ask-evil-teru

pls be nice to me... if you want to 🥺

[terribleteruki]

i'm evil teruki hanazawa.. or evil teru or.. whatever you want to call me....

i think i'm supposed to make an intro post..? most people are.

-i hate confrontation

-i eat plain bread every morning

-i have lots of friends, but i think they just feel bad for me 😓

-no i don't know who this "mob" person is please stop telling people we're dating i've never been on a date before and i don't like shig- i mean whoever they are

i don't know what else to say, there's nothing special about me

blog tags:

#walking live sheep - not an ask

#terutalks - asks

#cinnamon raisin bread - my art

#share the spotlight - reblogs

#bird at your window - ooc post

{i wanted to hop aboard the evil mob psycho blog party}

{the admin for @sinisterserizawa is my bestie :D }

{who am i? wouldnt you like to know, weather boy 🤨}

[terribleteruki]

I love bread

I love bread

I eat it everyday

That's why I'm here to say

I love bread

theres a song?!

[terribleteruki]

{sorry chat, i'm still alive i just dont know what to post LMAO}

[terribleteruki]

THERE'S A GIANT SPIDER OUTSIDE HELPPPP 😭😭😭 IT'S GONNA EAT MEEEEEEEEEE

what do you want me to do about it?????

um. maybe try.... not going outside...??

[terribleteruki]

do you ever get surprise adopted?

[terribleteruki]

(YOU GOT KEVIN MAIL!)

i have a mailbox???

[terribleteruki]

Do you know the muffin man

the muffin man?

[terribleteruki]

ok so. i've been doing pretty lonely lately. so maybe you could forget about that all head shaving thing even though it was hilarious and come over to S&S...i can get you an arizona can or something... don't tell anybody, ESPECIALLY BOM!!!

oh. um.. i wouldn't want you to be lonely...

[evil-reigen]

YESSS. YEAH um well, i'm actually a very busy man but i think i have about a half hour to drink tea or something. come over right now. i'm waiting.

[terribleteruki]

i guess i can.. as long as this isn't a trick to shave my head

[terribleteruki]

ok so. i've been doing pretty lonely lately. so maybe you could forget about that all head shaving thing even though it was hilarious and come over to S&S...i can get you an arizona can or something... don't tell anybody, ESPECIALLY BOM!!!

oh. um.. i wouldn't want you to be lonely...

[terribleteruki]

I have 30 thousand dollars in credit card debt

When they call I tell them I can't pay it back yet

um... maybe you shouldn't do that.....

[terribleteruki]

{evil tomodachi teru!!!}

{i'll probably base status updates on this blog off of whatever happens!! if you think i should make other evil mp100 for teru to interact with let me know :) }

[terribleteruki]

you are what you eat

i'm a cat right now????

what does that mean for me????

[terribleteruki]

{should i make evil teru in tomodachi life}

[terribleteruki]

does anyone know how to get hair to grow back faster?

[evil-reigen]

um. i heard you were kageyama's master not that i know who kageyama is. this is totally theoretical and i was wondering if maybe you could tell this totally theoretical kageyama to stop shaving my head

-@terribleteruki

he does WHAT? ok first of all, i wish he had some respect to actually call me his master, and when does he even have time to shave your head if he spends all of it annoying ME at the office? second of all, LMAO you can't stop a twiggy teenager from shaving your head? you kids have no self esteem these days like why would you let him do it??

yk that does sound fun, i think i might THEORETICALLY join you next time and we'll figure out something more drastic than just a head shave *mischievous laugh followed by rubbing palms together like a fly or something* you made a huge mistake contacting me, kid.

Bom, if you actually know this guy let's shave his head together next time, i have an amazing haircut idea.

[terribleteruki]

huh??? what????

please don't shave my head my parents are getting worried about it i'll do anything

[evil-shigeo]

{ i want to do something fun with this blog, like an event or something, to keep it active. does anyone have any ideas? i'm thinking of doing drawn asks for his birthday but i can't come up with anything else }

[terribleteruki]

{totally forgot it was mobs birthday soon.. i should draw something.....}

{idk if its possible, but it would be fun if you could do something with other evil mp100 blogs}

[evil-shigeo]

{ i'd love to but idk what to do... i'm not the most creative i fear }

[terribleteruki]

{yeah idk. my first thought is to get all the evil mp100 blogs that are interested and toss the characters into a situation

but this is my first tumblr rp and i'm not entirely sure how that would work 😔}

[terribleteruki]

{lowkey not sure how active evil mp100 still is but i made a relationship chart except i have lowkey never drawn 90% of these characters}

@benevolent-dimple

@evil-reigen

@ikuzusuohs

@sinisterserizawa

@kurata-crap

@terrifyingtelepath

@marvelous-mogami

@evil-shigeo

[evil-reigen]

//evil mp100 is a fucking hair bleach city i love it lol

//also teru we should interact somehow somewhere and make it fun plsplspls

[terribleteruki]

{omg yes i should send you an ask}