In This House We Stan Gramsci And Gromit

Communist wonk. Theory IS my praxis. Not funny but please follow I crave validation. One day Henry Kissinger will die and on that day we stan Death too.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[commonstarguy]

[dyrkz]

[lemondr0pz]

[conscious-naivete]

[kaijuno]

Thjs is so fucking funny to me help

[halo-2]

OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THIS ON TIKTOK AND I AM DYING

[thewars-inourstars]

I thought this was a really good impression but it's actually the original voice actor!!

[afronerdism]

Y’all….this white man went and lived in India for 6 months where he “discovered” masala chai and decided to make his own version that he now sells and calls…..mud water. I shit you not thats the brand name.

[afronerdism]

[afronerdism]

Aside from picking the most culturally insensitive name ever, he’s marketing this as if it’s a whole new creation. A brand new “coffee substitute” while In reality it’s literally just masala chai with some ground up mushrooms and cacao thrown in for foolishness. Like congratulations, you made weird masala tea and named it mud water.

[afronerdism]

“So I set out to make something better” TEA! You made a cup of tea bitch. This man writes like he reinvented the wheel instead of just putting mushrooms in tea

[afronerdism]

He describes the tea vendors as being “dressed in rags” but in the commercial where he shows footage of himself being served tea, the vendors look like this?

Clothes…….these are clothes but somehow this man has come up with mud water and rags

[afronerdism]

Tskhkstjwkjdni under his recipe section. This is literally tea and honey.

[dredsina]

i spent 3 weeks in italy and a man dressed in mystic garb offered me a red elixir they call “wyne” and now i have come back to civilization to offer a new product lifted from this ancient civilization i like to call GRP \ WTR

[fakehistory]

[the-bogside-man]

[seriousjones]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

buzzfeed keep accidentally outdoing clickhole

[giflounge]

The orbit of Jupiter protects the Earth from asteroids.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

a silent guardian, a watchful protector

[funnylime]

lol look at mercury go that wild bastard

[neutralbacteria]

[keltik]

[cannedviennasnausage]

there’s an orange tree in my parent’s house in pr and the oranges it produced were always green we always thought something happened that kept them from ripening but it turns out they just didn’t fake-tan wtf

[abz-j-harding]

[wolfchildrenn]

*makes this noise at you*

[energyprison]

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

[hunter-rodrigez]

“Toilette” is literally what it’s called in German... 

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

No the German word for it is poopenfarten its literally in the german dictionary.

[noinonononon]

All the people who live in germany and are just trying to make the world understand that the call them wash closets or toilettes😅😂

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

If they call them "toilettes" then explain this?

[thestarmirror]

I.... what

I am German and I have never in my life heard of that word what the fuck

[thestarmirror]

Guys, I actually looked it up and it’s Bullshit lmao

We call them „Klo“ or „Toilette“

„Poopenfarten“ doesn’t even sound german

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

You're wrong its poopenfarten

[accumulated-error]

This is what people mean when they say germans have no humor

[witchofthegermanforest]

Americans: If you come to America you gotta speak English

Also Americans: HAHA LET'S TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHER LANGUAGES.

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

You getting mad at americans isnt going to change the fact that the german word for toilet is poopenfarten

[witchofthegermanforest]

Shut the fuck up.

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Its poopenfarten

[witchofthegermanforest]

1: That sounds like dutch. So good job on fucking that up

2: Take a hint and leave me alone if you wanna continue this defecation of my language you brain clogged snob.

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Defecation of your language? Why would I defecate on your language? That's what the poopenfarten is for.

[empxfractaldunes2005mp3download]

I took two years of German classes and i can confirm that the germanized version of "toilet" is, in fact, "poopenfarten".

[hero-in-high-tops]

Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme

[mockwa]

[blackwoolncrown]

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

[localstarboy]

[eltigrechico]

That boy had no time for his british nonsense 

[nonbineraryitinerary-deactivate]

This little boy woke up and chose VIOLENCE

[glockpaperscissors]

Just some January 6, 2021 Twitter highlights

[totaldowner]

this is arguably one of the funniest panels ever created by humankind

[jethroq]

[sadhoc]