Mary!

idk what to say, im getting social anxiety

[maryyyhehe]

and all this shit coz some pretty girl was seated next to a YouTuber you like watching?

Guys I know it’s hot af outside but for FUCKS SAKE, TOUCH SOME GRASS!

[pepsipoet]

We’ve received shirtless Chris content and I fear it’s doing something feral to me…help

[maryyyhehe]

hi

what is sturnblr even about atp?🙏

alr bye

[maryyyhehe]

Me when I Chris sturniolo

[maryyyhehe]

“Who else wishes they were kidnapped by Matt Sturniolo?”

I DO! ME PLEASE! ME ME ME I DO I DO!!!!

PLEASE JUST ONCE🙏

[maryyyhehe]

soooo, can we agree that Chris officially owns the song “after party”

coz those edits are amazing.

[mackcellebrini]

LAWWWDDDDD

[maryyyhehe]

help me help me help me help me EAT ME

[maryyyhehe]

Alexa, play p power by Gunna🙏

"Power that P, got you poppin in places" Hits HARD right now

[maryyyhehe]

Is this considered bullying?

[chrishogwarts]

i’m so funny for this

[maryyyhehe]

You dont understand how funny this is at 4am

[maryyyhehe]

idk why writers on here apologize when their fics are “too long”

like “sorry got carried away” “sorry this ones a little long”

like BABE WE WANT THAT! WE NEED THAT! DON’T APOLOGIZE, I LOVE YOU! YOU MADE MY WEEK💕

YOU SHOULD’VE MADE IT EVEN LONGER (even if its 80k words already)

also its YOUR work and YOUR page, you can post WHATEVER YOU WANT, NO MATTER THE LENGTH (size does not matter💔) and if someone complains or hates on your work, they can go….. well they can leave.

another thing, I’ve seen so many talking about how they wanna start writing but are too scared or nervous, PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE IM BEGGING U TO JUST POST IT!!! JUST DO IT!! ITS A PUBLIC PLATFORM, DO WTVR U WANT, NO ONES JUDGMENT ON HERE IS GONNA AFFECT YOU🙏

I promise, once you post your work, the RIGHT readers are gonna find it and give u the love and support that you deserve, I know I will🩷

Uh anyways, got carried away haha but please post ur work and never apologize if u think its “not good enough” or “too long” or even “ too freaky/kinky” (I will happily read all ur insanely kinky writing and support u like ur my first born)

anyways that’s it, Love you💕

[maryyyhehe]

If you need something to cheer u up, go to 23:24 in the video "Nick gets his wisdom teeth removed" video

it made me laugh so hard😭

[chrisssiren]

get this man some pussy or smth

[maryyyhehe]

beautifully said.

[pepsipoet]

do u think we'll all be 60 and still on tumblr

Nursing home AU is gonna be soooo steamy with elderly!matt

Until he has a bad fall down the stairs 💔💔💔

[maryyyhehe]

I lost my shit laughing at this omg😭💔

But elderly matt is something i WILL be thinking about for the rest of my day

[headoverharrington]

how i feel reading smut in the morning like it’s the newspaper

[maryyyhehe]

Does anyone just REALLY want merch but does NOT have the balls to tell their parents about it??

like they will ask me a 1000 questions

"No i don't know these guys personally"

"no they are not my friends"

"no I have not spoken to them"

"no they don't know I exist"

"No I can't invite them to dinner with us"

I js end up going to get some basic cheese, slap "colby jack" on it and call it merch💔

[ariestrxsh]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sturniolotripletsnark/comments/1t8pbn3/somebody_had_to_say_it/

lmao 😭😭😭 no because his following his giving 15 year old boy

Why do you guys care? Genuinely. Everyone who is going through his following looking for a reason to get pissed off is weird. Don't be posting shit from the reddit snark agreeing with it in my inbox. This is a FANDOM. So sick of seeing everyone complaining about the triplets. If I wanted to see that, I'd go join the snark.

I already unfollowed the girl who posted this same thing to her tumblr word for word. Weird for her to be apart of the fandom community and moonlighting as a snark.

[maryyyhehe]

couldn’t have said it better myself🙏