wanted to talk about it, though, I’m here for you! I’ll do anything I can to make people’s lives better!!