[fairycosmos]

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[beardedmrbean]

how to commit to the bit properly

[beardedmrbean]

[liberalsarecool]

Cosign.

[liberalsarecool]

Intellectual property laws used to mean something when it targeted the consumer.

Now the venture capitalist steals the IP to make derivative AI bullshit.

[sayuupi]

Yellow flower 🌼

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[shamebats]

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

[bowlby4]

[lleyksie]

moles + worms + shrew

[maimonideznuts]

Seriously this shit needs to be illegal yesterday.

[bigscaryd]

"giving yourself psychosis with a mirror and the wrong kind of meditation was hard, so we made an app to completely eradicate your senses of both yourself and reality, you're welcome."

[maimonideznuts]

Literally like a cursed mirror from a cautionary tale about self obsession where the character wastes away talking to the evil being sealed within the mirror

[yummcandyfromstrangers]

they hate when you serve weird girl

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[intlbipolar]

[drtanner]

This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update: