a beautiful disaster

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blessyourheartlittleone]

What’s your typical day like?

i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day

[thelastsock]

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

i dont rlly have acne anymore but holy shit when i did ppl were so obnoxious about it like if someone has acne the reason isn't ur business and unsolicited advice probably just makes them feel self conscious plus is something theyve already tried

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

ur skin is ur largest organ and is constantly reacting to both internal and external conditions but some ppl rlly think the only reason anyone has acne is because they're too dumb to wash their face

[kirianthedivorce]

Today’s mood lads

[wavesrising-deactivated20190412]

Have compassion for yourself!!! I cannot say that enough. You are human. You are imperfect. You’ve been wrong in speech and action. You’ve made mistakes and you will make more! But you are still worthy of empathy, understanding, and love. You deserve this and I understand self compassion can be hard, but it is a practice to work at. We deserve that within ourselves. 

[srsfunny]

[anxietyproblem]

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

the ONLY post i’ve EVER truly cared about on my linkedin feed lmao

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

thumbs up to the little booper, he did a great job.

[quarterpasttired]

Absolutely lost in the sauce

[slassher-addict]

🤣🤣 living his best life

[babyanimalgifs]

“That’s his chicken" 

(via)

[anneofgreengaybles]

sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

the latest dispatches from room 156

[anneofgreengaybles]

happy monday folks

[financeswithwolves]

"Miss, he's one year old, he doesn't have opinions" is sending me

[toastbutteregg]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[daisybud]

hands up if you’re sad, stressed, tired and really craving romantic affection

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[humorblr]

[theories-of]

[iambluedog]

it wet