Fr shit needs to stop happening

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Fr shit needs to stop happening
Simon was never one for marriage he just didn't see it in his future his line of work to dangerous and the fact he never have had a loving relationship, until you ofc. Its was clear to Simon that he needed to Marry you right after he met you everything about you made him fall even deeper in love, Just seeing you makes this man fold like he is head over heels for you even tho he never shows it. When you two finally start dating he takes it slow and is careful not to ruin one of the only true love he had ever felt. (I'm how yo end this and I'm tired WIP ig)
Im sorry but blue-collar!Simon or cowboy!Simon is just so "lady Mae" by Tyler Childers coded or like "sun to me" by Zach Bryant. Just so sweet is what I'm trying to say. Like if you try and open a door he will run full speed too it for you. And is just like so sweet with you and only you. might develop this more ngl
(Maybe some incorrect terms idk im kinda dense) warnings: kinda agnst ig. probably not spell checked. Really short
The car ride to the Tarmac was always long. Always felt like it would never end, you wish it didnt. Your hand discretely holding Simon as you sit next to him in the car hoping the rest of your taskforce wouldn't notice.
As The car finally pulled up to the tarmac Simon requested to have a private conversation with yoh before leaving.
"Listen, if anything happens-" he starts to say before he is cut off by you
"Nothing will happen" you try to reassure Simon "we are both gonna make it back, I promise"
Before you could add anything else he pulled you into his arms for a hug. "I love you" he whispered to you as you were still in his arms.
"I love you too Simon" you say as you hear the sound of the helicopter landing and price calling you to come over.
You think of that day often as you renew the flowers on your Simons grave.
Clingy Mornings
Bruce Wayne x Wife!reader, Batboys x Batmom
IN WHICH your clinginess towards your husband never fails to disgust your sons.
WC: 1.5k
Simon Riley has never had true peace, until now. You just laying with him in bed. It was one of the mundane things he used to think were stupid about relationships, until you.
The night before he had gotten back from a long deployment. The reunion sex had you seeing stars and now it's the next morning.
Usually Simon gets up early and does a few chores maybe goes on a run but not today. Today he is happy to spend the entire day in bed as long as he has you in his arms.
thinking about you and simon being the fresh start for the riley bloodline. years of abuse throufhout his childhood left simon with a bitter taste in his mouth towards parenthood. never had any desire to start a family and was perfectly content with letting the riley name die with him
until, of course, the idiot went and fell in love. married in your early twenties and a brood of kids before you even hit 30. your children raised in a home built on trust and respect, their parents the picture of example of true love
and by the time you’re in your late fifties, you’ve got grandkids on your hands. the house had felt lonely when all your children fled the nest but now you get to enjoy retirement with your husband and have your home full of babies again on the weekends when you’re children need a break
it never stopped being surreal for simon, even when you’re both in your seventies. still living in the home you built together when you first married. the idea that simon riley, a man legally dead to the world, had a family. and not just a family, a big one. who he loves and cherishes. who love and cherish him back
a man who had spent many holidays alone, drinking himself into a stupor, is now a happy old man with a full house every holiday. the family home filled with children, grandchildren, nieces and nephews, cousins and in-laws. the riley family reborn from the love you share with your husband
forever in love with you until he takes his last breath, and then he’ll spend eternity searching for you in his next life
Crying myslef to sleep rn
okay who is gonna give me money to buy him.
The only things that would fix all my problems in life is community funko pops
i want these two to collab so bad right now
OMFG YESSS PLEASE I NEED IT
When im reading an mma fighter Au knowing I actually do martial arts. Like nah he's watching me beat someone up.
forgetting my silly celebrity crushes have there own lives and are married and have kids and aren't waiting just waiting for me to find them randomly.
Going to a bar with Simon "if you dare say anything about my girl ill fucking kill you" Riley is always a fun experience.
He has his arm wrapped around you almost the entire time until you told him your going to get some more drinks add he lets you go. As your waiting for your drinks a guy walks up to you "hey gorgeous" he smiled "what a pretty thing like you doing all alone?" he asked
You try to make as much distance as possible between you and the guy. "im not alone" you say
"Are you sure" he says filling the gap between you two "im really good company" he say getting to close for comfort
You turn your head around to look for Simon not seeing him anywhere makes you nervous. Until you feel his familiar arm around you waist "she said she isn't alone" he said to the guy. Simon nearly doubled him height "get lost" Simon spat
The man quickly ran away from you and him leaving the bar. "Are you ok" Simon asks you
"Im fine" you replied to him
He wraps his arms around you pulling you into a tight hug "im so sorry" he says "I shouldn't have left you" he said kissing the top of your head
"its not your fault si" you say reassuring him
"You wanna leave now" he asks you
"Yeah" you answer "thank you si"
Bro I genuinely hated thus fic when I wrote it 😭 thanks tho
My toxic trait is knowing which community episode it is based of the outfits
Deployment
Pairing: Simon 'Ghost' Riley x Civilian!Reader Scenario: The time has come. It's his first deployment since you've become a couple. The goodbyes are difficult. Warnings: No mask Simon (It's my personal headcanon in his regular life he probably wouldn't wear it), lots of angst, talking of leaving, talking of dying, canon-typical swearing.
THE AUDACITY OF THAT MAN
(ik he was being mean but i was laughing)
THATS FOUL😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Making out with Carmy and you get lipstick all over his face
[Sidenote/ I can imagine reader making a replica of the Maison Margiela lipstick shirt except she does it for Carmy on one of his chef whites as an intimate Valentine’s Day gift just for him when he’s cooking in the house 😭😭🫶😭😭]
He’d get so flustered if you did this in his office while everyone is out there. Especially if he doesn’t notice and then steps out to grab you a drink and you’re too hazed out to remind him there is lipstick stains of your lips covering his entire face. Just imagining him stepping into the kitchen and immediately Richie and Fak are whistling and being obnoxious about it. “Wohohoooo, you tryin out a new look Berzatto?” Richie is first to start the teasing and Carmen’s just like what? And then Fak follows with “I like the little look you got going on buddy, deep red is your colour” and Carmy is still fucking lost. “Alright what the fuck are you assholes talkin about?” And then Marcus comes in holding a tray of some desserts and has to break it to Carmy who is so quick to run back into the office, extremely flustered and a little embarrassed.
“You’re back… and empty handed, where’s my water Carm?” You question, laying on the sofa against his office wall and he’s “You didn’t tell me I had fucking lipstick all over my face” he groans immediately looking into his phone camera to assess the damage. “Oh shit, I forgot, m’so sorry Bear Bear.” You laugh hysterically, taking his pouty face in yours. “S’not funny, guys made fun of me.” He tries saying as your hands are still squishing his face and you can’t help but smile at how cute and pouty he’s being. “Aww is my Carmy Bear all flustered that his coworkers saw him covered in smooches, hmmm?” And he’s just rolling his eyes because while it may have been embarrassing he’d never take your kisses for granted.
I need a full fic on this sidenote one now it is cute