Hello!

Being older doesn't mean you know better

[corvidaet]

[demonbarber14]

LEAKED Suicide Squad Script

Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

[iguanamouth]

A concept: the fluffiest zebra finch

no pokeALSO HEY theres a BUNCH of asks under the cut from the last two weeks or so ! a really huge mass of em about all sorts of things and if you sent me a message in that period and i never got to it it might be in Here heyoo o o

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[the-real-eye-to-see]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

u know that feeling when someone throws u something and u catch it really well like w one hand or u save it from nearly dropping or u caught it from a massive distance? and everyone around u lights up like yoooo!! good catch!!!! nice!!!! ? ? ? ?? i want 2 live in that feeling it is so pure

[chrisriddellblog]

Dark Sonnet by Neil Gaiman.

[lokidlaufeyson]

When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, ‘After all this time?’ And I will say, “Always.”

[mamalazzer]

RIP Alan Rickman

[adrianhuerta]

Thank you Alan Rickman.

[marvelouslysuper]

me: okay, 2016, do not dissapoi-

2016: *both David Bowie and Alan Rickman die within the first two weeks*

[discoverment]

i swear my soul has aged for like an entire century since i finished high school i literally feel like theres an old granny living inside of me who just wants warm beverages and understanding from family while spending her days tucked away in bed

[amillionways-amillionstories]

[bombaynights-deactivated2019111]

u tell him marcy

[sonypraystation]

fucking darrell

[marvelouslysuper]

me: wakes up

me: ahh what a lovely day

me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams

[gelatins]

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

[wingsofblue]

Flat mode engaged.

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

[killeveryman-deactivated2013090]

ur penis

[ejacutastic]

[tastefullyoffensive]