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arent you the loser puppetfucking kid with dumbass delusions that youre joker kermit? who showed up to a party no one wanted you at with a sword like it was cool? more than a million people you don't know on youtube making fun of you and covering the story of ur severe mental handicap. and you looked exactly how i expected too... lol

I'm going to Kiss you on the Mouth

ourflagmeansworms

what-even-is-thiss

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

i-am-the-oyster

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

galaxylemonroll

How could you leave this in the tags!!!

mysharona1987

okiitos

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

thegreenpea

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

sawed-on-shotgun

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe