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bugs!

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in their timezone when they start posting suspiciously estrogenic char aznable

He stick his leggy out real far

Sad to report that after 23-ish years of sticking his leggy out real far, Smokey went across the rainbow bridge this week 🌈

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

oh no!!!

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

Very Worried for my close personal friend Michael Robinavitch. Y’all ready for the finale??

and it'll survive without you

guess who got the Northernlion™ NLSS™ Supercruise™™ cancelled for, you guessed it, my taste in fashion

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

Small Independent Deer Does Its Errands

i would die for this thing

he's called Rise (like earth rise, the best fucking space picture ever) and he's the ZGI (zero gravity indicator) for this launch

which basically means they have a plushie free floating in the shuttle and when it starts floating around they know they're in zero gravity :3

WHEEEE!!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!! SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!

sure fucking whatever man

I went to every afterlife and there wasn't a single goomba in any of them. Where the fuck are these things going

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