I'm a Parasite in Paradise

guts || 28 || they/it || 🔞no kids lol🔞 || really gay for @talkingfern 💕💍

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[rowanisawriter]

write insane shit that’s way beyond your perceived ability and skill level even if you don’t finish it even if you think it sucks

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[bugkeeping]

why he standing like this...

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[shallowtboy]

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[thejabberwocki]

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

[sashaforthewin]

Booty shorts slogan

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[flipchild]

[targetedknowledge]

[nevaurs]

“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌

[airplaner]

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[marvelousguts]

i need to shower and shave OR i could Wallow 🤔

[chips1977]

an evil spore stole my wallet+fucked my mind